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ViceBoy69

Funny Pedestrian Quotes

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SeroH

"Ooh baby, you look like my husband number three" - Fat executive black lady

"Hey, would you be my next wife?" - Executive guy flirting

"God I wanna go back to San Andreas, so~~~ bad! - Blonde girl in mint green coat

"This is worse than Los Santos traffic" - Young black singer (looks like Pathos (random encounter))

"Can I get something to my fat girlfriend?" - Hipster ordering food

"Que triste (that's sad), yo! That sh*t is why I'm here" - Young bald latín guy with lack of English vocabulary

"I need to get those kids over here and working already" - Security guard

"What could you do with my best friend?" - Homeless guy

"I can totally kill you online" - Nerd guy

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Neon_Dreaming

Sweep the leg, a guy in a suit must have said that about ten times while watching Niko fighting. I wouldn't have minded if you could actually sweep the leg.

Edited by Neon_Dreaming

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Thelema93

" I place my bet on the ugly one"

 

Just heard this quote from a North Holland Hustler who was watching Niko fight a taxi driver.

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assCRACK_98

STOMP ON MY SAGGY BALLS

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CreepShow

Even after 8 years playing I still hear new pedestrian quotes, it´s great. Few days ago I fired a gun in Algonquin, the peds started to run and one of them screamed: "This is Liberty, not f*cking Carcer!"

There's a whole ton of sh*t still to discover in LC. Its like those yellow balcony in Alderney, I discovered a few months back, it means nothing...but the smalls details are awesome.

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The GTA Guy

In the Diner in Hove Beach I ordered a burger and the cashier is like "I dropped this in the kitchen". Cracked me up.

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SeroH

"About f*cking time, pay me" - Chinese burger/hot dog vendor

"Take a bite of my hot chihuahua meat" - Spaniard hot dog vendor

"Burgers, 40℅ meat" - Cuban burger vendor (I wonder what are made the 60%)

"I killed these cows myself" - Chinese burger vendor

"Slow down, sizzled chest" - Gay guy

"Two men enter! One man leave!" - Executive guy watching a fight

"Ugh! Get away from me you pervert" - Drama queen

"Hey, me and you, and a jar of peanut butter" - Korean gangster flirting

"Oh that's so sweet, f*ck you very much" - Bisexual redhead girl responding that flirt

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Deadly_Psycho777

Welcome to burgershot, MOTHAf*ckA

 

Just like in the movies, yo!

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RogerWho

Just jacked someone from their car and I heard 2 peds shouting "Where's my camera?" and "I'm famous! I'm famous!" :D

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Daddy Stalin

"suck my dick grove bitch!"

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Ivellios

The policeman in GTA IV: 'OK, let me leave a message: blahblahblah...'

 

I always lol when I hear a Polish female squeaky voice in Broker, speaking with so f*ckin' highly hypercorrect manner:

"Nie zastrzel mnie!" (don't shoot me)

"Czy ty jesteś głupi?" (are you stupid?)

"Kie-dy-wy-lu-dzie-przes-ta-nie-cie-się-bić!?" (will you stop fighting, people!?), note very strong syllabisation

 

Some speeches like 'Prrrikrroy myenya, barrrany!' (cover me, bastards!) by Russian mob gangsters also make me laugh.

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Jeansowaty

Oh yeah, them Polish lines done with Google Translate XD best one is "Druga bitwa? Ja nie myślę." wat?

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The Rockstar Gamer 108

I jacked the car of a lady. She called Niko a Motherf#cker.

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Batfleck

''Oh no! they done killed another truthseeker!''

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Neon_Dreaming

Not a pedestrian but I heard Johnny K say today while playing. "Look out, American psycho on the loose".

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CreepShow

Today in Alderny I heard this from an old man: "I crapped myself!!" I never heard it before.

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Thelema93

" Either I get to Burger Shot or someone is getting shot"

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CreepShow

I love beating civilians.

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Thelema93

I love beating civilians.

A cop said that to me once... So I beat him to death. The cops do have some funny ouotes. I like " You've got prison bitch written all over you" and " You and me in a dark cell, what do ya say?"

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CreepShow

 

I love beating civilians.

A cop said that to me once... So I beat him to death. The cops do have some funny ouotes. I like " You've got prison bitch written all over you" and " You and me in a dark cell, what do ya say?"

 

Last guy to do that is doing time now.

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TommySpaghetti

"There's a tip jar, jackass"

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thehambone

"There's a tip jar, jackass"

Any time the [email protected] guy says that to me, I run back inside and pop him in the head with a pistol.

 

 

"Are you f*cking jerking off in there?!"

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ColePhelps

Just finished a playthrough of IV, cant completely remember what this homeless guy said when i was walking down the street but 99% sure he said

"nice tits, can i cum on them" ahahahah

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ViceBoy69

Black female ped " are you some kind of stinky assed Gypsy ?"

Female ped " f*ck my love puddle"

Old man ped " what you wanna hit an old man for?"

Old man ped when you steal a car with him in it " get your own f*cking car, lazy ass bastard"

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CreepShow

 

"There's a tip jar, jackass"

Any time the [email protected] guy says that to me, I run back inside and pop him in the head with a pistol.

 

 

"Are you f*cking jerking off in there?!"

 

I rather steal from the cash register, then kill him.

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ViceBoy69

I was down at Liberty Terminal had a gun fight with police as I blew up a few cars, cop shouts "Goodbye Dickhead" I had to laugh out loud first time id heard a cop say that.

Think it was the chopper cop.

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CreepShow

I was down at Liberty Terminal had a gun fight with police as I blew up a few cars, cop shouts "Goodbye Dickhead" I had to laugh out loud first time id heard a cop say that.

Think it was the chopper cop.

Those are ussually the fatass white cops

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Jeansowaty

 

I was down at Liberty Terminal had a gun fight with police as I blew up a few cars, cop shouts "Goodbye Dickhead" I had to laugh out loud first time id heard a cop say that.

Think it was the chopper cop.

Those are ussually the fatass white cops

 

No no, this one is said by the slim white cops. They're only featured in EFLC, the console versions of IV and they share the same voices as the State Troopers.

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Rocky0910

When i crash a car near a random female pedestrian : Thank God! Finally some action in this city! *runs and screams*

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Night Machine

Out of all the funny quotes in this game my most favorite one for some reason is "My Hot Pocket is getting cold". I also think it's the only real life brand/product I ever heard of in GTA.

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