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TaylorTheCreator

Things you do when nobody is home

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Mister Pink

I sit around and talk to my imaginary housemates. This topic reminds of...

 

"what's your thing." Pity most people can't understand Scottish people because it's funny! :p

 

 

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Constant K

Do drugs.

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Cameron Star

Sing, shout, scream, babble, gargle, and make all manner of weird sounds.

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ProKiller93

Cry

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Red XIII

Well, me and my friends do handstands in my living room and see who can get an erection first.

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Rose.Quartz

I sing and I also pretend I'm a youtuber when I'm playing games.

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Brian Grey

I like to listen to the soundtracks of games that I played in my childhood

Halo 2 and also the other games such as reach

Unreal Tournament and championship

Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 1-2

 

I still got my old Xbox Original, it just needs a new AV cable.

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Payne Killer

Jack off out the window.

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Blaze

Jack off out the window.

 

we all know you do that regardless of an audience

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Codex Gigas

I live alone...all alone :(

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PoeticWhisper

Moonwalk in my living room, sing to my cat, beatbox, hand drumming on literally everything. Blast music, cut wrestling promo's as if I was a wrestler, do the occasional front flip onto my couch, and sometimes think of arguments I had in the past that I should have won, and come up with the things I should've said.

Edited by PoeticWhisper

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Professor SmackaDabbah

Lately I've been doing a bunch of pushups in one go then sort of power walking up and down my house for around five minutes or until I'm ready to go again, rinse and repeat for 45 minutes or an hour.

Edited by Professor SmackaDabbah

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Pavle

Same sh*t I do while I'm not alone. Not leaving my room nor the comfort of bed.

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Synthol

 

 

Play this out loud.

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Irish45455

Sing along to whatever is playing on Pandora/Spotify, curse like a sailor when I'm playing video games and actually leave my room.

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Payne Killer

Call over my fat side bitch and snort cocaine off her ass.

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Rougarou

Call over my fat side bitch and snort cocaine off her ass.

Aw thanks, I know how much you love my big black booty ;)

 

On topic: I usually sleep. considering I barely have any time to do much anymore due to work.

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No Use For A Name

 

Play this out loud.

I put this song on a bar jukebox one time and people got annoyed.

 

So I put it on 29 more times.

 

And left.

 

20 minutes later I had bartenders and waitresses texting me with death threats. Best 15 bucks I've ever spent

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ShadowPerson

 

 

Play this out loud.

 

I did that a couple of times lol

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Pedinhuh

Go nudist, or just wear boxers...I'm not a pleasant sight when I'm naked.

 

Jerk off in my bed, naked...Better than in the bathroom.

 

Surf the deep web, I'm tempted to buying a basic .38 sub nose, but I'm afraid it might be a police sting.

 

...Look at ex-girlfriends profiles.

Edited by Pedinhuh

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update_lsc

Go nudist, or just wear boxers...I'm not a pleasant sight when I'm naked.

 

Jerk off in my bed, naked...Better than in the bathroom.

 

Surf the deep web, I'm tempted to buying a basic .38 sub nose, but I'm afraid it might be a police sting.

 

...Look at ex-girlfriends profiles.

Why the heck can't you fap in your bed when people are home?

 

Ot: playing music on speakers and singing along. I hope nobody heard that yet. I suck at singing.

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

Bring out the more kinky toys and test them on myself.

 

Or when playing videogames using the mic to talk trough if other players are angry...to taunt them and make them even more mad :)

 

Or rarely...start bringing in crazy sh*t in the house that just would not get in if parent would be home.

Happens once every few years.

Last thing was a playdate...last thing before that was a big waterproof box for my turtle.

Next thing will probably be again something regarding my turtle again...probably a giant external filter...maybe even some sort of wooden plates and such to make the thing look nice(big maybe) and also probably a smaller watertight tub/box that will serve as island...including some turf and sand mixture.

I just need the turtle to survive this winter and then my mom a couple of days like....the f*ck out of here and that will be fixed.

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deadx23

Well usually my son is always with me and I live with my younger sister but on those occasions when I get home early, I prepare food for dinner and clean up my place (I eat dinner super early) so when I go pick him up all I have to do is cook, eat and the rest of the day is mine :) (today I'm home early and alone for about 2 hours :O )

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Pedinhuh

 

Go nudist, or just wear boxers...I'm not a pleasant sight when I'm naked.

 

Jerk off in my bed, naked...Better than in the bathroom.

 

Surf the deep web, I'm tempted to buying a basic .38 sub nose, but I'm afraid it might be a police sting.

 

...Look at ex-girlfriends profiles.

Why the heck can't you fap in your bed when people are home?

 

 

House is too small and my bedroom is on the way of my parents bedroom, also they can go there at any time of the day as our business is right next door.

 

Also, curious neighbors.

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update_lsc

 

 

Go nudist, or just wear boxers...I'm not a pleasant sight when I'm naked.

 

Jerk off in my bed, naked...Better than in the bathroom.

 

Surf the deep web, I'm tempted to buying a basic .38 sub nose, but I'm afraid it might be a police sting.

 

...Look at ex-girlfriends profiles.

Why the heck can't you fap in your bed when people are home?

 

House is too small and my bedroom is on the way of my parents bedroom, also they can go there at any time of the day as our business is right next door.

 

Also, curious neighbors.

 

Oh, i see. That must suck.

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JohnnyXR

Invite my girlfriend for some fun.

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sreyazsec

Strut around the house like this, tensing those leg and tummy muscles with every step.

 

testylocp.gif

Edited by ceszayers

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ARTHUR.

I practice my high kids, i'm pretty f*cking good. People have always been impressed at my kicking prowess.

I've just never got a chance to test it out on someone.

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Crazyeighties

 

 

Play this out loud.

I put this song on a bar jukebox one time and people got annoyed.

 

So I put it on 29 more times.

 

And left.

 

20 minutes later I had bartenders and waitresses texting me with death threats. Best 15 bucks I've ever spent

Ha ha I've done that.

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ShadowPerson

Seems that I´m not the only one that goes barely clothed home alone lol

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