The Dedito Gae Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 (edited) He's a hero, he's bandit, he's an outlaw, he's a family guy, he's a gunslinger, he's a zombie killer... he's John Marston.Drop your pants cowboy. Born from a dubious scottish couple and orphan since a young age, John never had it easy, he scaped from the orphanage and found a home with a revolutionary with radical ideas named Dutch Van Der Linden, became part of his gang and robbed sh*t from US to A. Between the assortment of outlaws and bandits he met a prostitute named Abigail who would become his future wife, sadly for John, sh*t went down and the gang left him for dead.John the criminal was no more, enter John the daddy-o.John is here to kick ass and chew brain, and you are all out of brain. John had left his old life behind and settled in with his wife, his son and a man who he never bothered to learn his name. sh*t was going good... but his past deeds would find a way to kick him in the pants, the boot lodged in his nuts had a name and that name is Edgar Ross, federal agent and complete prick. Get that bitch sh*t out of here boyo. Now John has to find his old gang and bring them to justice if he wants to see his family again, his journey will take him from deserts to mexican deserts to snowy areas... somehow, he will meet sheriffs, white trash, scammers, possible necrophiliacs revolutionaries and whoever the hell this f*cker is supposed to be. John is a man on a mission, you better don't f*ck with him or he will fill your sorry ass with lead faster than you can say "Work you damn nag!"Even John Marston is tired of your sh*t. John enjoys spending time with his family, pick flowers and ride ponies, however he also likes to knife fight grizzlies and find treasures once in a while. He's like the Predator and Max Payne rolled together, he can either be a hero or a complete dick, however, he will never, never, ever drop his hat or cheat on his beloved wife. A true gentleman and a legit nigga in every sense of the word. "Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair. You know that." Edited August 29, 2016 by Midnight Hitman Journey_95, The Time Ranger, DGSimo and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooeyhole Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 We die alone but we live among men. John had that middle aged wisdom, the been there done that no bullsh*t approach to things. I like to think John represents good honor and Jack turns to the dark side so to speak, exactly what John didn't want to happen, making the story even more tragic. The Dedito Gae 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 He's the fastest Gun in the Old West. Â I quite enjoyed playing as him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockstar Vienna Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 So far Rockstar's best playable character imo. He's the man! I've never cared so much about a video game character before. I also love it that his voice actor is John in real life. A family man who moves to the big city, looking for adventures and then returning to his family and his farm. Authentic as f*ck! Â Â PhillBellic, The Dedito Gae, Payne Killer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephStalin Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 He was nothing more than a Yankee f*ckING CHEAT! Â Â On a serious note, he was a great protagonist, right up there with Niko Bellic as one of Rockstars best. Â Â The Dedito Gae 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payne Killer Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Most badass character in a R* game. Rocket man FI and The Dedito Gae 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket man FI Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 The guys a number 1. Badass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Journey_95 Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 (edited) With Niko Bellic by far the best Rockstar protagonist for sure and one of my favourite video game protagonists in general. Â f*cking badass and well written. Edited September 2, 2016 by Journey_95 The Dedito Gae 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piggsy pls Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Max Payne, John Marston, Niko Bellic. In that order, the best Rockstar characters to date. Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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