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TaylorTheCreator

Things you do when nobody is home

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Rafae

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Norther Deer

I strip naked and run around spanking my ass while yelling hi ho cowboy

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Femme Fatale

I strip naked and run around spanking my ass while yelling hi ho cowboy

I thought I was the only one, I guess we can call ourselves hi ho cowboy buddies. :)

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Joemoetoe

Poop with the bathroom door open

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The Mascara Snake

I blast music and sing loud af. Sometimes I do it late at night without realizing one of our roommates is home, which always leads to interesting conversations in the morning

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ShadowPerson

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Oh you little naughty weiner dog lol

Edited by Zambrano

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MadHammerThorsteen

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With all the trap rap monikers like 2chainz and 2pistols, 50 Cent should change his to 2quartaz. And also because he's about 2 quarters short of a full load.

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PhoGarrett

I daydream of overthrowing the capitalistic economy and bringing about the new regime of communism.

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DOUGL4S1

Nudism Mode: Activated.

Edited by DOUGL4S1

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LincolnClay

Blast music/radio to (annoyingly) full volume. Then when my GF gets home, I'm scrambling to my phone or radio and pressing every button, like "oh, sh*t, turn off, man!".

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Dwnld

I walk around the house as a nudist.

It feels really refreshing, right? Also not using clothes simply reduces the need for laundry.

 

Watch porn without wearing headphones.

Yes.

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Natasha

Nudism Mode: Activated.

Yeah, this! I also live alone anyways so this is basically 100% of the time :lol:

Edited by Natz_83

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Motherstep

I leave my TV on an odd or even volume number. My missus likes it on even numbers. I for one do not give two hoots so long as it's loud/quiet enough.

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Natasha

I leave my TV on an odd or even volume number. My missus likes it on even numbers. I for one do not give two hoots so long as it's loud/quiet enough.

My ex was like that too, I would deliberately leave it on an even number cause she had the urge to check, which put it to an odd one, and I could then laugh as she had to put it back onto an even one :lol:

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Motherstep

I'm waiting for her to get home so she can do a mission on RDR I'm stuck on. The TV volume is at 23. I'll see if she notices.

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

I leave my TV on an odd or even volume number. My missus likes it on even numbers. I for one do not give two hoots so long as it's loud/quiet enough.

I don't feel alone now. The volume goes by halves on our main stereo (45.0-45.5) and it annoys me so bad when it's stuck on .5 I always put it on a whole number, preferably even.

 

Anyway, when you live in a house where silence is a rarity, you kind of spend your alone time doing normal stuff and actually thinking. I live in a house of night owls. With the exception of my dad and I no one goes to sleep before 4am and it doesn't help when they talk loud like all of the time, play the television loud and make loud noises like cleaning or putting stuff away. Did I mention loud talking? Like shut the f*ck up! :panic:

 

So the rare chances that I do get alone time my mind is finally at peace and I can be productive, enjoy things as mundane as editing photos or listening to music or even playing games. Weird right? I enjoy games better when it's not noisy around me.

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DieselFuelOnly

I ninja my way through the house and check each room to confirm that I am indeed alone, sometimes I check twice. Then I strip down to my undies, grab a suitable microphone substitute (usually broom or spatula) and sing along to Saving All My Love For You by Whitney Houston until I'm blue in the face while making ramens and talking seductively to the pan/grinding on the stove.

Depending on the time of day I'll also wait for my neighbor to go outside to get his mail, and when he does, I open a window and yell "Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you f*cking stupid bastard!", causing him to look towards my house in confusion for a moment before hurrying back inside. I don't know why I do this but it's become too much of a routine to stop now.

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Mark

The TV volume is at 23.

You utter monster!

 

Yeah the whole 'woo nobody is home' thing is pretty dull when you've lived alone at some point. I do the same thing whether people are around or not.

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Motherstep

 

The TV volume is at 23.

You utter monster!

Hello stranger.

 

Update - she didn't notice, and it stayed at 23 until later when we were watching YouTube videos in bed and I turned it down to 13 when she wasn't looking.

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Jimmy

Mostly loud music, hours of movie and long slumbers for me. Not mention all the junk food that I pile up around.

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Rafae

Had to rub one out last night just for the sole reason that no one was in the house after a LONG time ;)

 

 

This was after like 1.5-2 weeks of no action btw

 

 

Ok I've said too much now I'm sorry

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Vigilante88

That moment when you realize you weren't home alone...

 

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..and now you gotta come up with a reason for not wanting to stand up.

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ShadowPerson

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Femme Fatale

 

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I do that too, sometimes while having some girl talk with a fag hag on my cellphone.

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ShadowPerson

 

 

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I do that too, sometimes while having some girl talk with a fag hag on my cellphone.

 

I bet you do that with a nice big torta and a 600ml Coca Cola lol

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t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
  • Scream as loud as I can just to see how loud I can get. Also like to clap as loud as I can sometimes.
  • Hold arguments with myself.
  • Aimlessly walk from room to room, just to stand around and repeat.
  • Masturbate.
  • Idle around, browse internet, sit outside.

Just a few of the reasons why I will never willingly participate in a Big Brother-like reality show.

 

Also: I thought I was home alone the other week so I had porn on FULL BLAST. After I was done I realized my grandma was back home. If she heard it, she didn't mention anything. Feels bad, man.

Edited by Plank.

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Natasha

 

  • Scream as loud as I can just to see how loud I can get. Also like to clap as loud as I can sometimes.
  • Hold arguments with myself.
  • Aimlessly walk from room to room, just to stand around and repeat.
  • Masturbate.
  • Idle around, browse internet, sit outside.

Just a few of the reasons why I will never willingly participate in a Big Brother-like reality show.

 

Also: I thought I was home alone the other week so I had porn on FULL BLAST. After I was done I realized my grandma was back home. If she heard it, she didn't mention anything. Feels bad, man.

 

I actually properly LAWL'd at all of this. Thanks for cheering up my morning :lol:

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LincolnClay

-Throw random things around (trying to throw rubbish in the trash bin)

-Drink a couple of beers...and then play video games after...

-Masterb...no I don't...I swear...

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ciel

I take baths/showers with the door open and way more vocal when fapping. It's p refreshing tbh

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Killer Whale

Zip up my Deadpool suit and try being as batsh*t crazy as he is.

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