[Gamemode] Your Face When - Online Edition

[Redolver]

mfw i grind import/export just so i can see some 7 year old destroy it

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Me when I'm describing a tryhard:

 

[Youtube]

 

Also me when describing a tryhard:

 

[Youtube]

[Handsome Jack]

MFW I have a business in Los Santos but the resupply missions keep happening all the way near Paleto Bay

 

[alkaline_]

so, all my flippy friends went sleeping, and me still staying on trying to have fun alone:

 

i get asked to play a crunchy heist... but i think it's too late because i have to leave soon... then the sparkly host tells me, it's just the finale hihihi

 

i'm waiting for my friend to join my flippy mc club, and the other members telling me to start a job or something:

 

hihihi

Edited February 16, 2018 by alkaline_

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

When the Netcode decides to be BF4 levels of sh*te and I get one dink'd through my cover by some tryhard.

Edited February 16, 2018 by Suzuki Azure Vulpine

[Guest]

 

 

 

be britbong

 

always gets connected with mainland European players

 

can't even communicate with 90% of people, no one speaks English

 

it's lonely out here man.

Edited February 16, 2018 by Guest

[hugh750]

we've all had to deal with griefers.

this is pretty much me when i try to get even with them or when i catch a random player in a gun shop and i block the door with a car! \

 

[Cackling Jack]

My reaction when I get into a good pvp session with crew/friends. With no try hards.

 

 

And then the try hards join in for a dance off.

 

Edited February 17, 2018 by Cackling Jack

[deadx23]

Mwf....

 

[Handsome Jack]

When im doing the 4th hack during the DD heist and someone dies

 

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

When im doing the 4th hack during the DD heist and someone dies

 

 

 

For real tho.

Edited February 17, 2018 by Suzuki Azure Vulpine

[Tonguegirl]

MRW I join a race lobby and EVERY fu*king player is a dirty bastard.

 

 

MRW I'm doing Congestion Charge and someone in a bright yellow Zentorno comes up behind me and politely overtakes without incident.

 

[Professional Amateur]

MFW I survive my $1000 bounty and give everyone in the session 5% of it

 

[alkaline_]

MFW I survive my $1000 bounty and give everyone in the session 5% of it

 

^

me when i'm receiving sparkly 38$:

 

 

hihihi

[alkaline_]

that's how you have to drag me away from a fluffy gta online session:

 

hihihi

 

a session like:

 

 

so, i'm loading into a flippy populated lobby and starting a gunrunning sell mission and get my favorite crunchy phantom wedge deliver mission:

 

i can do the sell without any troubles, so i decide i do a 3 crate stinky fish mission and see, what will happen. i get 3 crates to pick up and this i can do in peace as well:

 

then i'm working on some dailies, selling a sparkly car and stuff, when i notice, an uncrunchy oppressor harry potter going after other peoples stinky fish. i think to myself:

 

so i go otr and shoot him down with my hippy hunter like:

 

 

[Guest]

waiting for an update

 

[Handsome Jack]

MFW I complete the act 3 elite challenge without even going for it

 

 

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

So for the past week, everyone and their mother that is a Tryhard has been DDoSing Me and NightFox, Thankfully I have some DDoS Protection (Thank you Netgear), but Night's Basic ISP Router seems to have near enough no DDoS Protection.
So this has been our faces for the past week:

Judge Dredd Disapproves of this Bullsh*t.

[alkaline_]

so, i join a flippy public lobby, thinking about selling my funstunning guns and then doing some racing again.. but a fluffy lowlevel asks me to help with his delivery, me:

 

the sale mission gets pretty intense, some interference but i manage to flippy fight some randoms off and he successfully deliver his goods. me feeling like:

 

he quits ceo, shoots me in the back and leaves the session like ui ui ui, me:

[alkaline_]

sorry for posting another post so soon after my last post hihihi but this was quite giggly!!:

 

so, a pearly friend tells me some of his bad luck stories which have happened to him all lately:

 

so in a ground shootout he took two times the firework launcher instead of his crunchy rpg and died because of this, me:

 

later in this battle he get the right weapon, the crunchy rpg, but accidentely blows up three expensive cars at the mors mutual insurance parking lot, me:

 

so another day, another luck he thinks and starting a gun running sale. he got the five deliveries with the insurgent. flippy smart as he is, he get a friend to operate the crunchy flak trailer. but this friend accidentely shoots down his insurgent after the first delivery point, me:

 

he closes the application, but when he tries to start again, rockstar can't find his game files, me:

 

so after a while he comes back, only to see, that his guns were gone, he closed the application to late, me:

 

so, after some days i tell him, that i'm gladly help him selling his stuff. we get two phantom wedge trucks and trailers. he is very slow and he realizes, his R2 button on his controller is broken, me:

 

he tells me, ui ui ui funny, is it?! and unfriend me later, me:

 

 

i'm sorry old friend hihihi might the luck finds the way back to you! i didn't laugh at you. it all happened to me as well and sometimes i find this situations quite comical hihihi

Edited February 19, 2018 by alkaline_

[TheLordMarvel]

*Matt Hardy special. Lol

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When there's a tryhard in the session....

When you track said tryhard down with your Hunter in the session




And when you blow his jet out the sky, so he resorts to going passive and sending angry texts

[Kyoto]

When I get the courage to make a female character and the next day I get a friend request and compliments from a random.

 

MFW I start Executive Search and someone enters the search area.

[Tonguegirl]

Join a random heist but the host doesn't seem to give a fu*k, goes AFK during a set-up, then appears to be trolling his own Finale.

 

MFW a little bit of me wants him to die in real life.

 

 

MFW I leave at the first restart. (That'll show him lol)

 

[alkaline_]

so, yesterday three fluffy friends and me were doing a slowly mc sale mission with the three post-op vans in a public "solo" session like:

 

dreaming about crunchy post-op vans MKII:

 

that's the whole story hihihi

 

 

how a tryhard leaves the session after you stopped him destroying others crunchy cargo:

 

hihihi

 

how i attack when i'm being followed and going otr, but not to flee, no, to disagree with the wannabe hihihi:

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

When I defend my crewmates from tryhards in my Hunter:

 

[Youtube]

[TankGirl]

Me when a salty victim of mine spams me with non stop messages that they had more kills on me even though they didn't.

 

[Kushology]

I realize Comet SR comes out this Tuesday..

 

[Nyamber]

I realize Comet SR comes out this Tuesday..

My reaction.

 

[Tonguegirl]

MFW I'm kicking ass on my Rank 64 second character even though I'm half-pissed.

 

 

MFW I make 3 Rank 300+ tryhards go passive and leave.

 

 

MFW I decide to switch to my main Rank 370 character but I'm now too drunk to play.

 

 

MFW a rank 74 kills me 3 times in a row.

 

 

MFW I just blow the fu*ker up with the Orbital Cannon for fun.

 

[Rafae]

Offloaded a full hangar for 975k the other day (fkn Ron getting a 25k cut), sold 210k worth of coke right after and then 210k worth of guns right after that. All easy sales one after the other. ~1.5m made in one session.

 

 

 

 

 

Edited February 24, 2018 by Rafae