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ViceBoy69

Funny Pedestrian Quotes

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Ivellios

Okay, maybe it's not a pedestrianm quote, but it sounds freakin funny to me. A moment ago I was playing GTA IV after a very long break. I killed some woman, then threw a molotov at her, and when she started burning I heard: We've got a vehicle on fire

 

WTF??? I killed a woman and I hear actually she's a vehicle? :D

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CreepShow

A cop talking to the walkie talkie by the docks next to Brucie's garage

 

'Okay, let me repeat your message: "blah, bah,blah, brbrbrbraihufhudfhuhf" ' Then he threw the walkie away.

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Hullian111

A cop talking to the walkie talkie by the docks next to Brucie's garage

 

'Okay, let me repeat your message: "blah, bah,blah, brbrbrbraihufhudfhuhf" ' Then he threw the walkie away.

And then the same cop says, "I've got a bullet aimed right for your balls, b*tch!"

 

I've implemented that into a fanfic, I'll have you know.

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Darealbandicoot

As mentioned before the burgershot guy"Welcome to burgershot mofuka"

And the cops who say"Im the badass n***a your mama warned you about" And of course the cop who says " I've got a bullet aimed for your balls!" and "One squeeze and your wearing your balls for earrings". I miss these funny cops.

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Payne Killer

Police quotes.

 

*on foot police chase*

"YOU...CANT....OUTRUN ME!"

 

"The heat is on punk! *opens fire resulting in 2 stars*

 

"I'm that badass nigga yo mama told you about." lmao

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Jeansowaty

That cop actually says "I'm that badass tigre your mom warned you about!" :p he's of hispanic origin.

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Big_Smiley

That cop actually says "I'm that badass tigre your mom warned you about!" :p he's of hispanic origin.

Lol. I thought so :D

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jaqub

If i walk somewhere in the city as Trevor, some Mexican guy says to me ''Are you not from Midget f*ckers 22?''

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Donatello
Edited by Seventh Star

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CreepShow

If i walk somewhere in the city as Trevor, some Mexican guy says to me ''Are you not from Midget f*ckers 22?''

Luckily for us, GTA4 is trevorless. Wrong thread.

 

 

'Man, these deadbeats are a payne in the ass" -Random Lost MC members.

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Payne Killer

Homeless guy sees me with an M4.

 

"f*ck a duck, this is some heavy duty crack, man."

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Payne Killer

Two russian peds having a chat.

 

"Do ten lines of meth, ten shots of vodka, you go to hell!"

 

"America rocks!"

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Ivellios

It always makes me laugh when I do a vigilante mission, have to take down some Chinese gangsters and one of them says something like 'mo tsay no whoya' which phonetically sounds similar to Polish "macaj no chuja" (have fun with a cock).

Edited by Ivellios

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Ivellios

Some funny quotes noticed during vigilante missions:

You've ruined my sex life - after throwing a molotov at some gangster in Bohan

This has bad influence on my blood pressure

 

And a funny situation when a hooker screamed Call the police, they shoot each other here. A hooker calling cops.. ok!

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Jeansowaty

Some funny quotes noticed during vigilante missions:

You've ruined my sex life - after throwing a molotov at some gangster in Bohan

This has bad influence on my blood pressure

 

And a funny situation when a hooker screamed Call the police, they shoot each other here. A hooker calling cops.. ok!

That's an elder Russian who says that, it's "You've ruined my sex life, for the last time!" :lol: the Russians are the funniest gang in the whole series in my opinion.

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Ivellios

Yeah, definitely. I especially love the moments when one of those lecę-ci-wpierdolić-mobs runs to Niko and starts complaining :D Every time I hear this 'prikroy myenya, barrrany' or 'kover me yu yuzless shmacks' I know there's going to be a lot of fun :D

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Jeansowaty

Yeah, definitely. I especially love the moments when one of those lecę-ci-wpierdolić-mobs runs to Niko and starts complaining :D Every time I hear this 'prikroy myenya, barrrany' or 'kover me yu yuzless shmacks' I know there's going to be a lot of fun :D

http://gtaforums.com/topic/788480-favorite-russian-mafia-quotes/

Check this out XD

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Payne Killer

Street vendor: "Open your mouth...for the hot nut." LMAO

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Donatello

"Burgers! Fresh yesterday!" - Street vendor

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CreepShow

"I want to suck your titties!" -Russian mobster in Hove Beach restaurant.

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Ivellios

"Some of these are fresh! Fresh!" - street vendor

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DOUGL4S1

"There Will Be

!!"

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Payne Killer

"Time for some Meth lines!" - Russian gangster

 

"ARE YOU TIRED OF LIVING LITTLE BOY!?"

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freecheese

the fat north holland hustler: "fighting making my dick hard"

 

old russian gang member when bumping into him: "ooh that cock is scratching the wrong ground"

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Niko'sCousin11

Can't you see I'm urinating here? Black Hobo

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Legomanarthur

"I don't have any bananas!"

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AuSsIeThUnDeR36

I was kicking ass in Hostile Negotiation and one Russian goon yelled "Look out! This guy knows what he's doing!" Then another guy yelled "Leave this asehole to ME!" I promptly blew his head off then a third guy says "Ok ok just relax yeminhick." It was so funny I wish I taped it.

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freecheese

Fat white cop: Hey asshole do you like prison food

 

Hispanic druggie when fighting: its about to get ugly up in this motherfacka!!!

 

Factory worker when fighting: you gonna remember me Biatch!

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ViceBoy69

The gay guys make me laugh " just horrible" " cocknocker" "Hello Darling"

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freecheese

not a lost member but looks like one of the skinny ones: lets see what you got, Candy ASS!

 

korean gang member: how about it you, me, and a jar of peanut butter

 

alderney cop when bumped: You want a nightstick in your ass!

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