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Things you should never do.


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This is a thread going from the sublime to the ridiculous things you should never do in a car, be it on the road or off it (or in a closed environment). Hell you don't even have to be moving.

 

I'll start with this. Not strictly about cars, but there is a distinct absurdity to his experiment. Also note the Brake Discs afterwards.

 

 

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Don't ever paint your car matte black. Or matte anything. It collects dust, and you gotta be super careful when you clean it.

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Don't ever paint your car matte black. Or matte anything. It collects dust, and you gotta be super careful when you clean it.

Who cares about dust? Just paint more matte black over it lol.

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

Stop tinting your taillights dark black. Not only does it look tacky but you're also making them less functional which is retarded.

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He's might want to try Reliant Robin or Supervan.

Or a Citroën.

 

 

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Stop fitting ever increasingly large mufflers on crappy Clio's and 106's, it's cheap, annoying and clearly compensating!

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Stop fitting ever increasingly large mufflers on crappy Clio's and 106's, it's cheap, annoying and clearly compensating!

Or these

 

(2:13 is peach)

 

 

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Stop fitting ever increasingly large mufflers on crappy Clio's and 106's, it's cheap, annoying and clearly compensating!

Or these

 

(2:13 is peach)

What in the name of god is that, actually pissing myself laughing here now!!

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(2:13 is peach)

What in the name of god is that, actually pissing myself laughing here now!!

 

If you cut a tyre tube and hang it from the exhaust pipe it makes the car seem like it has flatulence.

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(2:13 is peach)

What in the name of god is that, actually pissing myself laughing here now!!

 

If you cut a tyre tube and hang it from the exhaust pipe it makes the car seem like it has flatulence.

 

That may be so, but seriously why in the name of all that's holy would anyone EVER want to do that? It just makes you look like an absolute moron.

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The most perplexing thing about that is how someone found that out in the first place.

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The most perplexing thing about that is how someone found that out in the first place.

I would like to think they weren't being serious and maybe lampooning Fart Can exhausts, otherwise I may have highlighted a more serious problem :blush::sui::)

 

P.S I actually think they are trying to replicate a waste gate on a turbo.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmCG4JXotg8

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What in the name of god is that, actually pissing myself laughing here now!!

 

 

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suppose I'll just leave this here

 

 

 

but seriously, it's less amazing that they can do this...

it's more amazing that they have a road to drive down which is SO STRAIGHT for so long without any stops or cross traffic. just endless roads across the desert.

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suppose I'll just leave this here

 

 

 

but seriously, it's less amazing that they can do this...

it's more amazing that they have a road to drive down which is SO STRAIGHT for so long without any stops or cross traffic. just endless roads across the desert.

Which is affectionately called the empty quarter.

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suppose I'll just leave this here

 

 

 

but seriously, it's less amazing that they can do this...

it's more amazing that they have a road to drive down which is SO STRAIGHT for so long without any stops or cross traffic. just endless roads across the desert.

It's crazy obviously, but at the same time quite amazing!

 

 

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What in the name of god is that, actually pissing myself laughing here now!!

 

 

 

Noted! :cookie:

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Not much experience but....do not start driving before all the nasty frost and condense of at least your front windshield is gone.

 

True story.

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Another pet peeve is folk with no knowledge of indicators (turn signals) I've almost got out and had fights with people for that!

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Another pet peeve is folk with no knowledge of indicators (turn signals) I've almost got out and had fights with people for that!

So i take it you've almost fought every BMW, Audi and Mercedes driver you've met on the road?

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I see snow and ice bricks flying from car's' roofs on the highway at least twice during each 30 min drive after a storm the previous day. A brush costs $15 and takes 5 mins...

 

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I see snow and ice bricks flying from car's' roofs on the highway at least twice during each 30 min drive after a storm the previous day. A brush costs $15 and takes 5 mins...

 

Or you could just add front window armor...

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Stop using express/automatic carwashes or swirl-o-matics as I call em.

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Another pet peeve is folk with no knowledge of indicators (turn signals) I've almost got out and had fights with people for that!

 

So i take it you've almost fought every BMW, Audi and Mercedes driver you've met on the road?A BMW X5 used her turning signal today BUT moved over painfully slowly and was driving like she was scared.
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Another pet peeve is folk with no knowledge of indicators (turn signals) I've almost got out and had fights with people for that!

So i take it you've almost fought every BMW, Audi and Mercedes driver you've met on the road?

 

A BMW X5 used her turning signal today BUT moved over painfully slowly and was driving like she was scared.

 

Haha I drive a BMW X5 :lol: Edited by Natz_83
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