Next DLC Speculation Thread (Part 1)

[Tez2]

I speculate the next DLC will be a DLC.

Edited April 20, 2016 by Fun De Panda

[Zerani]

I speculate that the next DLC will contain new stuff that people will complain senselessly about.

[Moroder]

I speculate ze next DLC will be something with bikers.

A Lost and Damned themed DLC would be nice for once. Bikers have been left out since the beginning (mind the 2 bikes they got).

 

Some new clothed, hairstyles, Clubhouses and weapons. I think we all can agree that Bikers need that upgrade.

[shadowoperative]

The next dlc will be free. Whiners will complain that they can't afford it and that it sucks and that anyone who bought anything is an idiot who should kill themselves.

 

Meanwhile I am just cruising in my tricked out Sabre.

[AUScowboy]

San Fiero/Las Venturas or bust. Remaster IV an call it a day. If rockstar were smart, SF and LV would be the new locations of two respective, LARGE dlcs. What happened r*, you don't want our mooenay? Did you just get really lazy? COMEOOOOOOON!

[Emu War]

Yes, if the Hunter is added I will buy it on all three of my accounts and protect Overflod drivers.

[ROCKSTAR MANIC]

I speculate the next DLC will be a DLC.

 

DLC as in DLC? or what R* considers DLC and to us as small "updates". - *INCEPTION*

[el carlitos]

Any news? Did Dragoon leak LC, SF and LV DLC?

[hyperar]

 

another attack chopper?

Yeah sure, gimme one of them. I've been waiting 405 days. Oh, and another tank might mix things up a little, maybe an anti-air tank.

 

 

 

 

 

don't you think that you may be looking for another game?

 

No I think I'm looking for GTA. You know, that game that's had tanks since its PS1 days?

 

Sure, we all know you want the Hunter, but why?, if it's added it'd do the same the other attack choppers do, so what's the difference?, why do you want it?, GTA is not a war/military game, and it has way too much war/military content for a game about crime. And yeah, the tank was always there... as it is now, but until IV there was no (official) multiplayer, you can see how overpowered military vehicles affect negatively the free roam experience, i was just sharing the other day how two jets were chasing me because of butthurt, free roam is completely unbalanced thanks to these OP vehicles.

 

As i said before, can't see why the already abundant selection of military vehicles can't satisfy the needs of those who can't play on equal conditions and need to have an unfair advantage in order to enjoy themselves, f*ck, there are more military vehicles than super sport cars.

Edited April 20, 2016 by hyperar

[Zerani]

Any news? Did Dragoon leak LC, SF and LV DLC?

He leaked all of that, Hunter release date, Karin Snipe, and realistic steak!

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I speculate that the next DLC will contain new stuff that people will complain senselessly about.

I speculate we all respect each other's views, get over it, and move on!

[tenpennyisplainevil]

 

 

 

Sorry for being a lazy twat but has their been any new SOLID leaks?

Dragoon leaked that Dragoon was actually planning to reduce the amount of leaks made by other leakers including Dragoon and Dragoon returned.

We should wait for Dragoon the son of Dragoon to take the lead of what his father accomplished to us.

Dragoonception

 

Dragoon the Boss - RockstarGames

Dragoon the Big Boss - Dragoon1010

Dragoon the Solid Snake - Fun DA PANDA

Dragoon the Venom Snake - Yan2295

Dragoon the Liquid Snake - XXII

 

 

REAL SPOILERS IF YOU DIDN'T PLAY MGS V

 

 

The Boss died and told Big Boss to make da the real peace.

Big Boss didn't understand and started making mistakes such as leaking internal information.

So I raised the Solid Snake to make da the real peace and to kill Big Boss because I was jealous according to ipeluche

I killed Big Boss and thats why you don't see him here anymore.

Then one asshole who raised up calling himself the Venom Snake thinking that he was the real Big Boss started leaking internal information such as release dates.

Me the Solid Snake heard the news and started planning to kill the Venom Snake.

Another one raised up who was actually a corrupted clone of Big Boss calling himself the Liquid Snake.

Me the Solid Snake heard the news again and started planning to kill him after the Venom Snake.

To save the world, I have to kill the leakers as one of them and then retire.

 

 

 

 

 

Actually...

 

(MGS series spoilers)

 

You (Solid Snake) were fooled by The Patriots (Rockstar) to kill all leakers, so that they could control all the information about GTA. You killed Liquid, Venom and Big Boss, which led to The Patriots acquiring absolute control of all information about DLCs. The Patriots will use this information to release boring one car per week updates in order to make more shark card money. You were tricked and have to destroy the Patriots' control over leaks to restore the normal, bigger update cycle. The real Boss was actually The Benz, who wanted bigger updates for all GTA fans to enjoy. Realise The Boss' will by destroying the Patriots' control, Solid, you have to!

 

 

Edited April 20, 2016 by tenpennyisplainevil

[jdv95]

I miss the ill gotten gains era. Yes it was just a couple of materialistic things but atleast there where new and exiting. And that was Also a multi-part update.

[CUTS3R]

I want a new hipster update

[TKDSnovelist]

WWII german soldiers helmet would look good on that with the bandana

 

hell yeah, we have the tommygun, why not add the MP-40 & some classic uniforms aswell?

 

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I miss the ill gotten gains era. Yes it was just a couple of materialistic things but atleast there where new and exiting. And that was Also a multi-part update.

They outdid themselves with those updates, I thought they were a sign of what's to come. Guess not...

[Hunter]

 

Sure, we all know you want the Hunter, but why?, if it's added it'd do the same the other attack choppers do, so what's the difference?, why do you want it?, GTA is not a war/military game, and it has way to much war/military content for a game about crime. And yeah, the tank was always there... as it is know, but until IV there was no (official) multiplayer, you can see how overpowered military vehicles affect negatively the free roam experience, i was just sharing the other day how two jets were chasing me because of butthurt, free roam is completely unbalanced thanks to these OP vehicles.

 

As i said before, can't see why the already abundant selection of military vehicles can't satisfy the needs of those who can't play on equal conditions and need to have an unfair advantage in order to enjoy themselves, f*ck, there are more military vehicles than super sport cars.

 

It's a f**king Apache - what more do you need to say? Besides, a RetnuH would most likely have no/little auto-stabilizing, which means it could dodge missiles better, do stunts, and be generally much more maneuverable.

 

GTA always had military vehicles, and they're sure as hell not going anywhere.

 

And as for all this stuff about helicopters being overpowered, just lol. And extra lol. And more lol on top of that.

[CUTS3R]

I have to agree with Hunterman, helicopters are everything but overpowered, but thats a subject that does not belong in this thread.

[FlacidJack]

UNLOCK

THE DAMN

CONTACT

MISSION

CREATOR

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hyperar]

It's a f**king Apache - what more do you need to say? Besides, a RetnuH would most likely have no/little auto-stabilizing, which means it could dodge missiles better, do stunts, and be generally much more maneuverable.

 

GTA always had military vehicles, and they're sure as hell not going anywhere.

 

And as for all this stuff about helicopters being overpowered, just lol. And extra lol. And more lol on top of that.

So another attack chopper to make free roam even more unbalanced and a bunch of lolz, ok

[Dragoon1010]

Haha i like your story about MGS, i'm big fan of this licence, and your joke is very good ^^.

 

But sorry, i'm not old ! "révélation"

 

R* = The Boss ? No ! T2 = The Boss !

Edited April 20, 2016 by Dragoon1010

[tenpennyisplainevil]

 

WWII german soldiers helmet would look good on that with the bandana

 

hell yeah, we have the tommygun, why not add the MP-40 & some classic uniforms aswell?

 

 

If this happens I'm going to run around in uniform and with the MP40 in my hand, killing everybody I meet. The term schweinehund will be used plentiful

[Hunter]

So another attack chopper to make free roam even more unbalanced and a bunch of lolz, ok

 

I have a whole thread packed full of examples of why they're not overpowered:

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/852343-why-the-homing-launcher-is-unnecessary-for-helicopters/

 

If you still think they are, well uh ... Have some more lols, and discuss it there where it will at least be on topic.

[jdv95]

So did fun just mess around with his statement about air and new vehicles? Haven't seen it being mentioned ever since.

[Retroview1955]

I speculate ze next DLC will be something with bikers.

I doubt it. Those kids just started crying about wanting it yesterday. If Rockstar is doing requests now, there are other requests already queued like helicopters and tuner cars for Benny's. The next DLC won't be bikers theme. Maybe sometime down the road.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

I speculate ze next DLC will be something with bikers.

I doubt it. Those kids just started crying about wanting it yesterday. If Rockstar is doing requests now, there are other requests already queued like helicopters and tuner cars for Benny's. The next DLC won't be bikers theme. Maybe sometime down the road.

I doubt it. They'll probably go back to doing super cars now that everybody is complaining about lowriders. And then people will whine about super cars again. Rinse and repeat.

[hyperar]

 

 

 

So another attack chopper to make free roam even more unbalanced and a bunch of lolz, ok

 

I have a whole thread packed full of examples of why they're not overpowered:

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/852343-why-the-homing-launcher-is-unnecessary-for-helicopters/

 

If you still think they are, well uh ... Have some more lols, and discuss it there where it will at least be on topic.

 

No, of course not, infinite continously spamming homing missiles are not OP against a guy on foot. Choppers are not even the biggest problem, the jets are the problem, still, too many military vehicles that make the game unbalanced. Don't get me wrong, they are not the only problem, the stupid homing launcher is also an issue.

[Tails Prower]

I just love some of the nonsense over the last few pages, been a hard week for me so far and humour/silly posts always make me chuckle. Good work!

 

Biker DLC would be nice but I'd actually like if they'd get on with the Stunt Races DLC/Car Pack since they've never removed that Stunt Races section of the Jobs

menu.

[jdv95]

 

 

I speculate ze next DLC will be something with bikers.

I doubt it. Those kids just started crying about wanting it yesterday. If Rockstar is doing requests now, there are other requests already queued like helicopters and tuner cars for Benny's. The next DLC won't be bikers theme. Maybe sometime down the road.

I doubt it. They'll probably go back to doing super cars now that everybody is complaining about lowriders. And then people will whine about super cars again. Rinse and repeat. i don't complain about super cars but then again anything would be welcome that is not a Benny related update.

[Emu War]

 

 

WWII german soldiers helmet would look good on that with the bandana

hell yeah, we have the tommygun, why not add the MP-40 & some classic uniforms aswell?

 

 

If this happens I'm going to run around in uniform and with the MP40 in my hand, killing everybody I meet. The term schweinehund will be used plentifulGTA:Einsatzgruppen

 

Might as well add a King Tiger and an ME-242. Why stop there? Kubelwagen as a PV. Kar98k. FG42. Don't forget a U-Boat to further the GTA Wermacht's operations!

Edited April 20, 2016 by Longhorns