//Mister Los Santos 2016 - Going Deeper\\

[Mr. Los Santos]

 

97...98...99...100! Whoo!

Oh, hey! Didn't see you there. I just completed 100 butt flexes. You know, I started this no yoke diet which is basically - oh, you're here about the contest? Well why didn't you say so!

Hello and welcome to the second stage of the Mister Los Santos 2016 Competition, proudly sponsored by HardAbs, "For When You Want To Crack A Real Nut, Use HardAbs!" Our judges had a long and hard time to decide which male they'd like to enter...in the second round. Well the wait is finally over and we can all both rejoice and despise the choices made by the judges. Before going too deep let's address another choice that we had some difficulty reaching. These types of contests are above all a forum game and many raised concerns about the forum aspect of it all. That is why we've decided to bend this point system a little - while this round will still have input from the judges as well as the forum itself the final round will be forum only. That's right, both the judges and the forum will help pick a line-up of 8 men and the judges will then step away, light a cigar and watch all Hell break loose as the forum picks a true winner. Not only will it be entertaining but we felt it was the right thing to do. That means if there's someone you want to see win then you've gotta stick around until the very end.

A public poll will be open on Saturday the 29th while the deadline for entries will be on Monday the 31st at 11:59PM EDT. Polls will be closing on Friday the 4th.

All results from the first stage can be viewed here or, alternatively, in the first stage post.





The usual rules still apply (if you need a refresher they can be found back in the first stage) but this time we demand a little something out of the contestants. Now you're expecting themes, right? What if they were multiple choice? What a curve ball! You're allowed to pick a theme for each one as this will encourage diversity and creativity. While it should be obvious we would prefer if you noted which pictures are attached to which theme. You must pick two themes as well as your own preferred/personal outfit. Theme 1 focuses on day time outfits while Theme 2 focuses on night time outfits. The phrase in brackets is what your inspiration/thought should be when making your outfit. Yes, glitched outfits are still allowed (to a degree - please do not make all outfits glitched).

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Theme 1: *Pick only one*

-Beachwear (Day On The Beach)
-Working Outside (Sweating Out In The Sun)
-Doing The Walk Of Shame (Hungover And Half Dressed)
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Theme 2: *Pick only one*

-City Life (Heading Out For The Night)
-Attending An Event (Style To Impress)
-Looking Over An Empire (It's Good To Be King)
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Personal Outfit: *Only one outfit*

-Up to you!
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Each theme must have at least two pictures each (for a total of 6 required pictures) and are allowed up to 10 pictures in total. This results in 3 outfits, two pictures each, for a total of 6 required pictures. You may not use any pictures used from the first stage which means all pictures must be new ones!

The requirements from the first stage such as a bio and video are not required - they actually do not count towards any points in this round, only pictures do. People do say that a picture is worth a thousand words...Plus, we felt people porting over their bio/video from the first thread while others made a whole new one was unfair. At least for such a tight deadline and with 20 men in the running. The final stage will be much more demanding, though.

Just like Miss Los Santos' second stage we'll be doing the scoring in the same manner where judges have a weight score and the public votes via a poll. Here's an example of how the system works:

Contestant A earns 53 votes to reach 1st in the polls.
Contestant B earns 45 votes to reach 3rd in the polls.

Contestant A earns 98 points from the judges for 2nd place.
Contestant B earns 109 points from the judges for 1st place

Contestant A earns 20 weighted points for placing 1st and 19 weighted points for placing 2nd in the poll and judging.
Contestant B earns 18 weighted points for placing 3rd and 20 weighted points for placing 1st in the poll and judging

Contestant A earns a score of 19.5
Contestant B earns a score of 19

Contestant A wins

In the case of a tie score, Mion and livejoker will enter scores in order to break the tie.
In the event that the poll results are also a tie, the judges' scores will take precedent.

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With Round 2 wrapping up, here are the results. Rather than asking the judges to pick eight men to move to the next round we asked the judges to give everyone in the running points ranging from 1 to 20. 1 is worth 20 points while 20 is worth 1 point. The scores were actually reduced to a 1 to 19 scale as Tonguegirl never made a second stage entry, thus disqualifying herself. This made it so everyone had a chance to come to the finale as having the judges pick only 8 entries would've massively reduced the chances of the least popular characters. As you can see the polls were right on to what the judges picked with all of them being high standing, the only exception being Chy with a low poll score but a massive boost from the judges! The almighty Mach is getting a run for his money with Chaos right in the lead and many others tied in scores. This is as tense as it can get without using lube, my friends!



There was some foul-play involved in the polls. As you can see, below is the poll of when the polls closed (more votes came in after the deadline which doesn't count). MiroAWhite's only vote was found to be a fake account (withholding who owned the account), Chy had a fake account vote which the same user also had a fake account vote for Evo (also withholding who owned those accounts). Stax loses a vote as one is from one of the host, Mion, while Bondi loses his only vote as it came from the other host, livejoker. Lastly Smiley loses one vote as it came from Modojo, a judge. None are really affected by those changes, all things considered.



Some fell short of making the final 8 (well, 9 technically due to a tie)...



While the others must keep going. Let's ride! See you in the finale!

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FrikkenZz

Milfrah

_-Chy-_

ChaosZake

Mach1bud

LL Cool L

10_STAX

acdc47200

EVOLUT7ON



Second Stage

Most Likely To Buy A New Car If Someone Farts In The Old One:
DangerZ0neX

The Newest Marvel Movie Star:
REXX

And The Special Agent Trying To Keep Him Out Of Trouble:
Matrelith

The Life We Wish We Had:
Testarossa

Best 'Shopped Snaps:
MiroAWhite

Totally Belongs in True Crime:
Smiley_Beat

Perfect Boyfriend Material:
Baemerz

The Most "GTA" Character/Best Embodiment of GTA:
The Owl Man1999

The Guy That Had All The Potential:
Bondi Blu

A More Fit Jason Bateman:
Zoobz


Stage 2 Entries:

DangerZ0neX

REXX

Testarossa

FrikkenZz

Milfrah

MiroAWhite

Smiley_Beat

Matrelith

Baemerz

The Owl Man1999

Bondi Blu

_-Chy-_

Zoobz

ChaosZake

Mach1bud

LL Cool L

10_STAX

acdc47200

EVOLUT7ON

The final stage can be found here!

Edited November 10, 2016 by Mr. Los Santos

[Tokyo Toke]

 

Torso We'd Love To Drive Hot Wheels Toy Cars On:

Tokyo Toke

Forget my hot, manly whining in the last thread, this is the best award anyone could ask for.

[Hunter]

Best Use Of Both Hands On A Stick:

Icantthinkofonew

Yay helicopters!

 

I've spent a lot of time perfecting my technique with that stick.

[Testarossa]

One question, are we allowed to mix up themes? Let's say a couple of snaps from the beachwear theme and then a couple of snaps of the formalwear theme, or something similar.

[§†range]

 

 

 

Most Original Entry Format:

Strange

 

 

 

Ye dawg. Best of luck to all, don't do drugs you will read rules better.

 

Impressive efforts by Hosts and entrants, Peace!

[Mr. Los Santos]

Not quite sure we're understanding you, Testa.

Entrants basically pick one "genre" from Theme 1, another "genre" from Theme 2 and finish it off with their own outfit. It's a total of 3 outfits.

[Testarossa]

Not quite sure we're understanding you, Testa.

 

Entrants basically pick one "genre" from Theme 1, another "genre" from Theme 2 and finish it off with their own outfit. It's a total of 3 outfits.

 

Ah, was sorta meaning something like that, glad to know since I don't have that much pics at my disposal. I'll be submitting my entry sometime this week.

[Skycam]

Did somebody say butt flexes? Because I hear music after getting the best chest hair award!

 

 

Good luck everyone, it was fun.

[FromTheArchives]

Damnnnnnnn I barely got in the 20s lmao gotta step my game up!

[Mr. Los Santos]

Damnnnnnnn I barely got in the 20s lmao gotta step my game up!

 

The finalist ranking is random, but you're in the top 20 so you do need to step up your game.

 

Deadline altered to allow more time:

 

A public poll will be open on Saturday the 29th while the deadline for entries will be on Monday the 31st at 11:59PM EDT. Polls will be closing on Friday the 4th.

Edited October 25, 2016 by Mr. Los Santos

[FromTheArchives]

 

Damnnnnnnn I barely got in the 20s lmao gotta step my game up!

The finalist ranking is random, but you're in the top 20 so you do need to step up your game.

 

 

That's for sure haha, but just to get some extra clarification the "working outside" option of Theme 1 is basically doing any active thing of my choice outside right? In action right?

[Fozzie]

 

 

Damnnnnnnn I barely got in the 20s lmao gotta step my game up!

The finalist ranking is random, but you're in the top 20 so you do need to step up your game.

 

That's for sure haha, but just to get some extra clarification the "working outside" option of Theme 1 is basically doing any active thing of my choice outside right? In action right?

I would say to make it interesting, use your imagination for a good outdoor activity. Don't stand next to an NPC with a Jackhammer and be like "Working" or something lame like that.

We have high expectations for this next round, just because someone finished near the bottom of the 20 doesn't mean they can't come back in the Top 3 with an amazing entry..

Wow us.

[Mr. Los Santos]

*techno intro music bangs loudly throughout the stadium*

*crowd goes wild as two presenters walk on stage...and 20 other men that are definitely top models*

Hello and welcome back from the commercial break! We know it took like 3 weeks but damn are those ads long! If you've just tuned in I'm Rod Eenserhter, along with Harry Knutsak, and this is the first Mister Los Santos 2016 Grand National Championship For Men Only That Are Above The Legal Age Or Passable Enough To Be A Really Hot Thai Chick! What a mouthful that is!

Which is what many of the contestants have been saying back in the locker room but don't let that fool you - these are hard men. Nothing can waver them in the slightest! They've got the looks, they got the hooks. They got the junk, they got the spunk. They got the flair, they got the shape of a perfect chair that you could sit on for at least two days. You know, Rod, I can't be assed to go to the gym every day and put the work in. I prefer to sit at home and watch women's tennis with my eyes closed. You gotta hand it to these guys to be the top of the crop!

Oh, definitely got a good point there, Harry. These guys don't settle for less, unless the pay is good. Then they're up for a lot of stuff. Just earlier I was in Mister DeLa Lover's dressing room and boy, let me tell you, that guy sure knows how to trim a forest, if you know what I mean. He's no lumberjack but he could yell Timber in my bed any time he wants.

Argh! Screw this, Rod, I can't keep doing these borderline sexual innuendos! We're commentators, for pete's sake, not some 19 year old virgins that get off by thumping away in a pudding cup! I don't care how much the producer is paying me, I'm not saying another darn word that is typed out by some lonely prick at his computer!

But Harry, we're fake imaginative characters! We must obey what the producer writes for us to say in whatever voice the reader imagines us in! You can't just go radio silent!

No! He....won't....win.....he'll...have...to...fight...me....

*burst of static suddenly erupts from the producer's keyboard*

Aaah!!! What the hell?! My keyboard is fried! f*ck this, this story is getting too deep. I'm out!

Edited October 25, 2016 by Mr. Los Santos

[Joemoetoe]

Would Make Straight Men Go "Well, he does smell good...":

Joemoetoe

 

Jo is a clean bottom

[Femme Fatale]

 

Would Make Straight Men Go "Well, he does smell good...":

Joemoetoe

 

Jo is a clean bottom So is mine, they'd make a cute couple, but a relationship where both men total bottoms is a difficult one...

[LL Cool L]

This sh*t hilarious lol

[jyssys]

Congratulations to all the contestants that made it!

 

 

 

Contestant We'd Love The Most To Have A Drink With:
jyssys

 

Fits quite neatly into what I had planned if I had somehow magically gone trough to the next round: my guy believing he's running for president.

[DangerZ0neX]

Darn, I made it to the top 20 but I didn't win best anything.

 

Feels like I may be disqualified early lol, I don't mind anyway, good luck everyone.

[Fozzie]

 

 

Would Make Straight Men Go "Well, he does smell good...":Joemoetoe

Jo is a clean bottom

So is mine, they'd make a cute couple, but a relationship where both men total bottoms is a difficult one...Didn't you ever see Requiem For A Dream?

Ass to Ass..

 

With a bunch of drunk guys cheering as well.

[Rewdalf]

Most Mysterious:

Rewdalf

 

And you'll never know how he got his ██████████████████████, or that mark on his lower back that kind of looks like ██████████.

(It was during the overseas plane ride from Germany to ██████████ when ███████████████████████ unexpectedly)

[Matrelith]

I was secretly hoping for a later deadline. Got finals this Monday so I'm studying my ass off, but I guess I can squeeze some time in between to take snaps. Do we also have to extend our bio's this round or is it just pictures?

[DangerZ0neX]

I was secretly hoping for a later deadline. Got finals this Monday so I'm studying my ass off, but I guess I can squeeze some time in between to take snaps. Do we also have to extend our bio's this round or is it just pictures?

Just pictures, pick one scenario from each of the two themes and at least give a total of 6 snapshots.

[IceDree]

 

 

Coolest Dad To Have:

IceDree

Umm .... Yyyyyaaaaayyy?

 

I suppose Its a good thing I didn't make it to the second round, because I can't meet the requirements (theme 1) or the deadline & then I'd feel bad for depriving someone else of opportunity .... Phew, good call judges! #NiceSave #IAintEvenMad

 

 

On a side note, do I get a virtual cookie for being the first one ever to enter Mister Los Santos?

 

 

I'm kidding of course or I'm I?

 

 

 

Good luck everyone!

 

EDIT: 6 points? Ouch ...

Edited October 25, 2016 by IceDree

[bshs95]

Got 7 points so I am good. Would ofcourse have liked to get through, but the fact I wasn't last is the most important.

 

Good luck to all the 20 second round candidates.

[REXX]

For the personal outfit, mine contains the glitched heavy vest (as seen in my first submission). Will this still be allowed during the second stage?

[Matrelith]

For the personal outfit, mine contains the glitched heavy vest (as seen in my first submission). Will this still be allowed during the second stage?

''The usual rules still apply (if you need a refresher they can be found back in the first stage) but this time we demand a little something out of the contestants. Now you're expecting themes, right? What if they were multiple choice? What a curve ball! You're allowed to pick a theme for each one as this will encourage diversity and creativity. While it should be obvious we would prefer if you noted which pictures are attached to which theme. You must pick two themes as well as your own preferred/personal outfit. Theme 1 focuses on day time outfits while Theme 2 focuses on night time outfits. The phrase in brackets is what your inspiration/thought should be when making your outfit. Yes, glitched outfits are still allowed (to a degree - please do not make all outfits glitched).''

[DangerZ0neX]

Saturday Night's not Alright for Drinkin'

 

 

 

"My deals are done, business is going on smoothly, and no annoying messages from Madrazo. Guess I'll take a break and celebrate!"

 

 

"Time to rock the house."

 

 

"This party's wicked! Drinks are on me, everyone!"

 

 

 

...

 

Several Hours Later

 

...

 

"Oh man, how much mayhem have I caused last night?"

 

 

"Ugh, why do I drink if I hate being hungover?"

 

 

"Wait... Are those skidmarks? Oh no no no, don't tell me..."

 

 

"Oh f*ckin' hell, are you kidding me mate?!"

 

 

"I'm such a bloody moron..."

 

 

 

...

 

The Pfister Pfanboy

 

...

 

Daniel smugly reminds his opponents of two things; his place in the race and which car manufacturer is the superior breed of automobiles.

 

 

Nothing tastes like victory better than a cold can of E-Cola, especially after feeding Annis fanboys some of your Pfister's burnt rubber dust

 

Edited October 26, 2016 by DangerZ0neX

[LBJ]

 

Most Stylish:

LBJ

 

aye i take this happily

Edited October 25, 2016 by LBJ

[Coleco]

Hottest Female In A Gay Club:

Coleco

 

Thank you so much for the award guys! I'm adding it to my CV as we speak. Typical of me to be the hottest woman in the room, completely surrounded by men and still getting a taxi home for one. Story of my life

 

Also, seeing REXX and Milfrah through to the next leg in Mr LS '16... er, is there something you gals wanna tell me...? Anyway, can I

? Well I'm gonna anyway... a bit of Curtis Mayfield for all the soul brothers movin' on up into the top 20.

 

 

Work it boys, I know you wanna. C'mon, If I can look but not touch at least give a gal something to see!

[Matrelith]

 

Hottest Female In A Gay Club:

Coleco

 

Thank you so much for the award guys! I'm adding it to my CV as we speak. Typical of me to be the hottest woman in the room, completely surrounded by men and still getting a taxi home for one. Story of my life

 

Also, seeing REXX and Milfrah through to the next leg in Mr LS '16... er, is there something you gals wanna tell me...? Anyway, can I

? Well I'm gonna anyway... a bit of Curtis Mayfield for all the soul brothers movin' on up into the top 20.

 

-snip-

 

Work it boys, I know you wanna. C'mon, If I can look but not touch at least give a gal something to see!

 

Preeeettty sure Rexx is a guy.