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ViceBoy69

Funny Pedestrian Quotes

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ViceBoy69

Not sure who says this " f*ck me Running"

 

White Prostitute " get away from me dirty asshole" "I hate men like you" " let me out you limp dicked maggot", all usually said when you pick her up and get a wanted level, the Black Prostitute usually says " Ill do anything just let me out " " Let me out out out OUT"

Black beggar " Is that you mummy"

One eyed Beggar " Damn that's one big pipe cleaner" in response to seeing you with a rocket launcher, he usually runs away at this point

Taxi driver " I gave up smoking for this"

 

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CreepShow

CHEESY VAGINAS!

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Payne Killer

Aliens is among us!

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Donatello

You stupid malaka!

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PhillBellic

"Fu*k Me In The Ass!"

 

Oops, wrong Game. :D

 

"Psst. Reptilians is taking over, pass it on".

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CountdownIIExtinction

I like to cruise around Hove Beach and Little Italy, because the Russian mob, and Italian mob have the best dialogues-

 

Russian Mob

 

"Amir used to land helicopters in pools, crazy guy."

"f*ck me! I need a drink!"

"Do 10 lines of meth and 10 shots of vodka, you'll go to heaven."

"I get a license to carry an assault rifle, but I got to come outside to smoke."

"I put a hand in his mouth and pull out his eyeballs from behind."

"I just see red, and then things happen."

"Always they push me too far, they know what to expect."

 

Italian Mob

 

"So after I killed my parents, I killed my brother. My sister - she's a nice kid."

"Have you seen those new cars? Maron! The bodies we can stuff in the trunk!"

"That prick owes me five large. I'm gonna clip him unless he pays."

"I think it's about time we had a sitdown with that rat bastard."

"These TV shows depict Italians in such a demeaning manner."

"Did you see the tits on that dancer in the club last night? f*cking hot!"

"When you shoot them in the kneecaps, they might pass out from the pain. That's why I always go for the gut shot."

 

In Little Bay, where Albanian mob hangs out, one of them sometimes says:

"I wish this Serb would come around here so I can f*ck him up."

 

AOD

"Hey tell Jimmy his old lady is at my place, naked, drunk, and upside f*cking down!"

"She went up, she went down, she went zig-zag!"

"You ever go down on one of these women? Ughhh!"

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Lunar_Twisted

"You can look but don't touch."

- Random female pedestrian

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CreepShow

Too many gorrilas

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Payne Killer

They dun killed anotha truth seeka!

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The Deadite

I always lol at the squeaky voice female ped that when you bump into her says "I hate men!"

 

The disrespectful Burguer Shot clerks are funny too:

 

"Hello motherf*cker!"

 

"Bon apetit...motherf*cker!"

Edited by Midnight Hitman

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Payne Killer

I always lol at the squeaky voice female ped that when you bump into her says "I hate men!"

 

Lol. Its funny when you bump into a female ped she says "That man just grabbed my bottom!"

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Mr_Rager

I'm a writer on the streets and a freak in the sheets.

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CreepShow

These deadbeats are a pain in the ass

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eCola

I was f*cking around with some Angels of Death bikers and received the following lines from them...

 

"I'll crunch you up and snort you!"

"I'll dance on your f*cking head, bitch!"

"Hey, chicken feet!"

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PhillBellic

I always lol at the squeaky voice female ped that when you bump into her says "I hate men!"

 

The disrespectful Burger Shot clerks are funny too:

 

"Hello motherf*cker!"

 

"Bon apetit...motherf*cker!"

"Here's the nasty Garbage you ordered."

 

"I wouldn't eat it, but here you go."

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SeroH

"Listen, I'm just heading to the Cluckin' Bell and now I gotta get to the bathroom" - Black fat cop driving

"Ah! Oh! My nipple ring!" - When you push a young gay guy

"I just sh*t tofu!" - Intimidating a bald hipster

"I don't have any bananas" - When you push a homeless guy

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CreepShow

'Are you f*cking jerking off in there' Traffic jams

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VSVP

"you really hit the dick on the head"

 

"this whiteboy look a lil lost"

 

the street vendors say some funny sh*t too

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dakkajet

Street Vendor: "It was fresh yesterday"

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Payne Killer

D motherf*cker, D, D as in Drive! - Female ped stuck in traffic

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eCola

"It's like The Walking Dead here." - Fat officer stuck in traffic

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187BURNZY

Mommy, is that you inside that man

 

 

Welcome to Burger shot mudaf*ckaaaaaa

Edited by 187BURNZY

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Jeansowaty

GTA4 has the best quotes I heard in a Video Game ever. I just love messing with the peds in this game, haha.

 

=Russians=

 

You've ruined my sex life, for the last time!
After I smash you, I'll get laid!

Cover me, you useless schmucks!

I will squaash you like a bug!

Eh, smotri kuda presh!

Excuuuuuse me!

 

=Homeless=

I will eat you alive, toerag!

Yeah? I'm a peace-neck!

Well, f*ck all, squared!

That ass of yours is too big!

You'll be nice and cool soon!

Robot-man, juice.

Well, Cleveland, dog ballon.

I don't have any bananas!

Too many gorillas!

How could she do it, my best friend.

You're a slippery one, aren't ya?

 

=Slim LCPD Officers/State Troopers=

Hey, what's going on back there, you playing with Mr. Spanky?

Guess who's gonna get shot in the face!

Okay, so lemme repeat your message: blah blah blah bleueluelubruerluerghhhh.

One squeeze and you're wearing your balls for earrings!

I'm that badass tigere your mom told you about!

I'm not f*cking kidding, asshole!

And out, comes Rosco.

 

=Fat LCPD Officers=

I'll shoot your tits off.

Okay, you asked for it.

Freeze, I'm gonna shoot your ass!

Tell my wife I love her, OK?

Hey buddy, get this crap moving, will ya?

Oof, I smell the stink of guilt.

I'm gonna sh*t in your mouth!

One false move son, you get dropped!

Ohhhh yeeee, you're mine now!

You're surrounded now, drop it, punk!

 

=Triads=

Hahaha, we got him! We got him!

Here I am!

Long have I waited for this!

Hahaha, I'm going to get him!

I can take this scumbag now!

I can shoot the f*cker now!

I got this ashooooole!

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ATP2555

Random Guy:

  • It's your favorite neighborhood superstar!

 

Taxi Driver:

  • Sorry about the smile, I just laid some gas in here.

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SeroH

"So let me repeat your message, blah blah blah, skfjfjffgah" - Police officer speaking on his walkie talkie

"Are you f*cking jerking off in there" - Spanish Lords member stuck on the traffic

"Come on, I mean...this is NOT a carpark!" - Drama queen stuck on the traffic

"Your bitch mom teached you manners?" - When you push an old executive lady

"Jack Howitzer's ballsack!" - When s showbiz addicted guy flees (it happens when the player drives fast or shows a powerful gang)

"Jeez! Take out that buttplug" - Standing in front of a gay guy

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finewayne

walking dead reference got me :)

 

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Kingzy

Welcome to Burger Shot Muuuuf*ckkkkaaaaaa

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thehambone

Police Officer while searching for Niko: "You fingerbanging your cornhole?"

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Thelema93

"I'm a f*cker not a fighter."

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Uncle Vlad

Even after 8 years playing I still hear new pedestrian quotes, it´s great. Few days ago I fired a gun in Algonquin, the peds started to run and one of them screamed: "This is Liberty, not f*cking Carcer!"

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