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Me when some friends get me to do a heist finale with them that they've been trying to do all day and I end up the first one dead.

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My face when yet another heist ran by a questionable host fails because of a random 'bug' where all loot vanishes.

 

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50/50 chance more wipes and bans soon, now for people that keep repeating finales & ignoring the warnings

 

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My reaction when my friend got orbital striked a couple yards away from me.

 

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Tryhard when he realizes that he get the beating w/o BST, ghost orga and explo sniper

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@Happy Hunter getting ready to whoop some Tryhard/Griefer ass (RTX On, Colorized 2020)

Also real talk, how do we have like every other 80s action show/movie vehicle, and yet still don't have a Airwolf version of the Swift? 

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mrw rock* finally fixes bugs and glitches instead of ignoring them for years:

 

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Heres a summary of a years worth of reactions regarding my former and new racing crew, i had to write this down somewhere and i felt like this was the right thread for it (as the guy in question deserves little to no respect / deserves to be made fun of, but dont worry i've given him an alias)


So i used to be part of a pretty good / fun / serious racing crew for a few years, at the time i joined it there were trials to get in and while i do fine in most races, i sucked compared to most people in the crew (read: so plenty to learn while racing the crew members) all in all good stuff. Sadly about a year ago the OG leader had to leave for army duty

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He put somebody else (a mutual friend, lets call him 'poop A.J') in charge, and i was like "seems like a bad choice" but okay lets see how it pans out

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Sure enough a few months later the crew is now essentially open to all and we're all told if we want to go up in crew rank we have to invite random people to it, trails? naw f- that, looking at people's profile / signup date before inviting them? (read: make sure they dont cheat before inviting) naaaaawww fam, more members is all that matters now!

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Played along for a few months while getting more and more annoyed

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Leader starts doing more and more glitching (constant bogdan finale invites, quitting my casino heist because we didn't try the gold glitch that was already patched by then, etc) and im trying to get him to stop ("snap out of it dude, dont overdo glitches especially as somebody leading a supposed-to-be-serious crew, also because impending re-re-release means possible wipes/bans for everything that they are currently detecting and we simply dont know about yet") Since he doesn't seem to listen to my reasoning i start trying to communicate my feelings towards him in other ways

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Did this a few times during his bogdan finale, he didn't get the hint, shared the above screenshot on the crew discord (the voice line is intentional) he still didn't get the hint :kekw:

 

 

I do what i can to ignore it, despite the fact that i now come across cheaters in the crew quite often (and have to fight an uphill battle to get them removed) we still have somewhat enjoyable weekly races

After missing two because of stuffs in the real world i hop on the crew discord to get info on the next weekly race, and see some plebs talk about F1 wheels on other cars (like 11 months after it became possible btw lol)

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I try to communicate (in a friendly/conservative way) that F1 wheels on any non F1 cars will make us (the crew) look like trash, what are we, twelve? and dont they know that F1 wheels (unlike all other wheels) actually do give an unfair advantage?! this cant be good for the crew??? But they tell me to stop complaining, so i drop some of the nice guy attitude towards my former friend and discuss it with the 'poop A.J' crew leader, after a long back and forth where he doesn't give in even after i proved to him the F1 wheels do give an unfair advantage he literally goes "well whatever as long as they use it against competing race crews i dont care" and i bscly go "F- this im out"

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(before somebody here gives me lip for this, yes i know the difference is very minor, but there still is a difference so its the start of a slippery slope, also i could have accepted people's bad taste if it wouldn't have any advantage, but it does & imo F1 wheels only look 'okay' on maybe 1% of the vehicles, certainly not on top3 supercars etc)

 

 

I leave the crew, unfriend him and a few of the higher up crew members who agreed that F1 wheels should be fine when racing competing crews & my mind is finally at ease, f- that guy and what he did to the crew lol.

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After a few days i notice racing is no challenge at all anymore now that im not put in lobbies with equally decent racers, so i go to the discord of an even more serious racing crew that i tried to join years ago (not even kidding they have like 90% of the legit times in top100 of bscly each race on PC) and explain the situation, ask for an invite, saying i'd love to do some trails for it. Crew leader responds within like a minute, "yeah i know the guy and exactly what you mean", i get invited to the crew no questions asked. Talk about trading up lol

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I dont see or hear from 'poop A.J' for a few weeks, enjoying racing the crew members of this even better racing crew, then over the last few days he suddenly keeps showing up in some of my freemode sessions to grief me (wondering how but not sure i want to know, lets just assume that at this point he was constantly hopping sessions to try find me trough mutual friends) i do what i can to ignore him, meanwhile im still often playing with some of my old friends who are still his crew members, he indiscriminately griefs them too because they play with me, wich i find pretty funny, they dont

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Several of those friends leave his crew the same day, guess he didnt enjoy that because now he shows up in pretty much EVERY freemode session i join and about half the time i play any mission he shows up as spectator (i feel like he got a free menu just so he can join me when-ever) so i stop ignoring him, if you wanna keep doing this then lets just get it over with, every time he joins to try his dumb griefing (back to back nighshark, explosive sniper & rc tank) i heckle him in chat and easily fight him off. Im the last to care for these kinds of numbers but its like 40 - 21 for me and it feels good

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Yesterday he joins, im not in the mood for his childish bs so i go passive & proceed to have some fun with a BMX as he stands around wondering what to do now, eventually drives off to do something for his nightclub, as he picks up a dj or whatever it was i leave passive, tony tells me i should grief him, i have 0 intention too do so but just for sh*ts and giggles i drive to his nightclub to mess with him, circle the place while throwing nades at the people lining up at the door. He approaches & then just stands there 2 street blocks away for 5 minutes, apparently too scared to come closer (either from the explosion sounds or from his failed attempts at griefing?) I joke heckle and laugh and eventually let him deliver his crap with a minute to spare. I join a friend in a new session, play for a few hours (freemode jobs etc) and to my surprise mister 'poop A.J' never returns, meanwhile i run into the earlier mentioned friends that were in his crew a few days ago, by now most of them have traded up to 'my' crew now.

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Dear 'poop A.J', if this somehow reaches you, LOL dude, you suuuuuck, maybe just move on? Oh and let me take this moment to say that even though i knew you would be a bad crew leader i still respected you up too and including our eventual falling out, and hey, we had some fun in the past, cant deny that, but considering how you changed the crew and responded to my (and other long time member's) input, decided to grief me for leaving, then possibly installed cheats to grief me more because you caused other people to leave the crew while griefing me, i think its safe to say that ship has sailed now, you are an absolute joke dude, you deserve nobodies respect :kekw: 

 


If you do decide to come for me or other former crew members again you should know that this is how we react:

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when you get chips on the lucky wheel

 

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when you get RP on the lucky wheel

 

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when you get cash on the lucky wheel

 

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when you get clothes on the lucky whee

 

 

 

 

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Me clearing out a pack of enemies with the stone hatchet in a nutshell.

(Seriously its addicting doing this, try it some time.)

 

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MFW when Rockstar offers a money bonus if I buy a shark card while I am sitting here with nearly 500 million in my account hard earned by grinding.

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When I saw the new Grotti Itali RSX:

 

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When I saw the Itali RSX's price tag:

 

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And then I realized I'm planning on buying at least 2 cars:

 

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Then I saw the price tags for the RO-86 Alkonost & Annihilator Stealth:

 

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Then I remembered that I need almost 6 million dollars for my new boats:

 

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And my Submarine still needs 7 million dollars worth of upgrades:

 

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And my bank account was like:

 

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And R* was like:

 

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MFW I shoot down all the assholes in a session with guidance missiles and they can't do anything about it cause my Yacht (that my submarine is parked next to) shoots down anyone who dares get close to my submarine.

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MFW i get a warning for underlining some text & no further explanation.
 

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When I find more Cocaine than I can carry ...

 

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mrw I obtain kills via molotov cocktails

 

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What I felt like when I joined a rank 88's Doomsday Scenario and soloed the Server room on my own. (I told him to stay back so he'd stop dieing.)

 

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When a PlayStation friend decides to roll up in a douchecanoe MKII 

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When rockstar releases an update and inadvertently creates the easiest merge ever...JNPJ1Br.png

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Driving along near Lester's factory when an npc jumps off the bridge 

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R*: If you fly out to Cayo Perico this week and manage to complete the Cayo Perico Heist Finale, you’ll earn yourself the Santo Capra Patterns Sweater as a bonus. It’s a piece that screams “luxury,” “exclusivity,” and “high society.

 

The Sweater: 

 

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Me:

 

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joining an organization vs. joining an organization with Friendly Fire enabled

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searching Cayo Perico can be like

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Hostile civilian NPCs in a nutshell when you draw your weapon.

 

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Players when they saw the Cayo Perico 50% bonus this week.

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El Rubio when he saw the Cayo Perico 50% bonus this week.

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MFW I began teaching a newbie the ins and outs of the Cayo Perico heist and how to do it.

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When I see a hideously customized car in the casino parking lot

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When the game says "The session you are trying to join does not exist" despite having an invite to that session

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When cops are dumb enough to drive off the pier into the ocean, it's funny when it happens 4 times in a row... Cops are dumb even NOOSE too... 

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When I see some random repeatedly doing the same thing that gets them killed and almost always simultaneously failing the mission

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When someone decides to invite some other friend I probably won't like to the party 

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And when they ask why I bailed out of said party when I don't like whoever they invited

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When im chilling and playing cms with randoms with my mic open by mistake and the english guy, who was with me, asked me " Great song. What are they singing about?"

 

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Thats the Song, needs to be in gta for sure and is about someone who wants to be the bicycle saddle of someone he likes....:

 

 

 

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