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GTA Online jokes

Toxic_Paradox

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Alvarez

Alvarez

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Anyone who takes K/D ratio seriously in this.

Unfortunately me

 

 

 

- lagswitches time

- teleports behind his back

- pulls katana

- "Pssssh... nothin personell... K/D"

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Irish O'African

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Anyone who takes K/D ratio seriously in this.

Unfortunately me

 

- lagswitches time

- teleports behind his back

- pulls katana

- "Pssssh... nothin personell... K/D"

Edgehog.jpg

 

 

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Nice meme. xD

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Arachne

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Here's a complete joke:

 

Grand Theft Auto Online

 

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

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Gtao tried to parody real life capitalism.

 

Becomes what it tried to parody, breaking the 4th wall.

 

Banhammer=(corrupt)cops

Rockstar=CEO/criminal overlord controlling the whole thing

Players=ballas, vagos and all other groups players steal from.

Cheaters=small petty criminals hunted by incompetent corrupt cops.

 

To this day....it still makes me chuckle now and then when noticing the connections.

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Matyrosas

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It's a bird? It's a plane? No! It's someone trying to enter in the session!

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CrysisAverted

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pvp

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Hunter

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Maybe this isn't quite a joke as such, but it might make you laugh. It made me laugh anyway.

 

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King Rossey

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Anyone who takes K/D ratio seriously in this.

Some people have OCD and can't help it , hell I get annoyed if it's not an interval of 0 or 5 😂😂
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DangerZ0neX

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Why did the young player known as xX_$w4gg3r_Xx call Pegasus for his Hydra down in Vespucci Helipads?

 

 

 

So he could fly to the other side of the map!

 

...

 

Literally...

 

He literally flew to the other side of the map just to kill two low levels messing around on seasharks on the northern beach of the state, continuously harassing them for a K/D farming routine.

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Homemade Dynamite

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What is a novice GTA racer's favorite sauce? Catch-up.

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Cackling Jack

Cackling Jack

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Doing Deliver the emp with randoms with no mic

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Alvarez

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Doing Deliver the emp with randoms with no mic

"Ok, we are going either the pair team classic approach or sole expert method, the chances are standing, wait, let me do the number crunch real quick..."

"Alright chums, let's do this! LEEROOOOY JEEENKINS!!!"

"Oh my God, he just went right in..."

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Sky_Light12

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a huge one , before you've opened it , make sure you prepared some snacks and drink to enjoy

 

 

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Shootinalloveryourface

Shootinalloveryourface

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Knock knock

Whos there?

A noob...

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Alvarez

Alvarez

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Knock knock

Whos there?

A noob...

 

A noob who?

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EkaSwede

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Knock knock

Whos there?

A noob...

 

A noob who?

 

Anubis?

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Sky_Light12

Sky_Light12

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can steal or even store high-end cars in SP

" too hot to modify " " too hot to store " in online mode......... it's called GRAND THEFT AUTO , you sick f*cks

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Shootinalloveryourface

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Knock knock

Whos there?
A noob...

 

A noob who?

A noob who is gonna first person marksman strafe kill you hiding behind his T20

 

 

:beerhat:

 

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Alvarez

Alvarez

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Knock knock

Who's there?

 

A Besra.

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Broblab

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what do you call a guy who blows up a special cargo?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

idk he got kicked before i could see his name.

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Shootinalloveryourface

Shootinalloveryourface

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Knock knock

Who's there?

A noob...

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Alvarez

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"Yo, fool, that's me, Lamar. I have a special offer to ya - word goes around that some rich guy has a warehouse full of stuff. Valuable stuff. So I thought he needs some spring cleaning you know what I mean?"

"IT'S ME YOU IDIOT."

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