Arson , Murder and Jaywalking in online

[Sky_Light12]

When listing three or more things, the comedy rule is to not finish strong, but to list some strong examples followed by a very weak example, for the funny. which like at least 2 crimes are major infraction ( assassination , robbery , etc ) but ends in minor/less-serious infraction ( not paying taxi's fare , stealing someone's bicycle , shoplifting for just a candy , taking picture of standby police officer , etc )

 

 

my felonies ( also an example )

 

 

racketeering , assassination , armed robbery , smuggling rare items , grand theft auto , protection racket and usually seen mowing down traffic signs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

so what's yours ?

be sure to put underline for the minor infraction

[IceDree]

You know, the usual ... Murder, Vehicular Assault, Assault with a deadly weapon, position of a firearm, smuggling & speeding down the highways like they are my own autobahn

Edited November 3, 2016 by IceDree

[iSaint9]

Stealing vehicles, robbing banks, piloting a $3M armed jet and dressing up as a stripper while riding a neon pink Faggio.

[Spectre "2K"]

if there's a crime for dressing up like a wannabe assassin and driving cars with tacky underglow, i can confirm those are my crimes

[Cavot]

Nothing special, just 100,000+ counts of murder, probably double the amount of attempted murders, reckless driving, armed robbery, vehicular assault, Assault with a deadly weapon, illegal possession of a fire arm, possession of an explosive device, many counts of domestic terrorism, theft of government property, trespassing on government property, and the list goes on and on.

[FlacidJack]

GTA obviously, murder, driving without a permit ...or a seatbelt.

Sometimes all three simultaneously.

[Fireboy769]

Tvtropes?

 

 

OT:

WANTED

FIREBOY769

FOR MURDER, DRUG TRAFFICKING, GUN TRAFFICKING, EMBEZZLEMENT, GRAND THEFT AUTO, PRISON BREAKING, PRODUCING COUNTEFEIT CASH, A WHOLE BUNCH OF ACTS OF ARSON, MULTIPLE ARMED ROBBERIES, GRAVE ROBBING, CAUSING SEVERAL RIOTS, RAMPAGING IN A TANK, TAKING OVER 5 YACHTS AND EMPTYING THE SODA MACHINE AT THE LOCAL LSPD STATION

REWARD: $10,000,000,005

Edited November 3, 2016 by Fireboy769

[Pedinhuh]

WANTED: RPH_BRASIL

 

Suspected is wanted for the following crimes to society:

 

Murder, arson, terrorist attacks, organized crimes, death threats through illegal bounties, unregulated use of explosives, excessive speeding, grand theft auto, grand theft aero, trespassing military zones, bribery, genocide, conspiracy, first degree robbery, and hit and run on a police vehicle.

 

REWARD: $9000,00

Edited November 3, 2016 by pedinhuh

[fw3]

My most common infractions:

1. Unloading RPGs upon unsuspecting player buying clothes, blowing them to bits.
2. Using Minigun to completely rip player hovering in Hydra to explosive shreds.
3. and showering in player's apartments!

(fun, creative thread, OP! Thank you!)

Edited November 3, 2016 by fw3

[Sky_Light12]

Tvtropes?

 

My most common infractions:

 

1. Unloading RPGs upon unsuspecting player buying clothes, blowing them to bits.

2. Using Minigun to completely rip player hovering in Hydra to explosive shreds.

3. and showering in player's apartments!

 

(fun, creative thread, OP! Thank you!)

yes , it was based on Tv.Tropes

[Weekendwarrior]

Mass murdering, DUI and noise polution with car horns

[REXX]

REXX

WANTED - Bionic Weapon On The Loose

I like to follow my main characters' background, a test subject from Humane Labs. Wanted as its considered to be dangerous.

[-LN-]

- Killing people (but they mostly deserve it or I'm getting paid for it)

 

- Stealing cars and selling them

 

- Speeding / Reckless driving

 

- I've taken some hits from the bong in my apartment, but... I didn't inhale.

[rtie]

Grand Theft Auto. Drug Trafficking. Conspiracy to commit murder. Armed Robbery against the Federal Reserve. Getting hit by a police car.

Edited November 3, 2016 by Arthur Fookin Shelby

[Sky_Light12]

ah my recent felony :

 

~ Drug wars

~ arms trafficking

~ Torturing a foreman to extract an information with a flashlight

~ Land and parked my hydra jet right next to " No Parking " sign

Edited November 3, 2016 by Sky_Light12

[SprunkieMonkey]

Armed robbery, grand theft autoq riding without a helmet, driving with extremely lowered suspension

[GTAForumsUser1]

Murder, trafficking meth, and murdering women with smart mouths.

[Handsome Jack]

Murder, DUI, Armed robbery, Theft, Kidnapping, Arson, Aiding & Betting, Bribery, Disturbing the peace, Harassment, Extortion, Forgery, Stalking, And a few others.

[Furry_Monkey]

This isn't me - this is the reason I have all other players muted.

 

Racism, homophobia, and not going to bed when they're told.

[Xiled]

[GTA-Biker]

My Online character's major crimes:

-murder

-attempted murder

-assault

-jailbreak

-trespassing

-impersonating military personnel

-drug dealing (if ambushing a real drug deal and stealing drugs to bring to a drug dealer counts)

-gun running (same as above)

-possession of illegal drugs (bong with weed in the clubhouse and apartments)

-arson

-robbery

-grand theft auto

-shoplifting

Minor crimes:

-reckless driving (illegal street racing, speeding, running red lights, driving while intoxicated, driving on the wrong side of the road, driving on the sidewalk, riding a motorcycle without a helmet...)

-jaywalking

-vandalism (shooting traffic signs in the countryside)

-littering

Edited November 3, 2016 by GTA-Biker

[Zerani]

I ran a stop sign once, cops shot me in the head for it.

[Red Lynx 23]

Murder, Bank Robbery, Drug Deals, and Littering.

[TheFroggmann]

Not gonna list them here, but but likely every law that is pictured here:

 

 

and then some.

[Tayotayotayo]

Habitual bank robbery .

Reckless drunk driving.

Serial prostitute killer (after service)

[askinnywhitedildo]

Murder, destruction, and public masturbation.

[Skycam]

Murder.

Robbing banks.

Parking in no parking zones!

 

 

[scalliano]

WANTED: scalliano, also known occasionally to go by the name duzthooka

 

Arson, armed robbery, multiple counts of homicide, multiple counts of grand theft auto, drug trafficking, multiple acts of domestic terrorism, possession of illegal firearms and crimes against fashion.

 

REWARD: $10,000

[REXX]

Murder.

Robbing banks.

Parking in no parking zones!

 

 

 

[slimeball supreme]

Murder, theft, armed robbery, not putting litter in a trash can, vehicular manslaughter. The works.