Favorite Assistant Gender?

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Should have set up a poll.

 

But still. The female's great. I've extracted some of her audio files from the game to use as my notifications.

 

 

And I can use this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

 

[techgamer15]

Male because the female one is annoying and likes reminding you of how much you suck at sorting out problems with your business.

[scalliano]

Female in the hope that she'd tell me where she buys her workwear. No such joy.

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

OT:

 

My assistant is female, the one with the long straight bob is the prettiest, the other ones all have fugly hair.

 

I don't know what Tumblr has to do with a virtual in game assitant but ok. Idiocy.

Literally 100% agree

[ciel]

f*ck, just noticed the spelling error.

Edited December 8, 2016 by Candy Suxxx

[Weekendwarrior]

Female. She is so cute I want to squish her face.

[ThaSouljaCity]

I picked female completely expecting under the table blowjobs and such, sadly to no avail

 

She does say that she'll do anything, as long as it's legal

[No Use For A Name]

My female assistant is an annoying bimbo. I've perma-muted her, even if it's to tell me the details of a crate pickup I don't listen. I just guess on what to do. She'll eventually blow her way to middle management, so gold star for her.

 

Only met the guy assistant once. He was a condescending asshole, so I'm done accepting office invites from anyone

[-LN-]

 

No offence, but I seriously hope that neither of you are being serious here.

Are we ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I dunno, but if you are, I'd like to invite you to join the 21st century and leave the 18th behind where it belongs.

[The Jungz]

 

 

No offence, but I seriously hope that neither of you are being serious here.

Are we ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I dunno, but if you are, I'd like to invite you to join the 21st century and leave the 18th behind where it belongs.

 

I think your Humor Detectortm is malfunctioning, please contact the nearest repairman as soon as possible.

[-LN-]

 

 

I dunno, but if you are, I'd like to invite you to join the 21st century and leave the 18th behind where it belongs.

 

I think your Humor Detectortm is malfunctioning, please contact the nearest repairman as soon as possible.

 

 

Haha, just checking--you can never be so sure anymore. After all the things I've heard in game and seen in the real world, nothing surprises me anymore.

[Sussus Amongus]

Should have set up a poll.

Done that. I have no idea why I didn't do it as soon as I made the thread.

[Perkele6666]

Triggered my assistant´s gender is Apache AH 64 attack helicopter.

[Sussus Amongus]

Triggered my assistant´s gender is Apache AH 64 attack helicopter.

Check the poll again.

Edited December 9, 2016 by Pastry

[Locce]

I have different assistants for my two characters, but I strongly prefer the female one. For example, when I choose a personal vehicle and the male assistant answers "They are actioning your request right now." he sounds like every marketing idiot ever.

[Skeve613]

They were both annoying me, so I got rid of them both and hired a rotorless-Buzzard to run my desk instead so I could say I was employing disabled individuals.... also a lot less obnoxiously talkative, too.

[Watain]

The female. First - she's a female and I'm a man, after all. Second - she says I look great in my biker outfit, so... I wouldn't have it any other way, really.

[derek0514]

The girl of course. That dark haired cute gal reminds me of some gals I met off SA. She says she will do anything as long as not illegal. I don't believe sugar dating is and with my cozy apartment at the office......

 

She gets paid $300 per day - my $9000 sale of stolen car every game day (usually add store robbery then parachute job right before sale so add another 4 or 5k) more than pays that even if that's all I made that day. Super deal.

Edited December 8, 2016 by derek0514

[ciel]

The first filter matches her personality.

 

Yeah, I'm bored.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited December 9, 2016 by Candy Suxxx

[feiaschdada]

I'm female but I have female assistant. Any guys hiring guy assistant?

Yes, there are. And don't feel any need to change that.

Edited December 9, 2016 by feiaschdada

[POWER TRIPPING STAFF]

My assistant told me she he it is "non-binary"

Edited December 9, 2016 by Compton Menace

[Nerfgoth]

I got one of each the girl got the dude and vice versa!

I think the dude is gay and that is pretty cool!

[Xion Hunter]

Female.

 

My character is lesbian.

 

Also I hate her style in Old Spice Warm or w/e but the entire office in pure wood is beautiful.

[jpm1]

my secretary is a beautiful little black pussy

[SkynetOnlineID]

On my male character I prefer a male assistant and on my female character I prefer a female assistant.

 

Sometimes I pretend that I'm Mr Burns from the Simpsons and the male assistant is Waylon Smithers. I guess I'm just weird.

[StormerBoy]

I wonder how many guys out there would like a male assistant, but thought others would judge so went with female.

[Gridl0k]

Only really works one way round;

 

[jpm1]

there are several female assistants. if you take default office, you'll get a beautiful black pussy, and if you take the wooden office you'll get a brown little pussy

[RPH85]

I often use my female character and I chose the female assistant since i'm aiming for an all-female organization.

[SageFan]

I've only ever used the female one but honestly neither. I would've much preferred a talking robot assistant who could give me back rubs and tell me jokes.