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uNi

You park like an idiot

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Murciélago

 

Another one

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I love it when exotic cars park like this. Makes for better shot imo.

 

Haha that's true

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Pat

Caught this one tonight across from the drive thru window. Note that the parking lot on the other side of that patch of grass has about twenty empty spaces, and there were also a bunch of empty spaces behind the restaurant, but no I've gotta take up five spaces close to the door because I'm important.

 

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universetwisters

All of these people from 40 years ago. Jesus f*cking christ on a stick, who thought that parking like this would be a good idea?

 

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epoxi

I love how you have all these boats and there is a sprinkling of random Beetles amongst them.

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universetwisters

I was trying to count all the red beetles but I stopped after five or so.

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Pat

I almost felt bad for taking this picture.

 

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Almost.

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SouthLand

The taillights from the car on the right look ridiculously massive.

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epoxi

The taillights from the car on the right look ridiculously massive.

Lincoln MKZ.

 

 

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Blue

"Oh boy, what time is it?!"

"Time to be a peace of sh*t who thinks that owning a recenty bought expensive Mercedes Benz means owning the streets and decide how they wanna drive and park again!"

 

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If it was legal, I legit would've cut a tire or two to make him learn a lesson. Gotta hate twats like these.

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Murciélago

"Oh boy, what time is it?!"

"Time to be a peace of sh*t who thinks that owning a recenty bought expensive Mercedes Benz means owning the streets and decide how they wanna drive and park again!"

 

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If it was legal, I legit would've cut a tire or two to make him learn a lesson. Gotta hate twats like these.

1. That Merc isn't even expensive

2. It looks like there are tons of spaces, so why are you so pissed (and the parking job isn't even that bad):D

3. I hope a cop sees you slashing the tires

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sivispacem

It's still a pretty sh*t parking job.

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Blue

 

"Oh boy, what time is it?!"

"Time to be a peace of sh*t who thinks that owning a recenty bought expensive Mercedes Benz means owning the streets and decide how they wanna drive and park again!"

 

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If it was legal, I legit would've cut a tire or two to make him learn a lesson. Gotta hate twats like these.

1. That Merc isn't even expensive

2. It looks like there are tons of spaces, so why are you so pissed (and the parking job isn't even that bad):D

3. I hope a cop sees you slashing the tires

What sivispacem said.

Plus, in case you haven't noticed, everybody else has to park their cars to match that position because Mr. Ihaveamercedesthereforeicanparkthewayiwant decided to park in a sh*tty position, bringing prejudice to the others who will want to park there too.

 

That's my opinion though, mate. :/

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TheMcSame

It's a sh*t job, but slashing tires for that is over the top really... Not to mention that you then contribute to the problem because they're either going to have to change the tyre out for a spare, for they're going to have to get towed, which only means that they're stuck in that bad position even longer. It's no different than clamping really... There's no logic to it other than parting someone with their money.

 

If that gets you so wound up that you'd be willing to slash their tyres, you should see the car park where I work. Lots of people take two spaces, though thankfully, the car park is much bigger than it needs to be.

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HeavyDuke

It's a sh*t job, but slashing tires for that is over the top really... Not to mention that you then contribute to the problem because they're either going to have to change the tyre out for a spare, for they're going to have to get towed, which only means that they're stuck in that bad position even longer. It's no different than clamping really... There's no logic to it other than parting someone with their money.

 

If that gets you so wound up that you'd be willing to slash their tyres, you should see the car park where I work. Lots of people take two spaces, though thankfully, the car park is much bigger than it needs to be.

This.

 

You are better off smearing your own sh*t underneath the door handles. So they get a hand full of sh*t when they return.

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Blue

It's really just an expression we use around here on such situations, but whatever.

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OverTheBelow

I've recently started intentionally double parking towards the back of car parks where it's empty because there is always one stupid twat that decides to take the space next to you and carelessly ding your car with their doors, despite there being plenty of other empty spaces. Are people so inept in that they need a reference point to park? Or are they just trying to make sure their car doesn't get lonely? I don't get it, to be honest.

 

It's like that situation with urinals. Empty all around but someone will still walk the extra steps to pee next to you. :lol:

 

On double parking, if you're not inconveniencing anyone by double parking your car (i.e. far away from the point of interest & plenty of spaces) then people shouldn't bat an eye over it. Waiting for my car to turn up on these bad parking pages eventually though. :monocle:

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Algonquin Assassin

All of these people from 40 years ago. Jesus f*cking christ on a stick, who thought that parking like this would be a good idea?

 

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Holy sh*t. It's like "Where's Wally?" with VW Beetles.

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Curtis

All of these people from 40 years ago. Jesus f*cking christ on a stick, who thought that parking like this would be a good idea?

 

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oi m8 where did you park again

 

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Murciélago

Hmmm..

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

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Honestly though, cars so gorgeous I don't think I'd give a f*ck.

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HeavyDuke

 

 

Honestly though, cars so gorgeous I don't think I'd give a f*ck.

That does look pretty good indeed.

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Pat

First example of jackass parking in 2017 right here.

 

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ShadowPerson

savage animal idiot!

 

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Carlover325

Police here would give that Audi a $500 ticket if they saw that. They consider it like parking in a handicap parking spot.

 

Here are a couple from my parking lot at work:

 

Crappy photo because it was at night and raining, but the Dodge Charger is way over the lines on the right, and was parked there before the Tahoe, who also parked badly:

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I was in the office and saw this on the security camera:

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This lady should get a ticket for parking in a handicap space:

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It never fails to amaze me how some people can't even park compact cars. If you park like this, you shouldn't be driving.

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Svip

What's up with her plate, though? Is that like a test drive or something?

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Carlover325

When you buy a brand new car in California, you don't have a license plate for a couple weeks, the DMV mails it to your house after the dealership submits the paperwork. You drive around with the registration taped to the front window.

 

My truck also had the dealership paper advertisement plate when I bought it, it says HB for Huntington Beach Ram (ignore my mom, lol):

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Andreaz1

I caught this one a few weeks ago, not even halfway in the parking space.

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Pavle

I saw some nut in a Ford Puma today parked sideways in the middle of a parking lot.

 

Basically, like this:

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With cars around him, except for the two spots he was on. Would've taken a picture but I saw the driver exiting it plus I was in a rush so eh.

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Carlover325

Another one at work:

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universetwisters

f*cking bikers can't even park their whole bike in the spot.

 

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