[Gamemode] Your Face When - Online Edition

[Rafae S]

imagining waiting more than four months just for more arena war garbage

 

[KittySteph]

mfw I enter a session and there's stupid oppressors every where just blowing everything up.

 

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[Rafae S]

5 minutes ago, KittySteph said:

mfw I enter a session and there's stupid oppressors every where just blowing everything up.

 

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are you really playing gtao if you don't go through this memorable experience 

 

[Rumblebud]

Rockstar: 

*announces 25% off Oppressor Mk II*

 

*showcases the original Oppressor*

 

Me:

Edited April 15, 2019 by CanadianMuscle

[Amy Vinewood]

Mrw I join a heist with randoms and it becomes a shootout after we spawn into freeroam, but I remembered to go passive before joining

 

 

[Tomtomsengermany]

when im for the 4th round in a row attacker in "in and out"

 

 

when i still win the match

 

 

 

[Cackling Jack]

MRW I finally deliver my 400th simeon delivery vehicle. 

 

 

 

MRW I keep getting calls from the arena wars chick and other in games characters.

 

 

MWR those annoying free roam challenges pop up and completely ruin everything on my screen. 

 

 

 

MWI when I go back to Battlefield 4 and actually enjoy a pvp environment.

 

 

 

 

[Handsome Jack]

mfw I get an invite from anyone but my friends

 

[IceDree]

When I order a drop top at the end of a CM, then realize the next one on the list is Cop Capacity and I ain't got no roof.

 

[Rafae S]

double on CMs but this game insists on trolling me two times in a row 

 

 

[IceDree]

Take 2 on Cop Capacity when I complete the objectives & evade the cops in the Itali GTO without a single scratch or a bullet hole ... Only for an NPC to crash into me right outside the safehouse.

 

[Amy Vinewood]

When someone says they are gonna get their friend to hack all our accounts - and he knows how to - because he was in the military as a Navy seal

 

 

[Rafae S]

6 minutes ago, Amy Vinewood said:

When someone says they are gonna get their friend to hack all our accounts - and he knows how to - because he was in the military as a Navy seal

 

 

 

LMFAO

[Kushology]

> Launch Haulage

> Dude in Terrorbyte leaves in MKII and comes for me

> Blows self up trying to kill me

> Message him, "Really though?"

> "My chat told me to"

 

> "Jump off a bridge, chat says so"

> He leaves

Edited April 19, 2019 by Kushology

[C10H15N]

> be me
> chilling at a car meet
> suspicious guest detected
> notices a "house" blimp on the map that seemed to be located near a...
> ohsh*t.jpg
> remains calm because I'm in passive mode
> 12 seconds later
> OBLITERATED!!
> everyone died... except for me...

[Kiwi_91]

when you kill someone who is using a try-hard tool like the broomstick or deluxo, with something as simple as a sticky bomb. and then they call you a "noob" in chat 

 

https://tenor.com/view/umm-confused-wtf-blinking-okay-gif-7513882

[Sunny_D]

10 hours ago, Amy Vinewood said:

When someone says they are gonna get their friend to hack all our accounts - and he knows how to - because he was in the military as a Navy seal

 

 

LMAO That was a whole fun conversation. That dude was f*cking wasted

Edited April 19, 2019 by Vitalize

[Rumblebud]

When there's too much public lobby drama and it ends with a clever roast and a kick for the dictator of the session:

 

MRW my randomly assembled heist teammates can't get their sh*t together:

 

MFW I come back from being afk with some random player "checking me out"

 

When a teammate is b*tching and moaning about getting gold instead of a platinum medal:

Edited April 19, 2019 by CanadianMuscle

[kcole4001]

MFW when I think signatures have returned...

 

 

and then realize it's just crews still...

 

[MsBrandi]

When you drive your tank in no hay bronca and stanley enters the tank and use that MG to blast all the ballas and vagos

They already have that NPC bodyguard system, why not adding it as a securoserv paid guards?

[IceDree]

When I wanna upgrade the facility, but at the same time I'm 3 million dollars away from my goal ...

 

[MsBrandi]

Los santos connection with only 3 people and all of them are levels 20 and 12

[Rumblebud]

13 hours ago, MsBrandi said:

They already have that NPC bodyguard system, why not adding it as a securoserv paid guards?

It'd probably be more reliable than hiring actual players to protect you.

Edited April 23, 2019 by CanadianMuscle

[Rafae S]

Seeing any weaponized piece of sh!t vehicles in contact missions.

 

[IceDree]

When I pulled up to my ranch and saw it swarming with cops.

 

 

 

And remembered I have extra types of crops ...

 

 

Then I found out they're here for a completely different reason. They're after a fool who barricaded himself inside one of the empty barns.

 

 

And then I got a call from Martin, begging me to rescue his cousin ... Who barricaded himself inside a barn in a farm up north after a fruitless getaway attempt.

 

 

Then he offers me a 50k to get him out of the country.

 

[MsBrandi]

1 hour ago, CanadianMuscle said:

It'd probably be more reliable than hiring actual players to protect you.

Indeed good sir, just imagine a bodyguard that protects you during sales, for only 10k per mercs/bodyguards and they're though as hell just like HH target, when that happens my face be like 

[TheDoombringer]

MFW i realize I brought my in-game stuff without buying sharkcards

[Tomtomsengermany]

When i join an Hardest Target Match where a crew of three guys is waiting for other players and seems to farm this mode by playing it three vs two randoms.  I was one of them and a Level 11 who was pretty useless.  

 

But we still win the Match 4 to 1 against them and hurt their KD pretty hard.

 

 

 

 

Edited April 23, 2019 by Tomtomsengermany

[-LN-]

When someone shows up for a mission, stands idle for the entire match, and then has the audacity to be the first to vote on the next mission:

 

 

When I see 'Dispatch' missions on the vote screen and one is immediately chosen and wins:

 

 

When I forget to mute voice chat and someone speaks through their mic:

 

Edited April 23, 2019 by -LN-

[Rafae S]

10 minutes ago, -LN- said:

When I see 'Dispatch' missions on the vote screen and one is immediately chosen and wins: