[Gamemode] Your Face When - Online Edition

[Tonguegirl]

MFW I have some Text banter with a player on a job, but the fu*kers won't shut up

 

[SHADOW OPS]

Once FL ended this morning and I had some time to kill. Got an invite to RR from a random and thought sure why not. I beat him and another random who didn't know each other to the garage. Kill everyone but 2 guys and the rank 104 random rolls in and dies. Screams over the mic that I am a f*ckface for not being a team player and beating him and the other guy there is the reason he died. I turn my mic on ( my mistake ) and tell him to not blame his shortcomings on me. He says if I hadn't gotten there early ( too early for his slow ass ) and pissed the npcs off then he wouldn't have died. I said oh well then you could have handled 10 guys when you can't handle 2? Needless to say that shut him up and he said I could stay in his mission ( EGO ). He went to the barn and killed the other guys I guess to spend more time ( he already had the document )

 

Then he drove his car back and sat there about a mile from Martins. I told him to just deliver it and we could do another mission. He said deal with it f*ckface. I messaged the other random and asked him to kick. Once I saw that he did kick the guy with the documents started driving quickly towards us. Yelling if I don't like it I can get the f*ck out of his mission. I put in my vote to kick. At this point he is about 1/4 mile from the corona and screaming you won't kick me f*ckface this is my mi---.. KICKED.

 

I am not a team player???

 

 

I am the reason you got kicked and lost out on 22K...

 

[Nyamber]

My reaction when someone kills my friend in freemode.

 

 

Edit: we're on page 69 bois

Edited April 7, 2017 by The-Irish-Hunter

[SHADOW OPS]

When a random is hauling ass towards and I see them go OTR...

 

 

I am in cover behind a wall...

 

They smash head long into the wall and I auto shotty them out of the pink and green kuruma...

 

[Professional Amateur]

The start of every 10+ player race I've ever participated in. Kinda sad how people just don't learn

[Ghoffman9]

How every player starts out in the online mode.

 

[alkaline_]

when i spawn in the sparkly office and someone sets a uncrunchy bounty on me hihihi

[SHADOW OPS]

When my jet buddy flies in and kills a jet bitch trying to kill me...

 

 

[Nyamber]

My reaction when someone sends me a message to insult me and call me a modder just because I'm rank 798.

 

On PS4. Where there are no modders.

 

[DangerZ0neX]

MRW someone takes a 90's supercar to an 80's car meet yet f*cking again

 

[alkaline_]

when i fail a mission accidentely and then i hear like a 9 year old unfluffy voice cursing like ui ui ui hihihi

 

and then they begin to talk like really pervert and i'm like but fluffy parents? pearly education? sparkly manners? crispy morals? hihihihi

[Rafae]

Whenever I turn this game on nowadays

 

[Professional Amateur]

MRW some twat is blasting music through his microphone whilst I'm trying to listen to Danger Zone on LSRR

 

Also, no, I couldn't mute him because I was in a race. I did go into party chat in the next lobby so I could actually listen to the radio, though.

[Actlikeyouknow]

MFW I get paid ever

 

MFW the CEOs of a lobby team up against a griefer

Edited April 12, 2017 by Actlikeyouknow

[Professional Amateur]

MFW I get paid ever

 

L O D S

O F

E M O N E

'wass that spell? loads a' money, probly

 

Always chuckle on the rare occasion I hear that song. Never thought I'd see it here, though.

[ciel]

 

 

I wanted to make a CL version but I couldn't find any pics that match.

 

Edited April 12, 2017 by XXI

[SHADOW OPS]

When some ass clown gets in a chopper and I consider not blowing them up...

 

 

Then I realize that is all nonsense...

 

 

So I cannot resist low hanging fruit and lock on...

 

 

 

He also had a mic and asked me to not blow him up...

 

[Actlikeyouknow]

MFW Someone releases another "Leak" on the Next DLC Speculation thread

[alkaline_]

when i take a crunchy break from gtao and walk by like this hihihi

Edited April 13, 2017 by alkaline_

[Gridl0k]

When someone fluffy makes your internet all sparkly sparkly hihi

 

 

[ciel]

When you see a jet outside your apartment/ceo office window spamming missiles at it

 

 

When you see it's a friend f*cking around

 

[stofegad]

me and crew buddies on new aqua blazer taking some good times

 

 

blazer destroy, must swim now !!

Edited April 13, 2017 by stofegad

[Mrs. Buzz]

^^ that's creepy @ XXI

 

OT: short story

mrw a heist member takes a Faggio to clear the Lost in PS-bike setup dies and dies and won't stop trying it:

 

Instead of stoping that, he left without a word so I sadly kicked him from my friendlist

 

And on the next invite an old friend joins and we enjoyed the time

 

 

And finaly me waiting for my friend at the finish of a 4 lap stunt race to gift him the victory:

Edited April 13, 2017 by godtrams

[Sir Golden Gecko]

When I'm a PC player, and learn about the recent PC exploits.

 

[SHADOW OPS]

I start executive search and a level 9 rolls up...

 

 

After that I do land grab and we win by a landslide due to smart randoms...

 

 

Back to fm and I am able to start fully loaded and get 40 plus kills...

 

 

A level 300 plus keep calls me a hacker over the mic...

 

[Slonitram]

When you're watching all the chaos go around in the lobby out your window or on your TV.

 

[Actlikeyouknow]

MFW I accidently bump into a cop

MFW Someone bumps into my car at a car meet

Edited April 14, 2017 by Actlikeyouknow

[Professional Amateur]

MFW I accidently bump into a cop

Continuing on this...

MRW I kill a hiker out in the middle of the desert and get needlessly greeted with a two-star wanted level

[Commander S]

Just realised how many pages we're up to:

Edited April 14, 2017 by Commander S

[alkaline_]

when sparkly rockstar tweets that the silky DOD is out... then deletes the post hihihi

Edited April 14, 2017 by alkaline_