[Gamemode] Your Face When - Online Edition

[Amy Vinewood]

me reading the best/worst messages you've got in gta online fluffy thread hihihi

Mfw I receive a message that I know will be perfect for that thread

 

[Actlikeyouknow]

MFW a level 753 3.5 K/D CEO sends me a peace text

 

[alkaline_]

me when i'm accidentally drive my sparkly new supa doopa car into low water and trying to safe me and insurance cost hihihi

[Conici]

When an oppressor shītter gets his bike stuck on a roof for the 16th time trying to kill me

 

 

 

 

 

Edited August 16, 2017 by Conici

[Professional Amateur]

This one's going to be a little edgy...

 

MFW I see yet another infamous wartime symbol being used as a crew emblem

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't mind obvious memes like the Hale Hortler emblem being used, as that one is actually amusing, but the attention-craving idiots using the real symbols need to be stopped. Immediately.

 

 

[Ghoffman9]

When I am playing the single player and spot any sort of critter on the road.

 

[Matrelith]

 

 

When you take a trip to the barber and clothing store for a makeover, but you're in a busy public session

[DC4B18]

MFW I'm flying the Oppressor

 

 

 

Edited August 16, 2017 by gtaoplayer

[Actlikeyouknow]

MFW I spend the entire stunt race in front but then spin out on the last corner and finish in 14th

[alkaline_]

me when i'm landing on a big crunchy building and dont have a spare parachute with me. trying to hit many obstacles on the way down to avoid dying hihihi

Edited August 17, 2017 by alkaline_

[Professional Amateur]

 

 

 

Wait for it....

 

 

 

 

 

Special thanks goes to @alkaline_ for hitting the magic number and allowing me to make this super sh*tpost!

 

 

 

 

My Ruffian's reaction when I attempt the longest stoppie challenge:

 

[Mrs. Buzz]

MFW I'm on my last-third 2.146mil bunker sale and an opponent's Oppresor icon appears in my formerly *private* public session

 

 

1st: trying to be nice:

 

No answear and icon still heading in my direction, so

 

2nd: Getting cover at an underpass and preparing prevention

 

After acouple misses

 

finally a kill and sucsessful delivery

 

3rd: Directly ordering my Oppressor and heading to my nearby yacht to relax

 

 

 

[alkaline_]

^ hihihi!!!

 

me after drinking the healthy green juice like BOFF!!!

[Gridl0k]

When I'm in my Tampa or APC or Dune and tootle my horn melodiously at an NPC to say hihi in freeroam

 

[Actlikeyouknow]

MFW someone says the state of GTA Online right now is "fine"

MFW Someone kills me as I drive by them peacefully

Edited August 17, 2017 by Actlikeyouknow

[gnomefromnome]

Sourcing cars in a crowded lobby

[Gridl0k]

When I think about r* patching the light oppressor bug

 

[Nyamber]

 

[gnomefromnome]

When I enter a crowded lobby

[Kushology]

 

We're now best friends just for using that futurama gif.

 

[Commander S]

Mfw ...frankly, when I'm doing most things in GTAO, and it's a day of the week ending in 'y':

 

 

Edited August 19, 2017 by Commander S

[Handsome Jack]

MFW all I ever keep getting is the Marshall and Dune FAV sale missions.

 

[Gridl0k]

^ "We're all business today"

 

[Malibu Club]

mfw I'm in a large public lobby in passive mode and there's an oppressor nearby

 

mfw my character suddenly gets endlessly tazed while 20 cops fall from the sky and start shooting me

Edited August 19, 2017 by Daedalheidis

[gnomefromnome]

"You know what the technicians are itching to break down??"

 

Edited August 21, 2017 by gnomefromnome

[Nyamber]

When someone random constantly tries to hang around me and be annoying.

 

[Classique]

When someone random constantly tries to hang around me and be annoying.

 

 

 

I'm guilty of doing this. To you and to randoms

[alkaline_]

me when i'm playing fluffy solo hihihi

 

 

me when my sparkly friend joins me hihihi

 

 

my sparkly friend and me playing silky missions and other sparkly friends joining and spectating us like:

 

hihihi

[Cackling Jack]

When I try and land the titan on "Titan of a Job" Under the influence

 

[Ghoffman9]

MFW I call out Strauss Zelnick, (or any company for that matter) for double dipping by charging full price up front for Gta Online and then trying to go for more after the fact.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTiG-IZwlYw

Edited August 20, 2017 by Ghoffman9