[Gamemode] Your Face When - Online Edition

[Grimy waifu]

When you play a match of Slasher and you manage to sneak past the Slasher

 

 

 

When a kid sees a player in a shop

 

 

 

When you're almost done with Prison Break and the pilot crashes the helicopter

 

[ComradeKuma]

When randomly, a black guy wearing nothing but beach shorts, a bandana, and sneakers spawns next to you in your bunker, in T-Pose for a split second before vanishing, while you're sitting at your laptop about to start a sale.

When a CEO and his friends (all lower levels, probably bought shark cards to get started.) drive by you with four vehicle cargo deliveries, and then not too long after they zip by, a convoy of Pure Gold and Chrome colored APCs, all with SAM Batteries, and flanked by two savages come flying past you, chasing after the low levels.

[Happy Hunter]

MFW: I hit myself with my own missile like this:

 

 

 

[ComradeKuma]

When you're trying to enjoy a game of Stockpile, and a modder had joined your session, starting off by trying to f*ck with people's planes by spawning confetti explosions and fire hydrant jets and the like behind you, only to go 120% asshole in the second round by spawning giant ass tubes on and in front of people so they crash into them.

When you're trying to source the Osiris (SL33K) and its the last one you need for the secound round of the Uninsurable Collection, only for a modder to force teleport you to their apartment, and you have to quickly ALT + F4 the game to avoid being modded.

[Professional Amateur]

MFW I go on a kill streak with the Pyro in Stockpile, only to get kicked in the next game

 

 

E: Also got called a tryhard for that one. I guess that there was quite a lot of jealousy!

Edited October 6, 2017 by Professional Amateur

[Amy Vinewood]

Mfw you hit someone and they suicide immediately

 

Edited October 6, 2017 by Amy Vinewood

[Handsome Jack]

MFW AI fail at getting in my way

 

 

[Milesinho]

When you're fiddling about with the radio trying to find a song you like while doing I/E, causing you to rear end an NPC car which costs you a couple of grand in damage.

 

Edited October 6, 2017 by Milesinho

[DC4B18]

After seeing what's coming to GTA (again)

 

When you wanna change your forum name but still gotta wait 2 months

[Matrelith]

 

 

When people only come to the Online subforum to complain about the current state of Online

Edited October 6, 2017 by Matrelith

[IamCourtney]

When the crew humours a squeaker by acting as their personal posse for a little while

 

[alkaline_]

crunchy rockstar adding more and more content to the game like:

 

but just not the sparkly content i would be expecting hihihi:

 

 

and:

a trusty crunchy friend and me playing sparkly fleeca heist in elite manner and we know exactly how to work together like:

 

hihihi

[SHADOW OPS]

People telling me they will hack my account for killing them relentlessly...

 

[alkaline_]

the situation when a flippy random joins your car and you don't know if you should go passive or maybe be trustful or maybe fluffy blow yourself including your car and the random up hihihi

[Sanches]

When you bought a Tug and trying to have fun on it.
(Based on real events)

[Nyamber]

My reaction when I hear a 12 year old threaten to DDoS me, after I kill him once from a Savage.

 

[Milesinho]

Teaching a low level a lesson after they tried to come after my weapon delivery.

 

[alkaline_]

do you think rockstar will ever get the uncrunchy clothing right??

 

 

hihihi

[Kushology]

mfw power goes out

 

[Milesinho]

Heading home to play GTAO after a crappy day

 

Waiting for the game to load

 

Then I spawn in and literally can't think of anything to do

[alkaline_]

joining a random crunchy heist and it's the humans crabs finale!! and host gives me a generous 20%, even though i accepted 15%!!!

 

i'm the gunner and the uncrunchy pilot always turn away from the chopper whoppers, so i can't shoot them. also flies very low to the ground and i can't aim up and get shot by the guards.

 

after some retard restarts hihihi and telling him how to do it and he doesn't even try and does the same thing again and again i'm like:

 

hihihi

[TheLordMarvel]

When you've got a high bounty and someone claims it, but sends you the money instead.

When someone is constantly being rude over the microphone, and you manage to kill them (Then they end up going passive)

 

TFW when you're going to kill an enemy, but your sniper-buddy gets the kill instead.

[hugh750]

joining a random crunchy heist and it's the humans crabs finale!! and host gives me a generous 20%, even though i accepted 15%!!!

 

i'm the gunner and the uncrunchy pilot always turn away from the chopper whoppers, so i can't shoot them. also flies very low to the ground and i can't aim up and get shot by the guards.

 

after some retard restarts hihihi and telling him how to do it and he doesn't even try and does the same thing again and again i'm like:

 

hihihi

^^^ i know the feeling except i never accept 15% (or below) i usually leave.

Edited October 12, 2017 by hugh750

[IamCourtney]

I've gone back to using the basic sniper rifle for general use (I'm not about to waste explosive rounds on every little thing, after all.) I spent years relying on the crutch of heavy sniper body shots, but this is my new mantra:

Edited October 13, 2017 by IamCourtney

[Khephera]

Mfw you wanna play with someone of your friend list but s/he doesn't bother....



Pfff.... okay. Just stay there and let me cry!


:'(

[Gridl0k]

Me dreaming after pretty much half of all online races

 

[Nyamber]

My reaction when I meet someone who looks exactly like my character.

 

[Dacelo]

"Plus, look out for more to come to GTA Online later this year, including new Weaponized Vehicles"

 

Edited October 15, 2017 by D.B. Cooper

[alkaline_]

rockstar asking crunchy freemode crowd following question:

 

 

hihihi

[Nyamber]

What it looks like when you repair a really f*cked up car in LSC.