[Gamemode] Your Face When - Online Edition

[Aslad]

When I see a full-blown battle going on outside my apartment

 

 

 

When I'm in passive mode and see a chrome Kuruma come round the corner, drive straight through me and crash into a wall

 

 

 

and then the dude gets out and tries to shoot me

 

 

 

 

When a randumb with an open mic somehow joins a playlist with me and my friends and he's playing darude sandstorm full blast

 

Edited May 17, 2017 by Aslad

[Sir Golden Gecko]

When I run into a session with at least one level 8000 on PC.

 

 

When there's no level 8000, but I suddenly get money dropped on me, and look for the quit session button while trying to avoid the drop.

 

[Milesinho]

When I'm doing Executive Search, there's three guys all in the same organisation closing in on my position and I realise I've backed myself into dead-end alley...

 

[Tonguegirl]

MRW XXI goes on a 'like' spree and likes 11 of my Gamemode posts in a row.



And for the other ( ) adults in the room......

 

 

 

Edited May 18, 2017 by Tonguegirl

[livejoker]

I'd probably avoid this forum if getting a "like" from someone meant you got butt-raped like that.

I know a few of you who would be RUINED from the inside lol.

[IamCourtney]

When you're soloing a multi-van PostOp sale, the unattended vehicle(s) outside your business get destroyed, and you must simultaneously process the annoyance of lost profit combined with relief that you won't have to make multiple trips

[Milesinho]

When someone asked me why I stole their I/E car...

 

[Nyamber]

The last thing the head hunter targets see before I blow them to smithereens.

 

[Commander S]

Everyone when qabeta gets updated:




...conversely, me when qabeta gets updated:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HznmbYek8H4

[Femme Fatale]

And for the adults in the room......

 

 

 

He f*cks like a beast, I'm next in line.

 

OT:

MRW people say that I like to be "edgy" just to get attention.

Edited May 18, 2017 by Achlys

[alkaline_]

 

 

when i see sparkly achlys' silky posts hihihi

[Milesinho]

When NPC cars spawn but no players are around to see them, do they actually spawn at all?

 

[Gridl0k]

When NPC cars spawn but no players are around to see them, do they actually spawn at all?

 

 

When I spawn into SP in michael's house and there's a half-second before the house renders in, you can see all this npc traffic out on the streets.

 

Gives me existential vertigo too.

[Milesinho]

Taking your shiny new car for a first spin around LS before you've got around to upgrading the armour and bullet-proof tyres.

 

 

[Rafae]

Getting three individual crate pickup missions

 

 

[alkaline_]

my trying the crunchy time trial down chillad with the jumpy trophy truck for 4 sparkly hours straight. then manage to finish it... by half a second to late hihihi ui ui ui i'm giving up

Edited May 19, 2017 by alkaline_

[Sir Golden Gecko]

When I've been spending five+ restarts trying to tell someone how to proceed on a heist.

 

 

 

When he repeats what I've been saying during these five+ restarts, and finally gets it.

 

[Milesinho]

When a jet gimp comes at me while I'm right out in the open and still manages to miss...

 

[Tonguegirl]

MFW I'm trying to snipe a guy but accidentally kill his teammate two blocks away in a moving vehicle.

 

(Cool Version)

 

(Actual Version)

 

 

 

Edited May 19, 2017 by Tonguegirl

[Nyamber]

My reaction when I'm messing around in freemode and someone DEMANDS I join their organisation.

 

Edited May 19, 2017 by The-Irish-Hunter

[Coleco]

When NPC cars spawn but no players are around to see them, do they actually spawn at all?

 

 

[Professional Amateur]

What I think I hear whenever I'm in a job and chat gets forced on:

 

 

 

Props to that guy. I can't even get past the second syllable without sounding like I'm having a stroke.

 

 

[Gridl0k]

 

[Rafae]

^ Never use the Schafter for that race lol

[Professional Amateur]

^ Never use the Schafter for that race lol

I do it fine. Just gotta let off the accelerator on the final drop. Or go full throttle and tap the brakes right before the jump. It's still amazingly stupid that a Hot Wheels track can't handle a jumped up sedan, though.

[Amy Vinewood]

Mfw a encrypted message gets posted in the next dlc thread but it gets deleted instantly

 

[Gridl0k]

Yeah it'd been a while and I thought with catchup on it would just about be OK. Oops.

 

Lift off for the kick on the ramp seems to be about right.

 

6th

Edited May 20, 2017 by Gridl0k

[SHADOW OPS]

I see 2 jets attacking my friends who is bunkered down...

 

 

and I can't start fully loaded...

 

 

A rando enters the fray and says they want to help...

 

 

One jet crashes and he goes passive...

 

 

The other gets a few kills then crashes and doesn't go passive...

 

 

So the battle begins...

 

 

And he stays the whole time even though we tore him a new one...

 

[Nyamber]

How I look when I'm replying to a random who sent me "kys fa*got" after I killed them.

 

[Actlikeyouknow]

MFW a jet kiddie freaks out from a homing launcher lock on and crashes into a building

Edited May 21, 2017 by Actlikeyouknow