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TaylorTheCreator

Things you do when nobody is home

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Femme Fatale

I knew someone was going to bring that up, lol.

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TheInda

Run around aimlessly and flip the bird while walking

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mr quick

My roomate's been gone all week so I've just been HELLA naked at all times :cool:

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highspeed

My roomate's been gone all week so I've just been HELLA naked at all times :cool:

 

This, gotta let the body breath and be one with nature man, haha!

 

Also, having every window open all day and night, guilty pleasure of mine. Not the smartest, nor safest thing to do but eh..

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Shaytan

Also, having every window open all day and night, guilty pleasure of mine. Not the smartest, nor safest thing to do but eh..

I can't because I live in an apartment with cats but otherwise it would be safe for me (I live on a second floor, too high for someone to climb in but not enough for a fall to be deadly), or you'd think so... [insert creepy background music here]

 

Even though I don't remember it myself, my mother told me when I was a small toddler the building we live in was being painted, and so there was a scaffolding attached to the outside. We were on Summer and I was sleeping at night in the bedroom so my mother left the window open and the blinds partially open as well. She then heard the noise of the blinds being slowly lifted and, worried I was awake and doing that, came to the bedroom to realise that someone climbed the scaffolding and was trying to get inside our home. When the person saw my mother he quickly dropped the blinds and ran away.

 

I give you my word this story is truth but take it as you wish. Hope you can still leave your windows open at night and be able to sleep, mind me not!

Edited by Shaytan

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GingerSkullpion

1. Watch porn as loud as I want to.

2. Walk around nude.

3. Have lengthy debates with myself like a mentalist.

4. Have full blown arguments with nuisance cold callers.

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ShadowPerson

1. Watch porn as loud as I want to.

2. Walk around nude.

3. Have lengthy debates with myself like a mentalist.

4. Have full blown arguments with nuisance cold callers.

 

- Yes.

- Yes.

- you need therapy. :panic:

- sir, you had fall off the mad wagon!

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Star-Lord

 

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Blaze

install gentoo

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Sanches

1. Talk to myself a lot.
2. Often look behind myself in case i didn't notice if anyone is behind.
3. Flipping scissors.
4. Sometimes portraying different combat stances with a pistol.

5. Going to a toilet and leaving the door open.

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Personal

If I'm playing GTA, I like to play with my mic on and start fights with anyone that speaks

 

Play music louder than I usually do (had the police called on me once, but thought to turn it down just before I saw them pull up)

 

Piece together and try on new outfits for no reason

 

Order in expensive restaurant takeaway

 

Take all of my phone calls on loudspeaker

Edited by Unruly

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1972

Whenever I'm alone and start gaming, I put my glasses on like Horatio Caine and put them off like a badass that's looking away from explosions and enjoy my 5 seconds of Horationess. I also do it sometimes when I blow sh*t up in a game.

 

Tl;dr I play with my glasses like an idiot.

Edited by fashion

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Moonshield

I dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, and fart like nobody's smelling.

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ShadowPerson

I dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, and fart like nobody's smelling.

 

you are an official spiritual animal for many of us lol

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Femme Fatale

tamw you spend almost half an hour laying in bed growling/panting/barking like a dog while convulsing. I have to admit, I REALLY f*cking needed that. :lol:

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BöömBäpper

Nude sometimes, listen music much louder, tv/pc volume louder than normally, sing, rap, leave bathroom door open, watch webcam girls/porn.

.....so yeah, the usual. Don't we all?

Edited by BöömBäpper

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Reameb

Order pizza so no one bothers me and I can enjoy it alone.

 

And no, not pineapple pizza.

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anus

I've got my own place so I'm pretty much always in just my boxers. It's awesome.

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Adrenalist

Contemplate. And reason.

 

These things I can't seem to do when people are around.

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Lucius M. Galloway

I kamehameha as loud as I can without my voice breaking.

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Jack Lupino

I become a scared puppy when i am alone.

I listen to tv high volume or log in forums like this to distract my mind from thinking i am alone at home.

If you see my house you too wouldnt wish to live alone especially after sunset.

Edited by Jack Lupino

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Begoo

Jack off to my thoughts. Porn got quite boring, im not interested in watching same repetitive bullsh*t.

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Sanches

Jack off to my thoughts. Porn got quite boring, im not interested in watching same repetitive bullsh*t.

I thought you like doing this in public.

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Bruce Khansey

That thing, but with the door open.

 

Apart from that, I usually talk to myself like I'm doing it with another person and/or play the guitar loud, and I mean LOUD.

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BlackScout

1. Talk to myself, similar to GingerSkullpion

2. Freely watch porn or jack off (I mean there is nobody to enter my room without notice, I don't like locking myself in)

3. Sing audibly enough without worrying anyone will hear me

4. sh*t with the bathroom door open

 

I don't know. I don't do anything special or remarkably different.

Edited by BlackScout

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Shaytan

It sucks living in an apartment means I'm never truly alone, so many things folks point out here are still not that comfortable to do, such as singing out loud, neither possible to do without bothering anyone such as playing guitar or listening to music louder than usual (not that I care, in Portugal there is no law that prohibits you from making noise during daytime).

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Lucius M. Galloway

I say and do the most random sh*t you'd ever imagine. When I come home from school, 5/10 I'm alone, with my dog. Every time he sees me, we both go crazy, and I just let out everything I bottled up when I left the house.

 

I shout, I rap, I roleplay, I say and do whatever to let out all of my energy, maybe it's the sugar that just surges all of a sudden, but I calm down in about 30 minutes. Now, like everyday I come home, I'm lying on the couch with my dog lying on my chest.

 

Good times.

Edited by Lucius M. Galloway

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Pete4000uk

Prance around in some tight skinny jeans talking to myself.

 

Or I give myself an enema

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Constant K

listen to music on home audio system

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Timcatgt5

I do exercise with the free weights in my garden, topless of course.

 

I cook food topless.

 

I also use my balcony overlooking the front of the drive to do chins or pull-up exercises, and hope the delivery people or the window cleaners aren't watching.

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