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[GTAO] In-Game Things that Make You Crazy! [pic heavy]


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This is NOT another

, so If you're here to just complain about stuff, please go there and post.

This is about very specific things that exist in the game that cause you to say things like, "$#&[email protected]%^#&%#&!!!" or "[email protected]%^#&!!!"

I know for me, there's things in this game that I'm completely well-aware of (much like pylons – see Jenkiiii's great post on these!), yet I still encounter because either I'm in a frantic rush, I forget about them or think I've got them mastered in my mind. But then I fail. Miserably.

I'm curious to see what specific bumps, walls, crash locations, low ceilings, and other frustration inducing elements in the game bother other people and if I've encountered them, myself.

For example, here's a few that really get my goat on two legs!

 

Prepare to Take Off...
Should read, "Prepare to have your powered adrenaline rush fizzled into a measly trickle of shame and fury."
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Yacht Ladder of Rage
Yes, cuz climbing ladders in GTAO is an exercise in pure futility. Expect to spend 18 minutes trying to get aboard... if you don't drown, first!

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3... 2... 1... FLYYYY!!! Uh. No.
Nothing better than going full speed toward this POS ramp only to slam into the side of it and get murdered by the LSPD. <sigh>
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Deadly Dead End
You're in a panic trying to escape cops, other players, or just get to the spot where your tank spawned, and you turn up this street...

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Pegasus is Terribly Sorry for Moving Your Vehicle...
And finally, when you DO get to the spot where your tank spawned... you find THIS: (nada!)

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Curves are usually sexy... except when they're not!

Again, you're flying at full speed in your Zentorno when you hit the curve at the police station and slam directly into this:
(happens almost every time I go down this street, too! LOL!)

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I hope this is an interesting and fun topic. I'd really enjoy seeing the most aggravating locations that other people deal with!

Cheers! :)

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Rocket Skates

3... 2... 1... FLYYYY!!! Uh. No.

Nothing better than going full speed toward this POS ramp only to slam into the side of it and get murdered by the LSPD. <sigh>

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So often! I hate that damn ramp. You'd think by now after launching off it so many times I'd be able to line it up better but I am forever slamming into the side of it. :lol:

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Stole a perfectly nice cop car and thought the drains would make for a clean getaway, lesson learned...

 

Geometry Kills

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I completely forgot about that one, @FlacidJack! Geometry Kills... LMAO!! Perfect!

ps. love the outfit, btw! lol! :)

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3... 2... 1... FLYYYY!!! Uh. No.

Nothing better than going full speed toward this POS ramp only to slam into the side of it and get murdered by the LSPD. <sigh>Fjq0tMcGu0ye_ApYQV3Gtw_0_0.jpg

 

So often! I hate that damn ramp. You'd think by now after launching off it so many times I'd be able to line it up better but I am forever slamming into the side of it. :lol:

you can take this ramp at like 10mph.... always amuses me when I see them try to take it at speed crashing into the side, and I'll just flop over the fence haha

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Don't think I need a pic to say the cops make me crazy! :p

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Don't think I need a pic to say the cops make me crazy! :p

Ironically, I often make the cops crazy, if you know what I mean (and I think you do!) ;);)

 

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I don't have pictures, sorry.

 

I hate everything in the desert that isn't road, there's too many rocks, bumps and stupid sh*t lying around. Trying to go off-road in anything that isn't, well, an off-road vehicle, :D is a total nightmare. I also hate that solid metal fu*king tent in the Levee when I'm doing the 'Down The Drain'(?) race.

 

Slightly related is when the driver in Deliver EMP thinks that going over the mountain is a short-cut. It's not 'cause it's a fuc*king mountain. Idiots.

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

Im gonna give this a try...but i doubt this is not gonna become just a useless bitch and moan topic :/

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Horse_With_No_Name

Oh and those bushes that have hidden branches

In them, and invisible hedges near Tinsel Tpwers

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VOLLEYBALL NET!!!

I remember the first, second, and umpteenth time I thought that driving a solid automobile through a cloth net would be a no brainer...welp

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VOLLEYBALL NET!!!

You know why this reply is funny?

 

Because volleyball net.

 

That's why! LOL!!!!

 

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