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Cudwieser

Things you should never do.

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Cudwieser

This is a thread going from the sublime to the ridiculous things you should never do in a car, be it on the road or off it (or in a closed environment). Hell you don't even have to be moving.

 

I'll start with this. Not strictly about cars, but there is a distinct absurdity to his experiment. Also note the Brake Discs afterwards.

 

 

Edited by Cudwieser

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slohbur

 

 

 

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xR4PTORx

Don't ever paint your car matte black. Or matte anything. It collects dust, and you gotta be super careful when you clean it.

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HeavyDuke

Don't ever paint your car matte black. Or matte anything. It collects dust, and you gotta be super careful when you clean it.

Who cares about dust? Just paint more matte black over it lol.

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

Stop tinting your taillights dark black. Not only does it look tacky but you're also making them less functional which is retarded.

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Svip

He's might want to try Reliant Robin or Supervan.

Or a Citroën.

 

 

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Natasha

Stop fitting ever increasingly large mufflers on crappy Clio's and 106's, it's cheap, annoying and clearly compensating!

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Cudwieser

Stop fitting ever increasingly large mufflers on crappy Clio's and 106's, it's cheap, annoying and clearly compensating!

Or these

 

(2:13 is peach)

 

 

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Natasha

 

Stop fitting ever increasingly large mufflers on crappy Clio's and 106's, it's cheap, annoying and clearly compensating!

Or these

 

(2:13 is peach)

What in the name of god is that, actually pissing myself laughing here now!!

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epoxi

 

(2:13 is peach)

What in the name of god is that, actually pissing myself laughing here now!!

 

If you cut a tyre tube and hang it from the exhaust pipe it makes the car seem like it has flatulence.

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Natasha

 

 

(2:13 is peach)

What in the name of god is that, actually pissing myself laughing here now!!

 

If you cut a tyre tube and hang it from the exhaust pipe it makes the car seem like it has flatulence.

 

That may be so, but seriously why in the name of all that's holy would anyone EVER want to do that? It just makes you look like an absolute moron.

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sivispacem

The most perplexing thing about that is how someone found that out in the first place.

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Cudwieser

The most perplexing thing about that is how someone found that out in the first place.

I would like to think they weren't being serious and maybe lampooning Fart Can exhausts, otherwise I may have highlighted a more serious problem :blush::sui::)

 

P.S I actually think they are trying to replicate a waste gate on a turbo.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmCG4JXotg8

Edited by Cudwieser

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Cudwieser

A quote to put in your signature

 

What in the name of god is that, actually pissing myself laughing here now!!

 

 

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El Dildo

suppose I'll just leave this here

 

 

 

but seriously, it's less amazing that they can do this...

it's more amazing that they have a road to drive down which is SO STRAIGHT for so long without any stops or cross traffic. just endless roads across the desert.

Edited by El Diablo

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Cudwieser

suppose I'll just leave this here

 

 

 

but seriously, it's less amazing that they can do this...

it's more amazing that they have a road to drive down which is SO STRAIGHT for so long without any stops or cross traffic. just endless roads across the desert.

Which is affectionately called the empty quarter.

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Natasha

suppose I'll just leave this here

 

 

 

but seriously, it's less amazing that they can do this...

it's more amazing that they have a road to drive down which is SO STRAIGHT for so long without any stops or cross traffic. just endless roads across the desert.

It's crazy obviously, but at the same time quite amazing!

 

 

A quote to put in your signature

 

What in the name of god is that, actually pissing myself laughing here now!!

 

 

 

Noted! :cookie:

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

Not much experience but....do not start driving before all the nasty frost and condense of at least your front windshield is gone.

 

True story.

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Natasha

Another pet peeve is folk with no knowledge of indicators (turn signals) I've almost got out and had fights with people for that!

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HeavyDuke

Another pet peeve is folk with no knowledge of indicators (turn signals) I've almost got out and had fights with people for that!

So i take it you've almost fought every BMW, Audi and Mercedes driver you've met on the road?

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Natasha

Yeah more or less. I lead by example. I drive a BMW myself haha! All my indicators work perfectly though!

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Mukkus

I see snow and ice bricks flying from car's' roofs on the highway at least twice during each 30 min drive after a storm the previous day. A brush costs $15 and takes 5 mins...

 

Edited by Mukkus

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HeavyDuke

I see snow and ice bricks flying from car's' roofs on the highway at least twice during each 30 min drive after a storm the previous day. A brush costs $15 and takes 5 mins...

 

Or you could just add front window armor...

080093_20_vehicules_qui_font_peur.jpg

Edited by HeavyDuke

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Audi

Stop using express/automatic carwashes or swirl-o-matics as I call em.

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

 

Another pet peeve is folk with no knowledge of indicators (turn signals) I've almost got out and had fights with people for that!

 

So i take it you've almost fought every BMW, Audi and Mercedes driver you've met on the road?A BMW X5 used her turning signal today BUT moved over painfully slowly and was driving like she was scared.

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Natasha

 

 

Another pet peeve is folk with no knowledge of indicators (turn signals) I've almost got out and had fights with people for that!

So i take it you've almost fought every BMW, Audi and Mercedes driver you've met on the road?

 

A BMW X5 used her turning signal today BUT moved over painfully slowly and was driving like she was scared.

 

Haha I drive a BMW X5 :lol: Edited by Natz_83

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