The funniest posts on R * support page.

[Notorious Z]

"I'm quitting gta because I lost all my money" good good.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

I think for every bullsh*t complaint about losing money on the support page, R* should have the automated response; "Found yourself short on cash? Instantly inject excessive funds into your account with the simple purchase of a shark card."

[BLeonard]

Keep checking this thread like a trainwreck, lol... Figured I'd post a couple more amusing videos that have popped up:

 

This guy apparently had so much money, he didn't even know how to go and check his balance ingame:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usVVyeZWFbg

 

This guy will not be making anymore GTAV videos for his 37 subscribers unless R* gives him $100M-$800M... (Staring around 3:07):

 

 

They didn't get this guy:

 

 

Or, did they?... Next level trolling at 15:55:

 

 

Guessing this guy would LOVE this thread:

 

 

-Bill

Edited October 30, 2016 by BLeonard

[EkaSwede]

I love going there just to swim in the salty tears. 99% of these teabags got caught and are so dumb thinking if they bitch or cry and whine on the page. They somehow will get everything back.

Dude be careful. Those levels of salt can actually be dangerous to your skin!

[Big_Show]

Well I don't think many people stayed broke for long ROFL. Everyone I know that lost their money is back into the mega millions again. R* money wipe FAIL!

[Schroebedroeber]

 

^ Oh my word, that guy's voice is annoying.

 

But the tears are delicious

I thought I was listening to an episode of Deadwood.If they all sounded like that in deadwood, i wouldn't have watched all 3 seasons...

 

 

I can feel my braincells dying, watching these posts and videos :s

[Schumy7]

Next generation of those kids?? The world wont last.

[Opzeker]

 

If any more proof was need that this community is a joke anymore, no need to look any further than this thread.....So many people, with no life and no direction. People who are amused by support forums and the people who need to use them. But, misery does love company.

I agree... Kinda sad that people are reading support messages...

 

The youtube videos, for my (non-modded) money, are much better:

 

Turn down your audio for this one, lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc3Jhal8zJ0

 

-Bill

LMAO he's fuming!!

Screaming tryhard with his ugly modded outfit, too bad they didn't take that away as well.

 

I lost it when the first thing he does, is banking that legitimate 20k.

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

Lolmao! I love how they all say how they lost "their", "yours" or "my" when it's not theirs at all, they cheated to get the money so therefore it isn't technically theirs. I love the salty 20k left for them, that kills me

[Opzeker]

The entitlement in every one of those videos is strong.

 

"They have no right to do this to me"

"Nobody is going to play this game anymore"

"There is no more fun in this game"

 

So you need to have infinite virtual money to enjoy this game?

 

I specifically loved the ones where they go on and uninstall the game immediately.

[EkaSwede]

The entitlement in every one of those videos is strong.

 

"They have no right to do this to me"

"Nobody is going to play this game anymore"

"There is no more fun in this game"

 

So you need to have infinite virtual money to enjoy this game?

 

I specifically loved the ones where they go on and uninstall the game immediately.

I wonder how they play rpg games. "I want to start at max level with max stats."

 

Or Sports games. "I want to start matches with 99-0"

 

Or reading a mystery novel. "I want to know who the murdered was now *turns to the last chapter immediately* man this was boring!"

[Gridl0k]

That redneckbeard was streaming to zero people. Awesome work, duelling banjos.

[Crazy_Cico007]

I don't have words for this:

 

 

 

And this:

 

[Mr_Zombly]

 

• Nasally voice
• douchey teen
• generic dubstep
• self entitled pick

Yep, it checks out, we've got ourselves some good youtube content.

 

edit: haha, he's got all the generic games too, what a f*cking cock tumor.

Edited October 30, 2016 by Mr_Zombly

[Mr_Zombly]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited November 13, 2016 by Mr_Zombly

[Error2k]

Say whatever you want about Rockstar Support, but I feel sad for them. They have to deal with those brainless morons everyday.

[AUScowboy]

Best. Thread. In. Recent. Memory. At. Least.

 

Really, this DESERVES an award at the end of the year..

[Mrs. Buzz]

" i'm better now..."

[Mr_Zombly]

Best. Thread. In. Recent. Memory. At. Least.

 

Really, this DESERVES an award at the end of the year..

it's pretty much a more official version of this, this thread made me aware of these sorts of posts.

http://gtaforums.com/topic/854047-banned-for-no-reason-on-rockstar-support/page-4

[Error2k]

Are they all like ten years old? Beacuse damn, I thought I was the one who couldn't speak english properly. And I get it that english is not their native language, but pretty much every country has english in their school. Are they just retarded? Beacuse I can't believe so many kids play the game AND figure out where's the support site.

[Polaco]

 

This probably have been seen by all of those who were complaining. And it's funny.

[RANDOMv2]

Yeah, I'm always amazed at the level of stupidity that takes place on the community posts. Folks asking for free money, free cars, rare items. My little brother did this, my friend got me banned. It's a little sickening. And yes, the grammar is awful. Makes me a little afraid for the future that folks can't even spell simple words.

It also seems that the reply button has been removed so I can't drop pearls of wisdom on the ruffians.

Edited November 16, 2016 by RANDOMv2

[SmokesWithCigs]

this banwave aint sh*t. its not the guys with modded money getting on my nerves its the A-holes with modded godmode account that grief and spam combat rolls during a fight that I want to see gone. rockstar hasn't done jack sh*t to get rid of them.

[Gridl0k]

These need reading out like that pegenerent meme.

[Solid Scorpion]

haha, he's got all the generic games too, what a f*cking cock tumor.

"Generic Games" that alone cracked me up way more than it should have.

 

I'll have to use that in future.

[mst3kdork4242]

^We got a badass over there.

I can't stop laughing at your Carlton RDR2

[Crazy_Cico007]

 

 

[Pedinhuh]

 

 

Go for it.

 

*grabs popcorn*

[Quinn_flower]

I mean it's the net you can't be kinda joking like that. I mean there are some players in Asia who live and breathe mmo's so if something happens they will fall in depression and prob harm they self. Some just don't realize it's just a game. So hopefully that person was joking around.

 

Heck people over here go into tiny Internet cafe and stay there for hours just playing online. They bring everything from home that u need to survive.

Edited December 4, 2016 by Quinn_flower

[SaltyGTAFMember]