[Gamemode] Your Face When - Online Edition

[livejoker]

MFW I text a dude who just blew up my car for no reason with an Oppressor telling him he's the worst kind of player and he replies he's just using what Rockstar put in the game:



When you open your mic and say hi but immediately met with "shut the f*ck up":



If the world ends and aliens find the aftermath of Earth I hope they find chat logs of the typical Xbox player. They're a treasure that needs to be remembered forever.

[alkaline_]

me focused like ui ui ui on a flippy premium stunt race driving on first place:

 

second guy comes closer and closer because he is truly fast like magic!!!

 

me risking it all... and uncrunchy spin out and hit my opponent as well:

 

another fluffy guy wins... me and my opponent are 2nd and 3rd. me like:

 

hihihi

[Professional Amateur]

People's reactions after using their office laptops as an animal

 

 

MRW some scrublet spams OTR and ghost org to try and shoot me down...and still loses

 

 

[ALifeOfMisery]

Me rn hoping Transform Races doesn't pause this long @ss drip feed.

 

[Handsome Jack]

MFW the only thing added today is Transform Races...

 

[Matrelith]

 

 

 

When you enter a lobby and you see weaponized vehicles riding through the streets, jets and bikes flying through the air and hear 12 year old squeakers screaming in their mics

Edited October 17, 2017 by Matrelith

[ALifeOfMisery]

MRW we didn't get a drip feed vehicle today with Transform Races.

 

[IamCourtney]

MRW someone shoots me out of my PostOp van then camps it expecting to be able to toy with me in an inevitably futile attempt to finish the sale

Edited October 17, 2017 by IamCourtney

[Commander S]

Waiting for Smuggler's Run to be over and done with (and R* to release news of the next update) like:

[Sanches]

tfw you tired to wait for RDR2, you made your own.

Edited October 18, 2017 by Sanches

[Milesinho]

When I see a Range Rover in the real world and my first thought is 'I could get $9000 for that at LS Customs!'

 

 

Edited October 18, 2017 by Milesinho

[Gridl0k]

^ I have to post the rangey near me with a UIUI number plate.

[Happy Hunter]

 

[ComradeKuma]

When you're doing a special cargo source, and you lose one crate because it decided to sink to the bottom of the goddamn ocean because you died on a boat while carrying because you had to kill a chopper.

[EkaSwede]

When I see a Range Rover in the real world and my first thought is 'I could get $9000 for that at LS Customs!'

 

 

You think that is bad? I know someone who actually has a car that looks almost exactly like the Substa2 And it's a shiny silver one to boot.

[Matrelith]

 

 

When you've made most of your money through illicit means and you receive $2000,- for ''good behaviour''.

[TankGirl]

When you see two tryhards "fighting"

 

[Milesinho]

When some tryhard attempts to run me down in the street and f***s it up.

 

[Handsome Jack]

MFW im doing gunrunning, crates, etc. for the money and getting angry over bs but then realize I have a sh*t ton of cash already

 

[deadx23]

Mwf I see someone whom I want to play with

Mwf I unlock the explosive sniper

Mwf I Rob a store

Mwf I find a sticky bomb

Mwf im in passive and some randumn wants to kill me

[Cryptic Entries]

When getting shot down by an oppressor:

[alkaline_]

first try on crunchy transform race:

 

second try:

 

fluffy finally:

 

hihihi

[IamCourtney]

Exclusive leaked trailer for the upcoming TV special 'Happy Hunter's Haunted Helisexual Halloween Hijinx'

 

[Amy Vinewood]

Mfw the dripfeed gets dragged out even longer than it already is

 

[Matrelith]

 

 

mfw I'm first in a race but catch-up is on so my car is driving at a snail's pace

[ALifeOfMisery]

MFW the Vigilante gets released on Friday.

[Gridl0k]

 

[Nyamber]

My reaction when a female character dressed as slutty as possible tries to get me to do a heist for them for a 0% cut.

 

 

[alkaline_]

me patiently waiting on news for the next crunchy update... and taking a fluffy break from the game and doing more important stuff like eating stinky fish:

 

me appearing offline, just to test out the crunchy transform races faces places!! just to be put in in a lobby full with fluffy friends who can see me playing like:

whoopsies hihihi

Edited October 21, 2017 by alkaline_

[JoeFury1997]

When you finally scratch that itch.