What's your Plan B?

[scalliano]

Fake my death and flee the state disguised as my own widow.

[ciel]

Bahahaha I'm rich, I'm white and this is America. Which wrist would the Court like to slap Your Honor?

lol o snap.

 

Rat to the feds? They're the most corrupt of them all. I like snow but can't live without wifi.

 

My only option is to take them all out.

 

Trap myself in a room and have them come to me. While they ascend numerous flights of stairs there will be proxy mines all up in this bitch. It'll probably be like that movie, The Raid.

[fw3]

Call lester then walk away giving the bird to all them.

Of course, , as you give them the bird, you'll immediately get a two-star wanted level and, as you run away, you'll be run over by an NPC giving you the bird before being murdered by the LSPD.

 

It's the Los Santos way.

 

[4eyedcoupe]

I refuse to end up like Ronnie Gardocki. I'm going on the run and taking out anyone who knows anything....You can't trust anyone not to turn on you when their back is to the wall.

[mst3kdork4242]

To loosely quote Demitri Martin Hell no I don't have a plan B. My plans are numbered

[Handsome Jack]

 

Call lester then walk away giving the bird to all them.

Of course, , as you give them the bird, you'll immediately get a two-star wanted level and, as you run away, you'll be run over by an NPC giving you the bird before being murdered by the LSPD.

 

It's the Los Santos way.

 

 

I can legit see that bs happen.

[middevonclown]

I'll fly away in the UFO I have stashed in Mt Chiliad

[Sitharoo]

I'd probably get my assistant, clubhouse bartender, mechanic, and anyone else onto my yacht with the other bartender and captain, then sail off for a lifetime of adventure and partying at sea.

My assistant can already produce an infinite amount of food and drink, so that won't be an issue. The captain can navigate, so we'll know where we're going. The mechanic can make sure the engines are up and running, so we don't get stranded at sea. Plus if any pirates at sea try to attack us, we still have a missile defence system and plenty of guns to share.

[Shaytan]

Keep a lethal injection with me for desperate times, just like Dexter.

 

Or... Take the collection of bottle caps I've collected over the years and wait in a cave for the nuclear apocalypse, see the whole meaningless word burn to the ground and in a few decades be rich in the future anarchy world.

[Red Lynx 23]

I'd go with the Cris Fromage exit strategy. Swap the Maze Bank account for an offshore account in The Cayman Islands, then get there myself. Most likely by Cargobobbing my main character's T20 to her Yacht and sailing off into the sunset, while yelling at a Police Helicopter. "De ninguém indo parar-nos!".

Edited November 3, 2016 by Red Lynx 23

[Misanthrope Z]

kill a couple hundred cops just for fun and then bribe them so they, by some strange loophole in the legal system, can no longer do sh*t to me

 

 

leaving the ones who survived mentally and emotionally scarred forever after watching their close friends and allies die horribly, but still legally unable to retaliate in any way, shape or form.

[Shaytan]

I'd go with the Cris Fromage exit strategy. Swap the Maze Bank account for an offshore account in The Cayman Islands, then get there myself. Most likely by Cargobobbing my manin character's T20 to her Yacht and sailing off into the sunset, while yelling at a Police Helicopter. "Ninguém nos irá parar!".

Fixed it for you, seu cabrum da merde.

[Cackling Jack]

I would go after the FIB and cut the head of the snake. Would level the FIB building as well. No more investigations for you bitches!

Edited November 3, 2016 by JackIrish

[gtafan26]

My plan B is closing the game, they cant get me if the game isnt running.

[rlk232]

I've gradually layered the city with plastic explosives. Most would die; if I go down, everything goes down with me.

[Solid Scorpion]

I'd go to my offshore rig in the Seychelles and play a more active role in my PMC until the heat dies down.

 

With over 4000 troops guarding my ass I'll be fine, unless they send someone to infiltrate my organisation and fulton my ass to guantanamo.

[Makimoto-Jin]

I made a deal.The slate...totally wiped clean.

Either everybody dies,or one guy gets out.I'm that guy

[nkaujrog]

Peel off my face mask (revealing my true identity) and officially retire. Stay off the grid and cash in from my offshore accounts.

[hugh750]

Keep a lethal injection with me for desperate times, just like Dexter.

 

Or... Take the collection of bottle caps I've collected over the years and wait in a cave for the nuclear apocalypse, see the whole meaningless word burn to the ground and in a few decades be rich in the future anarchy world.

i see you'll become the original fallout boy??

i guess if i had the fib after my female character i would likely first get into a car chase then get into a big gun fight and then my death would be on weazel news.

[TKDSnovelist]

i hide in a wallbreach and stay sparkly and be like ui ui ui catch me if you can and if the wallbreach get fixed i'm a fluffy horse anyway hihihi

 

I can't lose that feeling that you're on coke the whole time while writing this.

[Matrelith]

My assistant and my captain both got the memo. When Protocol 0 hits, my captain will sail my yacht to international waters with my money and assets stored in the lower deck. At the same time my assistant will shred any evidence that links me to criminal activities. And me? I will lay low in Paleto Bay, waiting for all this to blow over.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I'd move up to Seattle with my money. Pretend to be a software engineer or something.

[Mach1bud]

Impossible. I own the feds.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Well the games up the yachts surrounded with everything los santos authorities can throw and backed up by other organisations and military from other states harbujahn wanted dead not alive at any cost! Brendan lets me into a very dark secret hes wanted for the murder of Leonora Johnson plus many more

 

 

Both deadmen walking there is only one option! We bring war to them f*ckers and take as many down with us as possible

 

Its a battle that can't be won but together we fall! Paleto bay residents are evacuated as the final battle closes in..............HARBUJAHNU AKBAR is heard shouted and seconds later explosions can be heard from miles around! The body of harbujahn was never found

Edited November 3, 2016 by HARBUJAHN THE GREATEST

[fantabulicious]

plan B: start a new life in GTA VI

 

plan C: tugboat captain, sail back to GTA IV

[deadx23]

I'll fly away in the UFO I have stashed in Mt Chiliad

Oh so sorry to tell you I found one and I stole it

 

[SinZer0s]

Shoot myself

[KornbreadMaf1a]

I'll go out Scareface style tooting lines from here to Texas while taking as many of those alphabet boys with me thanks to my handy carbine rifle.

[LL Cool L]

if all else fails... Super Homie out!

 

 

edit*

cool thread btw, I like these kind of threads...

Edited November 3, 2016 by LL Cool L

[Skeve613]

Hire an army of Cargobobs carrying Rhino Tanks to protect me.