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Hot Cops

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First, a few words.


Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his gang. You won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his gang. Men, all this stuff you've heard about Hot Cops not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the conflicts, is a lot of horse dung. Hot Cops traditionally loves to fight. All real Hot Cops members, love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball players, the toughest boxers ... Hot Cops loves a winner and will not tolerate a loser.


Hot Cops plays to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in Hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Hot Cops has never lost and will never lose. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Hot Cops. Now, a gang is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The Bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post, don't know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating. Now we have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit, and the best men on the forum. You know ... My God, I actually pity those poor bastards in other gangs. My God, I do.


We're not just going to beat the bastards, we're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the shafts of our nightsticks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel. Now some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you'll all do your duty. The humorless are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood, shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo, that a moment before was your best friends face, you'll know what to do. Now there's another thing I want you to remember.


I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything, we'll let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly, and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose, and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time, and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose. Now, there's one thing that you men will be able to say, and you may thank God for it.


Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you, What did you do on the greatest Grand Theft Auto forum on the Internet? You won't have to say, Well, I shoveled sh*t in Louisiana. Alright now, you sons of bitches, you know how I feel. I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle anytime, anywhere. That is all.





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What did you do on the greatest Grand Theft Auto forum on the Internet?


Be that hero! Join the Hot Cops today.

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Voodoo

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I'm in.

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Moonshield

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I'd go under covers, ifyouknowwhatimean.

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Hot Cops

OK, OK... We may have some use for you. Are you a bear claw or a donut hole? Speak candidly.

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Moonshield

Most definitely a maple bacon bear claw.

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Hot Cops

Bacon is always a plus of course, but is the maple in the cure or the icing? Speak forcefully.

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livejoker

Shucks, here I was hoping for Hot Native Americans. Guess I'll keep my legs crossed that someone comes along and does a crew for that.

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Uncle Sikee Atric

I just gotta ask PhillBellic, is this your alter ego account here?

 

If not, then someone has just made you a new home kiddo!

 

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make total destroy

where do i sign up?

 

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PatG

This new magic mike police thing sounds great

 

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Voodoo

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I'll get the doughnuts.

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El Dildo

firefighters are hotter

 

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Voodoo

FYI, long posts that make people have to scroll the page are lame as f*ck. Don't worry, I fixed it for you :^:

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*Qi*

I am not hot, neither am I cop. But a double negation makes a positive. Does that mean I can join?

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Hot Cops

Everyone has the potential to have a little Hot Cop in them.

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Menstrual Deranged

I'll join if there are gluten free donuts and pumpkin spice lattes.

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El Dildo

Everyone has the potential to have a little Hot Cop in them.

is this a penis size joke?

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Voodoo

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Hot Cops

I'll join if there are gluten free donuts and pumpkin spice lattes.

Of course! We have an artisan baker and master barista in the break room right next to the mani-pedi station.

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*Qi*

I have heard that if the cops are hot then they may get a privilege to hang out with girls real quick. Also they can give people some tickets to earn handful money which they can later spend on donuts and late night strip-clubs wearing civilian dress code. So many other perks.

 

I would like to be a cop as described in video below in my dreams..

 

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WHAT!?

I'll join, but only if the shorts are short and the shirts are tight. I'm not comfortable following the regulations unless their sexy.

 

Are beards ok? My face gets cold on these October mornings... The heat and the friction on my face is important to me. I've worn a beard since childhood.

 

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It's important.

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Hot Cops

We may have a position in Bear Squad for you.

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PhillBellic

 

 

I just gotta ask PhillBellic, is this your alter ego account here?

 

No it is not, Sikee.

 

On Topic & Obligatory Images;

 

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livejoker

Girl with cowboy boots and a gun?

That's not a cop, mate, that's the wife and sister of some guy in Alabama.

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PhillBellic

Girl with cowboy boots and a gun?

 

That's not a cop, mate, that's the wife and sister of some guy in Alabama.

The Police Tape says 'Politie' there. So I don't think that's in Alabama. :p

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Uncle Sikee Atric

 

Girl with cowboy boots and a gun?

That's not a cop, mate, that's the wife and sister of some guy in Alabama.

 

The Police Tape says 'Politie' there. So I don't think that's in Alabama. :p

The tape makes it look like a Scandinavian Cop Drama....

 

This is not 'Moody & Miserable Cops!'

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PhillBellic

Okie Dokie. Let's move on now, shall we?

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CannonRage

Dude, wtf is going on in those photos?

They are like the antithesis of hot cops,

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Hot Cops

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Phil seems like a special guy.

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Curtis

I do not know what this is, but i like it.

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