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AVARITIA

The funniest posts on R * support page.

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Furry_Monkey

 

 

 

What about peanuts who PM me stupid sh*t?

We haven't flirted in months you rascal, if you were replying to me.

 

Hey, are you on PS4 or X1?

 

lol PS4 why?

Wanted your opinions on the upcoming PSPro or Xbox.

 

 

Neither. They're both the same thing as buying an ugly old woman makeup. Sure, she may look better, but it'll come off at some point and you'll regret it.

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

 

 

I find it odd that people get off with this, all I see is whiny little kids loosing their cash lol

I like crying kids in gtao

this comes close enough to be fun to.

wait a minute *reads comment looks at forum avatar*

 

Goldadder?

 

That's weird bruh lol :p

 

goldadderXD...thats my old profile name indeed.

 

and that weird thing, thats just me, but i kinda hate kids to be honest.

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Hunter241

Saw one the other day claiming he lost "500 million"

 

Another poster said he modded and the OP claimed it was shark cards

 

Yeah, 6 grand spent on shark cards, gotta love the desperation

Edited by Hunter241

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Professional Amateur

I quite enjoy this one....at least he's asking nicely?

 

https://goo.gl/HmRGK

Edited by Professional Amateur

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ash-274

I quite enjoy this one....at least he's asking nicely?

 

https://goo.gl/HmRGK

Unless he's asking Sara, he's using the wrong "pls"

Plus, he only wrote it 50 times. It takes 100 times, hand-written on a chalkboard, to get Rockstar to overturn a permaban

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Coleco

rockstare y r casino not open yet?????? also manshons wud be best dlc wud pay $$$$$ for both tbh

 

plz also reulistic stake

 

updat 360 wiv new supercars like ferari n lambos too!!!!!!!!

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Rocket Skates

"I lost my hard-earned billions" was a good one.

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Skycam

I agree somethings I've seen on there can be funny and the ones that comment are in my opinion worse and very cringe inducing (I've literally felt angered by some of those trolls more then anything I've experienced here or in game.).

 

That said...

Can't really make fun of the grammar or anything like that because chances are very high that they aren't kids but someone with very little knowledge of the English language and the fact they are (for the most part) able to communicate (in English however broken) what their problems or desires is rather impressive if you ask me.

Edited by Skycam

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xxi

Maybe I should start visiting the support page, get some laughs when my day is going to sh*t.

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AVARITIA

"I lost my hard-earned billions" was a good one.

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Skycam

 

"I lost my hard-earned billions" was a good one.

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I'd like to know what jobs that player has been running. This is the funny stuff I smirk at. Like who is he fooling and he can't be serious. I want to think the people that post those kinds of things are making a joke about the whole situation but the thing is some of them I don't think are joking which deserves an infinite facepalm.

 

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Crazy_Cico007

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M*A*R*I*N*A

*cringe*

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Mrs. Buzz

Maybe this? Got a laught, tbh...

 

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Fluffy Sock

^We got a badass over there.

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-LN-

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Ehh, what?

 

I honestly don't know what is worse though; some of the original posts or the wannabe members of the R* morality police who often provide false information. It's such a vicious cycle.

Edited by -LN-

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SPECTER II

My gosh I'd rather be a forklift driver at half the wage of a Rockstar support employee.

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

 

 

 

What about peanuts who PM me stupid sh*t?

We haven't flirted in months you rascal, if you were replying to me.

 

Hey, are you on PS4 or X1?

 

lol PS4 why?

Wanted your opinions on the upcoming PSPro or Xbox.

 

I'm getting the PSPro. :)

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deadx23

 

 

 

 

What about peanuts who PM me stupid sh*t?

We haven't flirted in months you rascal, if you were replying to me.

 

Hey, are you on PS4 or X1?

 

lol PS4 why?
Wanted your opinions on the upcoming PSPro or Xbox.

 

I'm getting the PSPro. :)idk man like is it worth it idk I want to get a new phone but the PS pro and the psvr is it going to live up to the hype will cool games come from this how does it feel/handle I can't decide I think I'm going to have a pepsi just 1 pepsi Edited by deadx23

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

 

 

 

 

 

What about peanuts who PM me stupid sh*t?

We haven't flirted in months you rascal, if you were replying to me.

 

Hey, are you on PS4 or X1?

 

lol PS4 why?
Wanted your opinions on the upcoming PSPro or Xbox.

 

I'm getting the PSPro. :)idk man like is it worth it idk I want to get a new phone but the PS pro and the psvr is it going to live up to the hype will cool games come from this how does it feel/handle I can't decide I think I'm going to have a pepsi just 1 pepsi

 

I'm just getting it because my PS4 is already acting up and it's no problem.

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ash-274

 

 

 

 

 

What about peanuts who PM me stupid sh*t?

We haven't flirted in months you rascal, if you were replying to me.

Hey, are you on PS4 or X1?

 

lol PS4 why?
Wanted your opinions on the upcoming PSPro or Xbox.

 

I'm getting the PSPro. :)idk man like is it worth it idk I want to get a new phone but the PS pro and the psvr is it going to live up to the hype will cool games come from this how does it feel/handle I can't decide I think I'm going to have a pepsi just 1 pepsiBased on what you typed, I think you may have been reading too many R* Support posts... or you're going to have a talk with your autocorrect or the punctuation police.

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gtafan26

 

 

 

 

 

What about peanuts who PM me stupid sh*t?

We haven't flirted in months you rascal, if you were replying to me.

 

Hey, are you on PS4 or X1?

 

lol PS4 why?
Wanted your opinions on the upcoming PSPro or Xbox.

 

I'm getting the PSPro. :)idk man like is it worth it idk I want to get a new phone but the PS pro and the psvr is it going to live up to the hype will cool games come from this how does it feel/handle I can't decide I think I'm going to have a pepsi just 1 pepsi

 

I don't man, I don't think you English very well.

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MadHaTT3R

If any more proof was need that this community is a joke anymore, no need to look any further than this thread.....So many people, with no life and no direction. People who are amused by support forums and the people who need to use them. But, misery does love company.

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-LN-

If any more proof was need that this community is a joke anymore, no need to look any further than this thread.....So many people, with no life and no direction. People who are amused by support forums and the people who need to use them. But, misery does love company.

 

Eh, it's not to be taken that seriously; it's just a mix of both amusement and cynicism in between all of the serious matters that life often throws our way. Besides, at the end of the day, it is only a game and I don't see any misery here--just people having a laugh. No harm done and no reflection of their state of life and/or direction. :p

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xxi

That last part tho.. 😅

 

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-LN-

That last part tho..

 

 

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:lol:

 

Sounds like a great friend to have. :p

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BLeonard

If any more proof was need that this community is a joke anymore, no need to look any further than this thread.....So many people, with no life and no direction. People who are amused by support forums and the people who need to use them. But, misery does love company.

I agree... Kinda sad that people are reading support messages...

 

The youtube videos, for my (non-modded) money, are much better:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLwNxpwfJiU

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6BBg0kaPGA

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1WApKjLGnI

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_-N39w7VGs

 

Turn down your audio for this one, lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc3Jhal8zJ0

 

Probably my favorite one, it all hits him around the 50 second mark:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uscfli50IhA

 

-Bill

Edited by BLeonard

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xxi

the second video is even more hilarious because he sounds like a right f*cking cock and deserves to be kicked in the dick by rockstar.

 

OT: I find this thread to be quite amusing and so do others.

Edited by Candy Suxxx

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Failure

It's been a while since I've been to the Support page... seeing this thread, I'll make sure that I go there everyday for the laughs.

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Skeve613

The support page is why R* staff take so long to deal with actual issues we bring to them - they're too tied down with ignoring the onslaught of idiots that got banned or people asking for refunds on things that clearly said "no refunds"

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