[Gamemode] Your Face When - Online Edition

[IceDree]

I sneezed, reached out for a tissue, a palm tree materialized in front of me while I'm distracted and I crashed a helicopter loaded with coke right into it .... 

 

 

Half the shipment ....

 

 

I restarted the game and it won't let me online to assess the damage.

 

 

When I finally get in and I wasn't fast enough.

 

 

And I have to cover the losses with an I/E gig.

 

 

And then I realized I still have crates to do ...

 

Edited May 8, 2019 by IceDree

[IceDree]

Me 3 weeks ago:

 

 



 



 



 



 



 



 

 

 

Me 2 weeks ago:

 

 



 



 



 



 

 

 

Me last week:

 

 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



(side hustle)

 

 

Me this week:

 

 



 



 



 



 



(side hustle)

 

 

Me next week:

 

 



 



 



 



 



 



 

 

 

 

[Talisman_83]

When I see a lobby full of players called things like Verlaxation- and Dxceivxngz

 

[Amy Vinewood]

Mrw arguments break out in the next dlc thread

 

[IceDree]

Mrw I decided to take a break from grinding in GTA to try out the new Pista R* refuses to add to the game ... Only to find out that I have to grind in the crew 2 to get the damn Pista.

 

[IceDree]

On 5/10/2019 at 2:38 AM, IceDree said:

Me next week

 

Glad it didn't happen.

[IceDree]

Mfw I'm reading the next dlc speculation thread these days ...

 

 

 

Edited May 19, 2019 by IceDree

[Sanches]

Me suggesting my friend to do something else than grinding with hopes that it will work out in modern day GTAO

 

 

Friend: You're into GTAO, why don't you play RDO?
Me:

Edited May 20, 2019 by Sanches

[CaptainMarvel]

On 5/6/2019 at 3:37 AM, Tomtomsengermany said:

when a guy, ive killed, comes back after 5 minutes, tells me that he turned his ps off right in the moment ive killed him, so the kill doenst count against him and he could do it all night long and i wouldnt get one silly kill on him

 

 

 

 

Is he solo or with a group? Wondering how he’s getting to your lobby after that sad PS restart method lol.

[Rumblebud]

When R* puts a Pegasus aircraft I literally just bought full price, on sale:

[MARINA]

Me when I'm trying out my new eyeshadow palette that I just bought and the f*cking makeup falls into a twilight zone when I walk out the door

 

[Amy Vinewood]

Mfw someone posts a wall of text

 

[MARINA]

Me when I'm minding my own business in freemode and some tryhard using a godmode glitch starts spawn killing me

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/vp/26ac97cf93faaea06df10ce51318929e/5CE86331/t50.2886-16/61193749_394778561247073_8457228807156448986_n.mp4

 

 

 

[IceDree]

6 minutes ago, Tomtomsengermany said:

Having sourced with friends Hangar crates 2 weeks ago. Sold them for 1.7 millions yesterday.

 

#einemgeschenktengaulschautmannichtinsmaul

Mfw I'm trying to read that hashtag.

 

 

German words are way too long ...

 

No offense, Tom.

[Amy Vinewood]

Mfw hearing about this event week

 

[Rumblebud]

When a player who blatantly attacked me starts complaining about getting killed multiple times in return:

 

The same player accusing me of modding, as they don't realize explosive rounds for Heavy Sniper Mk II are an actual thing:

 

When I see a post on the r/gtaonline subreddit that relates well to my current situation:

Edited May 27, 2019 by CanadianMuscle

[Amy Vinewood]

Mfw someone comes up to me in passive

 

 

[Rumblebud]

When players go to extreme measures to preserve and flaunt their K/D Ratio:

[MARINA]

MFW someone texts me "f*ck you"

[Amy Vinewood]

Mfw I join a Arena War match and lose instantly just so I can spin the wheel

 

 

 

[The_B1u3_Jay]

                                                        

                                                         OH HELL YEAH!

 

^^ My face when i see another player doing a vehicle import, so i can go off the radar and wait outside of the vehicle warehouse.

Edited June 4, 2019 by AwesomO4000

[alkaline_]

so i'm doing a stinky fish resupply mission and notice an uncrunchy harry potter stick mk2 coming my way, me:

 

so i'm taking the easy flippy way out and the next thing i know, my resupplies are dusty dust, me:

 

so i fluffy rc bandito him on his way back to his harry potter stick like:

 

then i go passive and drive away towards the airport to grab a crispy lazer like:

 

i passive pop kill him from above like: 

 

i go passive again, check his KD which is highrisebuilding high and text him a silky "2-0" message like:

 

then i get his message and his flppy response made me like:

 

he texted me "2-2 noob lol", me:

 

 

 

actually, this has happened a lot lately.. i like trolling these K/D warriors with a kill or two and then text them a silly "2-0" message, just to see their reaction and more often than not i get a message back like "2-2" or even "2-3" or "u wish"... is this a new not so great tactic to try to be in the right?? hihihi

 

[Talisman_83]

Oh fluffy @alkaline_ I think I speak for everyone when I say..

 

[IceDree]

@alkaline_ 

 

[alkaline_]

9 minutes ago, Talisman_83 said:

Oh fluffy @alkaline_ I think I speak for everyone when I say..

 

hihihi that's too kind fluffy talisman_sparkles! and @IceDree Ice Tree hihihi  i play a looot less, so i have a lot less crispy stories to tell ai ai ai hihihi  

Edited June 4, 2019 by alkaline_

[IceDree]

4 minutes ago, alkaline_ said:

play a looot less, so i have a lot less crispy stories to tell ai ai ai hihihi 

Completely understandable. 

[Talisman_83]

When I encounter yet another godmode user

 

 

 

[AdriiRozayXOXO]

When i'm in a lobby FILLED with hardcore tryhards Ex.

Spoiler

names like IIIIIIIIII, XxeWoXX, G0P4ssiv3 .etc and crews like XIIX, IIII, LZZZ

and activate the godmode glitch

[Ghoffman9]

When you need to drive the Khanjali for the Act 3 setup mission but a lowbie keeps hopping in the driver seat despite failing numerous times, and refuses to get out.

 

[CarimboHanky]

my face a few months ago when i couldnt get my jet out without being killed by the ultra accurate mk2 missiles

 

but since i discovered how to dodge them, now i go out to freeroam looking for them, just to dodge their missiles and take the easy kill when they run out of missiles haha