❣♡❣ MISS LOS SANTOS 2016 ❣♡❣

[lann3fors]

Name: Mrs Lann

Bio: On parole.

 

 

[SilentLadyGTA]

Name: Mrs Lann

Bio: On parole.

 

 

Nice video

[Ker Juice]

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Good stuff! Diggin the creativity!

Edited August 14, 2016 by RedDagger

[Mach1bud]

Submissions are looking great. Keep it up people.

[Angelababy16]

Updated my submission : http://gtaforums.com/topic/865245-%E2%9D%A3%E2%99%A1%E2%9D%A3-miss-los-santos-2016-%E2%9D%A3%E2%99%A1%E2%9D%A3/?do=findComment&comment=1069006521

[Coleco]

COLECO VEE

Age: 35

DOB: Feb 13, 1981

Birthplace: Midwest - GTA equivalent of Saint Paul, Minnesota

So, tell us a little about yourself.

Umm... so my name is Coleco, I'm in my thirties and I am a Minnesotan gal through and through. I am currently working as a delivery driver for Vision Logistics. The rest of my family are still in the Midwest and my younger sister Stevie is doing much better than me. Yeah, yeah... I'm not bitter.

Moved down to Los Santos a few years ago because I was fed up of being a lackey in a diner, labelled a spinster and a disappointment to my parents. So here I am down south working as a lackey in a garage, still single - yes Mom, deal with it - and still no major career breakthroughs just yet. Not bitter. Got my own apartment in Little Seoul though. Well, not my own, I'm renting it off a crazy Korean lady but yeah. My own space... and no, not a cat in sight before you ask. Just me and my old Degenatron.

Mi ankaŭ parolas iomete Esperanton (I also speak a little Esperanto). Umm... don't really know why I mentioned that. Just gotta try and sound interesting I guess, that's what I was told.

What do you do for fun?

Play old video games because I can't afford new ones. Only I still suck at Don't Cross The Line even after all these years. I loiter around the clubs and bars of Los Santos... mostly Cockatoos, The Dungeon Crawler and Bahama Mamas West. I know my way around an engine and don't mind getting my hands dirty so sometimes I still do a bit of work for the La Mesa LSC and occasionally Bob lets me play with the toys, though I thought that was all off after that one time with the widebody Nightshade. Hey Bob, how was I to know the damn thing would go sideways? Other than that I go out driving at night in my old Stratum and I also spend far too much time on a forum I frequent online.

Any life goals or ambitions?

I want to go back to the Midwest sometime when I can afford it. Kinda missing the snow. I also want to do more photoshoots in the future, even though I know i'm a shy plain jane with a "funny" accent... so people in the big city like to keep telling me. Yeah well, you all sound dumb to me too. I should say thanks to my pal Yvette for helping me out this year with photos for the contest. She's got all sorts of equipment and seemed to enjoy dressing me up, which helped bring me out of my shell a little. Not sure about the session with the paddle, clothes pegs and maple syrup, though I never did get any pics she took of that one...

What will you do if you win Miss Los Santos 2016?

Not let anyone hear the last of it. Is there a cash prize? Maybe I'll get an EXsorbeo 720 with the collector's edition of Righteous Slaughter 7, or some new tyres for my Stratum. Or maybe i'll make that trip back home to see what else Stevie has managed to achieve before me. Still not bitter. Though most likely it'll all go on whiskey while dancing with the drag queens at Cockatoos. They have such nice shoes!

So, Is that all? I guess I should show you guys my pics now, huh...

Classic Coleco

Classy Coleco

Clubbing Coleco

Combat Coleco

Chillin' Coleco

Also I got a video I can show you too. You still got CD-ROM drives? My laptop is kinda old, sorry...

Anyways, hope you guys liked my entry and best of luck to all the girls entering. No really, I meant that sincerely. Hey, I did!

Dankon, kaj bonan nokton!

Edited August 18, 2016 by Coleco

[SprinklesMcFartza]

Sprinkles McFartza

 

Once I figure out how to post pictures, I'll complete submission.

 

 

[LL Cool L]

Dem suspicious accounts that joined "2 days ago" loool I see you

 

[Guest]

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Edited February 17, 2020 by Guest

[Mr_Zombly]

@Coleco I literally said wow after the wow wow wow part, nice editing.

[Yukinoshita]

Dem suspicious accounts that joined "2 days ago" loool I see you

 

They're just ridiculizing themselves honestly. This part doesn't even count the likes *facepalm*

[Rocket Skates]

might as well

 

Name: Elisabet "Betty" Nazarova, "The Ice Queen of Murmansk"

Age: 31

Base of Operations: Los Santos, Murmansk (formerly)

Occupation: Professional criminal, Bob Mulét hairdresser (formerly), manicurist (formerly), Ponsonby's cashier (formerly)

About: Always up-to-date on the latest fashion trends. Known deviant, engages in sexual congress with both men and women. She can and will out-drink you. Prone to fits of extreme aggression and violence. Fluent in Russian & English, conversational in Armenian & Serbian.

Role Models: Fran Drescher, Peggy Bundy, Cher

Signature Items: Hatchet, Special Carbine, Heavy Revolver, Dewbauchee Seven-70

Likes:

• BDSM
• reality TV
• modern art
• dance music
• golf
• alcohol
• fishing

Dislikes:

• Her mother

Bio: Born in Murmansk, Russia in 1985, Elisabet Nazarova was always somehow involved in crime. Growing up in a port town, Elisabet was introduced to the Russian Bratva and their illicit shipping trades at an early age. At the age of nine, she was used as a spotter in the streets to find rich businessmen or rival gang members operating in the area, where she would occasionally pick pockets as well. Having limited access to Western media, Elisabet grew up watching Russian-dubbed American sitcoms, listening to bootleg Celine Dion CDs, and reading imported magazines. She took the name "Betty" from an old pin-up magazine.

 

After completing her compulsory military service at 20, Betty joined her brothers Yuri and Oleg in the Bratva, proving to be an essential asset in retaking Murmansk for themselves. Known for her striking looks, ice-cold demeanor, and quick military strategy, Betty ascended the ranks quickly, despite being a woman. She knew she needed to get educated in order to be a trustworthy leader. Betty went to school at the Murmansk State Technical University, wherein she earned her undergrad degree in Economics and also learned to speak English. However, after returning home, she learned Yuri was killed by a rival gang and Oleg was MIA, leaving the leadership of the Murmansk Bratva in jeopardy. Knowing she was in danger of losing control, Betty cut her losses and boarded a cargo ship to the United States. Still awaiting word from Oleg, Betty vowed to find him again.

 

Fresh off the boat, she wanted nothing more to settle down in Los Santos and escape her troubled past. After some brief stints as a hairdresser, manicurist, and Ponsonby's cashier, Betty decided enough was enough. If LS was going to reject her business acumen and refuse to offer her well-paying opportunities, she decided to venture into a life of lucrative crime instead. Putting her skills and knowledge honed from a lifetime of petty crime in her homeland to good use, she co-founded the front company Hotel Moscow with fellow criminal Cheesecake and joined up with notorious conglomerates Real Nucca, Inc. (led by the enigmatic Black Gazebo), and Ana1 Security. Though she prefers to operate alone, Betty considers her associates her brothers and sisters. Recently, she has been seen with a close male companion.

 

Pics:

 

-snip other photos-

 

 

spread the word

A great looking female character, excellent photos, and a creative backstory. Well done.

 

 

You have my vote.

 

 

 

[MrHaynes1980]

Honestly, why is this a thing?

Edited August 15, 2016 by MrHaynes1980

[Jazzy the Dutchess]

Honestly, why is this a thing?

Because life is too short to be serious all the time.

[MrHaynes1980]

 

Honestly, why is this a thing?

Because life is too short to be serious all the time.

Makes me wonder how many of these participants are actually female though.

[Mr_Zombly]

 

 

Honestly, why is this a thing?

Because life is too short to be serious all the time.

Makes me wonder how many of these participants are actually female though.

 

That's not a requirement, I'm not entering myself irl, I'm entering my character. I would probably win I entered irl but that just wouldn't be fair.

Edited August 15, 2016 by Mr_Zombly

[MrHaynes1980]

 

 

 

Honestly, why is this a thing?

Because life is too short to be serious all the time.

Makes me wonder how many of these participants are actually female though.

 

That's not a requirement, I'm not entering myself irl, I'm entering my character. I would probably win I entered irl but that just wouldn't be fair.

Never said it was a requirement. Just a thought in my head.

[Mach1bud]

 

 

Honestly, why is this a thing?

Because life is too short to be serious all the time.

Makes me wonder how many of these participants are actually female though.

 

It is a statistical fact that the vast majority of female characters are played by males. I don't see how that is a surprise, relevant to this competition, or matters at all really.

 

All it shows is people like variety.

Edited August 15, 2016 by Mach1bud

[Jazzy the Dutchess]

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If you did somehow win I would be LMAO. You're funny.

Edited August 15, 2016 by RedDagger

[X S]

Makes me wonder how many of these participants are actually female though.

 

See:

 

Which one of them is actually a girl?

 

Now look at the date it was posted.

 

Move along, folks.

[DeucesR]

I have updated my submission with a video.

[TaylorTheCreator]

Name - Taylor Medina

Place of Birth -Chicago, IL

Nationality -german-mexican

Lives Now - Los santos

Height- 5'6

Hair Color - blonde

Eye Color - hazel

Occupation - waitress

Years Active - 2006

Partner - none

Vehicle- sanchez

Weapon of Choice- special carbine

Hobbies-going on adventures, shooting, driving

Edited August 15, 2016 by TaylorTheCreator

[deadx23]

Name: Clarisse

Age:310

 

Lost in space she crash landed on a moon near earth. teleported to earth Clair noticed the world only had one small island called San Andreas. She moved in and lived unhappily ever after

 

THE END ©

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bonus

Edited August 24, 2016 by deadx23

[SilentLadyGTA]

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One of the hottest girl of GTA. If you have time have a look to her Youtube channel. Lot of great videos ! Good luck Witty !!!!

Edited August 15, 2016 by RedDagger

[YA BOY DIRT]

A great looking female character, excellent photos, and a creative backstory. Well done.

 

 

You have my vote.

 

 

 

 

 

Much appreciated, homie!

[livejoker]

Just a quick reminder to not quote a whole submission. It makes scrolling a chore. Just do a quick -snip- or at the very least keep one pic you like in your quoting. Just a general reminder.

[Matrelith]

 

 

Clubbing Coleco

Combat Coleco

 

 

That went from 0 to 100 real fast. Very nice!

Edited August 16, 2016 by Matrelith

[SilentLadyGTA]

Just a quick reminder to not quote a whole submission. It makes scrolling a chore. Just do a quick -snip- or at the very least keep one pic you like in your quoting. Just a general reminder.

Sorry I edit my post. Thx

[RedDagger]

Just a quick reminder to not quote a whole submission. It makes scrolling a chore. Just do a quick -snip- or at the very least keep one pic you like in your quoting. Just a general reminder.

^T^H^I^S^

 

Also, while I'm here, if anyone else is thinking about making an oh-so-original post about "trannies" or "caitlyn jenner", don't. I've had to remove enough already and it's an automatic entry in your member log

[_-Chy-_]

I would with a brief description call her an artist, rebel, & professional muse.
Real name & age unkown. She's probably somewhere between 20 and 29.

Loves:
-aggressive meditative motorcycle riding
-swimming with wild dolphins
-spontaneous conteplations
-occasional heavy storms
-to inspire and to be inspired
-certain extreme sports
-living a life worth living every second

Hates:
-not much really; routines & licorice pipes...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vid. is "ok" to watch for consideration here, but it's not completely done yet. It is a project I have been working on for a long time. So link is to unlisted version. Finished version will be posted on YT & SC later

Edited August 23, 2016 by _-Chy-_