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ViceBoy69

Funny Pedestrian Quotes

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CreepShow

Traffic ones are the best.

 

 

 

Are you f*cking jerking off in there?

 

Drive, motherf*cker,drive drive as in D!

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Big_Smiley

"Giant apes blocking me again!"

 

"I don't have any bananas!"

 

"To many gorillas!!"

 

"That's one big pipe cleaner!"

 

"Call air support!"

 

"F*ck this i gotta get back to the office!"

 

"Who are all these people??"

 

"The end is near to us, i knew it!?"

 

"This is the apocalypse!!"

 

"That slut ruined my life!"

 

These quotes by the homeless pedestrians never get old :lol:

Edited by GTA_The_Series

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ViceBoy69

girl at the sausage bar in hove beach, " sausage in a bun and a handjob" or she will say something negative about the food she gives you.

Also have you noticed if you point a gun at her no matter how far away you are she always puts her hands up ?

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raebbitos

A taxi driver said once while driving me I'm not even a taxi driver this is my dad's car and then said i don't even have a license.

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ViceBoy69

Taxi driver when you point a gun at him " I gave up smoking for this ?"

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Luke Ferris

The police verbals are the best. They just keep on coming. But I do laugh at "Oh Susannah!" when a little fat cop is nearly on your tail.

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theGTAking101

Most of the taxi driver and cop quotes are amazing.

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RaMMy

You Aliens just want my sperm! - most funny for me, I had to take a break and laugh it off :lol: :lol: :lol:

Edited by RaMMy

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Luke Ferris

Not exactly your run of the mill pedestrian quote, but once Niko did accidentally bump into Jacob after taking Jacob home and Jacob yelled "Don't touch I...!" :lol:

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CreepShow

Johnny taking a prostitute:

 

-Prostitute: I can take a whole fist, you know?

-Johnny: You sweet little bitch!

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Sumitaser

I also think it's the only real life brand/product I ever heard of in GTA.

 

In GTA V there is a salon called Herr Kutz. It’s a salon in real life as well. The owner of the salon put up a case against R* but lost

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Ivellios

When I play GTA IV, in Algonquin, very often it happens that Niko, when seriously injured, comes to a street food vendor, asks for a hot-dog and the conversation goes like this:

 

Vendor: Funny your makeup, don't mind, I see

Niko: Thanks!

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CreepShow

Vice City whore, you gave me a sore! -Random lost mc biker.

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iiCriminnaaL 49
Posted (edited)

"Yellow caaaar." - Niko you can make him act like a pedestrian when you want :p

Edited by Kane49

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SeroH

"Go and say that to your mother, you stupid little man" - White prostitute

"I'm a cop and you're a dickhead" - Slim caucasian cop

"Psst...reptilians are taking over, pass it on" - Black hobo

"Ooooh, sweet heavens above not again, ooooh!" - Black prostitute

"This ain't no bumping cars, motherf*cker!" - Young black girl

"MY PUSSYWAGON!" - Old and bald russian gangster

"Wanna know how I respect women? With one hand, lady" - Taxi driver

"Let me crush those airbags of yours" - Guy from Lancaster

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CountdownIIExtinction

"What are you doing to me? " when "borrowing" a vehicle.

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Lock n' Stock
Posted (edited)

"Are you f*cking jerking off in there?!?"
"If I knock your teeth out will you give me a blowjob?"

 

Those Puerto Rican thugs were hilarious.

Edited by Lock n' Stock

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ViceBoy69

white female ped "f*ck me running"

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LanGonCer9807
Posted (edited)

"Terrorists! Terrorists!" Pedestrian screaming when you crash into anything

"Ur blind, bitch? Angry man in Hove Beach yelling if you push him.

"Uughh! You're disgusting!","Everyone hates the rich girl!", "Ugly, stupid and poor, you're not my type asshole!" Female high class white peds typical quotes.

Edited by LanGonCer9807

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