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Kirsty

Steinway Beer Garden

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Kirsty

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WARM WHISKEY



FRIED NACHOS



JAZZ SUNDAYS



WEEKLY PROMOTIONS



AND BINGO



...DOES IT GET ANY BETTER?!



In the bowels of Liberty City on a quaint little corner in Dukes, this friendly Irish pub welcomes all willing patrons with open wallets, from the permanently drunk to the coffee cup hipsters. Pop in and pull up a pew, there's someone hanging over the bar 24 hours a day 7 days a week, and as long as you're comfortable with a few stains and a bit of debauchery nownagain, you're in for a grand old time. Welcome to the Steinway Beer Garden!



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All ages welcome but under 16s are confined to the eating area and patio


Under 21s are only allowed to purchase alcohol if their ID looks real enough


Steinway Beer Garden is not responsible for any afflictions you may suffer such as diarrhoea or fleas


Staff portraits are just our chosen spirit animals, we do not approve of bestiality, but we do hold a furry singles night on the first Friday of every month


This topic is actually just a chat topic and is in no way affiliated with the Zaibatsu Corporation


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Other positions may be available, as and when we think of them.


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Kirsty

No, Sweets, the Ladies bathroom is not your office.

 

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Michael

Wow, I like the concept of this gang! Good luck. :)

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SWEETSAPRIK

Until I see some official paperwork to that effect Imma keep doing what I've been doing.

 

If you have a problem with that you can take it up with my union rep.

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Retired Mafia

I'm seeing bingo? Let the battles begin!

 

Best of luck with the new crew ;)

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Michael

I'm seeing bingo? Let the battles begin!

I would love to join, but I still have baskets in my basement from all other bingo nights I won haha! :p

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Kirsty

I don't really care if anyone thinks bingo is an old person's game, I once won £200 from a £10 batch of tickets, love it!

 

We should have a real round, sure we could figure it out somehow...

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Davo the Assassin

I've never played bingo. Feel like I'm missing out.

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Creme_Brulee

 

WARM WHISKEY

FRIED NACHOS

JAZZ SUNDAYS

WEEKLY PROMOTIONS

AND BINGO

...DOES IT GET ANY BETTER?!

 

Yeah, free beer! Just for the opening day, maybe?

 

Hi btw.

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Michael

I don't really care if anyone thinks bingo is an old person's game, I once won £200 from a £10 batch of tickets, love it!

 

We should have a real round, sure we could figure it out somehow...

Damn, two hundred? Lucky girl! They only gave us are things we didn't really need or cake haha. Also, there must be a online multiplayer for bingo somewhere I hope. :p

Edited by Bleached

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Curtis

Good luck. This looks decent.

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Kirsty

Yeah, free beer! Just for the opening day, maybe?

Good idea, beer is free until Monday, but then I'll have to start charging again because import costs for authentic Irish potatoes is pretty expensive.

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Curtis

Yeah, Booze!

Edited by Bender

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Ciaran

 

Yeah, free beer! Just for the opening day, maybe?

Good idea, beer is free until Monday, but then I'll have to start charging again because import costs for authentic Irish potatoes is pretty expensive.

Irish potatoes are the best potatoes.

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SWEETSAPRIK

Idaho just called. It said shut up.

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Ciaran

Idaho can suck a fart.

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RedDagger

Good idea, beer is free until Monday, but then I'll have to start charging again because import costs for authentic Irish potatoes is pretty expensive.

Just get normal potatoes and have Carian stare at them intently for a few minutes and bam you have Irish potatoes

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Retired Mafia

Looking to qualify for that free opening/welcoming beer

 

 

if their ID looks real enough

 

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Kirsty

Idaho just called. It said shut up.

 

I didn't understand this reference so googled Idaho potatoes, felt exhilarated.

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Flachbau

That mask really takes 10 years off of your face.. seems legit though ;)

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Blaze

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Kirsty

Welcome to our new bouncer

 

Stylish, edgy, underage, he'll let anybody in if you follow him on Twitter. Already a hit with the punters!

 

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Michael

Good idea, beer is free until Monday, but then I'll have to start charging again because import costs for authentic Irish potatoes is pretty expensive.

I hope you don't put extra water in the beer though. Sometimes bars do that stuff when they give free drinks :p

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trip

Someone say

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Matty256

Free beer? go to the bathroom for some fresh Pißwasser that's free!

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Kirsty

Free beer? go to the bathroom for some fresh Pißwasser that's free!

 

You can also find some Logger in there, since Sweets isn't very good with a toilet brush.

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El Dildo

oh hey, more alcoholics.

 

great.

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Curtis

oh wait, this isn't a crew. if i had an image for nervous laughter i'd use it now

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Kirsty

We're happy to water down the booze with homemade lemonade if you have an alcohol problem.

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