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TaylorTheCreator

Things you do when nobody is home

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Rykjeklut

Since I moved in to my current apartment a bit over a year ago, I've never worn anything but boxers within 5 minutes if coming home. So that.

 

And also I drink copious amounts of beer.

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Metconq

When I'm alone at home, I smoke a cigar, drink cognac and play online games house of fun :pirate:

 

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Molesmor

When I'm alone at home, I smoke a cigar, drink cognac and play online games house of fun :pirate:

 

wow, you're a real robber..aha ha

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Tigereyesxx

Watch internet porn...

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Guest

Put on a specific playlist of those of my fav songs my partner doesn't like, and dance my ass off to their funky beats

Edited by Guest

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GTA_CAT

When I'm alone in home I do the same as always but more relaxed and with better mood. 

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YellowJacket

I turn the music up, go in front of a mirror and sing like I am in a music video.

 

Growing up, I used to pretend I was a wrestler and walked down the hall which was the 'ramp' and the living room was the 'ring'.

 

Good times.

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CanadianMuscle

I like to watch my fair share of porn.

Edited by bantonson15
Don't you judge me, fool!

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Femme Fatale

Cybersex.

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ddubz91

When I lived at my folks place years ago, I would ride my bmx through the house, randomly jump over sh*t and wallride the pretty white walls, leaving only my tyre marks as my bread crumbs. Miss those days!

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just do it bob1

Brazzers? 

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John Smith
2 hours ago, ddubz91 said:

When I lived at my folks place years ago, I would ride my bmx through the house, randomly jump over sh*t and wallride the pretty white walls, leaving only my tyre marks as my bread crumbs. Miss those days!

Do you live in a palace m8?

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ddubz91
9 hours ago, John Smith said:

Do you live in a palace m8?

 

Haha nah, my folks just had a sort-of big place with white walls everywhere. Made for some good times.

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CanadianMuscle

Imitate a comedian making sh*tty jokes.

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Billy Russo

Well, I'm home by myself pretty much all the time, so this is just like a normal day for me lol...

 

Let's go over the benefits though:

 

- Let's just say having some "alone time" isn't a problem, and something I do usually every couple of days. I won't go in to any more details with that one, but I think you know what I'm implying here.

 

- I can walk around the house naked (although I don't always do this.). I mostly only do it when I get out of the shower, and don't have to worry about anyone seeing me to go to my bedroom. I do chill in my boxers a lot though, especially when I first wake up & just can't be arsed getting dressed until I'm out of the groggy state.

 

- I like to sing to myself & dance, especially when I'm cooking, as it can get pretty boring & tedious.

 

- I can take a poop whilst leaving the toilet door open. I love this one.

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Chamberpotcleanerman20

Beat my spaghetti to pictures of myself in the living room.

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Pocket Fox

Porn and self stimulation seems to be a recurring theme, can't you people wait til night or something for that?

 

I live alone at the moment so, everything I do is while no one else is home.

 

But when I was with my parents and I was home by myself I'd normally just play music, practice dance moves or think out loud about things.

If I had a friend who was a crush or a bf I'd try get them to come over, time permitting.

 

Being alone at night was usually a downer though... still is 😢

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Billy Russo

- Put sad movie soundtracks on loud & pretend I'm in a movie scene.

 

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Jerking For Soup

listen to loud music and punch walls

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Corndawg93

Masterb.... uh... play games

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TheSantader25

I'm a pretty damn awesome copycat. I can simulate other people's actions and voices pretty well. So when no one's home I try talking like famous villains or try extraordinary monologues or dance like Michael Jackson and sing like Freddie Mercury while playing the piano. 

Edited by TheSantader25

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Effy in Chains

I thought I was bored of chilling out as i'd "completed" Netflix, but i've discovered my love for videogames again as CEX is cheap as f*ck for Xbox 360 games. Currently smashing Resident Evil 6, Bioshock Infinite, LA Noire... Saints Row 4 i'm hoping I will enjoy more after the whole alien sh*t simulation is over, but at that point will there be any missions left? Wish they had just made it gangster gangbanger like the original Saints Row.

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mr quick
On 3/1/2018 at 1:00 AM, Metconq said:

When I'm alone at home, I smoke a cigar, drink cognac and play online games house of fun :pirate:

 

We gotta hang out. 

 

My flatmate just moved out, so my new thing that I do is drink milk straight from the carton in the nude. Feels good, man. 

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FearThoseWhoFearHim

Talking to myself.

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IndogamersPro

Staring a house roof that will (or about to) collapse.

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