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Favorite Assistant Gender?

Sussus Amongus

By Sussus Amongus
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Whoa he finally added a poll?  

112 members have voted

  1. 1. Read the topic title.

    • Male.
      17
    • Female.
      57
    • Helisexual.
      17
    • Did you just make me assume my assistant's gender? *TRIGGERED*
      21

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Hazel Mae

Hazel Mae

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The Female is a basic combative tumblr bitch and the male is an complete kiss ass "Sub"

 

At least he Female one isn't a complete "Sub" of a bitch, but she is still a dick at times.

So I take it you've never held a job? You won't get anywhere being a dickhead to your boss.

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Khephera

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The Female is a basic combative tumblr bitch and the male is an complete kiss ass "Sub"

 

At least he Female one isn't a complete "Sub" of a bitch, but she is still a dick at times.

So I take it you've never held a job? You won't get anywhere being a dickhead to your boss.

 

So I take it you've never held a job without an actual boss?

Otherwise you won't conflate those two things as being inclusive. ;)

 

And what has his or her comment to do with his or her personal life? If s/he thinks the assistant is a dickhead, then it's partially because R* has designed and programmed it that way. R* doesn't change reality or human behaviour/interaction in real life. So a programmed virtual employee who is acting like a dickhead towards the boss can be just like that and can be percieved as such without getting punished by the boss or the customers.... because it's a game, a virtual reality!

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Shimmer

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The Female is a basic combative tumblr bitch and the male is an complete kiss ass "Sub"

 

At least he Female one isn't a complete "Sub" of a bitch, but she is still a dick at times.

I don't think that describes the female assistant at all. I'm .. well was an Arrow fan and trust me the female tumblr fans of that show are nothing like the assistant in gta. They are much worse. Hint my avatar.

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GR Choke

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i would pick the female assistant because women have to do what the man says

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TeammateHelper

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Female, because the male assistant reminds me too much of how I was when I was an intern IRL.

 

Didn't even go anywhere in that company.

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M*A*R*I*N*A

M*A*R*I*N*A

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I just chose the girl. As biased as it sounds I would of picked a gay male if that was an option.

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Dondara

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had the female but her condescending tone was too much. The male seems more ass kissy, I like that

 

"Did I tell you I have an MBA?"

"And yet here you are handing out snacks to criminals."

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ji.Ruichi

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I'm female but I have female assistant. Any guys hiring guy assistant? ;)

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DentureDynamite

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None. They're both annoying as heck. After my last (and final) 16 crates were destroyed by a jet twat, my CEO office, warehouses, etc. have been permanently designated for growing mold and providing a haven for digital spiders and roaches.

 

The concept of assistants is just as annoying as the fact that the only thing that "makes me a CEO" is using a generic iFruit PC in an multi-million dollar high-rise building. With an overpriced "Gun Locker" just so I don't have clutter in my weapons wheel.

 

If I actually wanted to do CEO work, I should be given the option to run it from oh, I don't know--say, the Heist room already in my three-level apartment--you know, like I already paid for, and that has an accessible garage underneath it with cars I don't pay extra for to use. And that already has a gun locker I can't use.

 

More epic Shark Card trolling from R*.

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TeammateHelper

TeammateHelper

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had the female but her condescending tone was too much. The male seems more ass kissy, I like that

 

"Did I tell you I have an MBA?"

"And yet here you are handing out snacks to criminals."

Mine does not hand out snacks to criminals. My lawyers will be handling any further questions about my business.

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Robaldinio

Robaldinio

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Female. She's bitchy, she's got two degrees (both in finance), and she'll do anything as long as it's legal... -ish.

But what will she do in return for some shares? :whistle:

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L337jonas

L337jonas

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Hate to sound snarky, but... what does it matter?

You can rest assured that you don't sound snarky, just contrary. I sound snarky.

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Coleco

Coleco

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I walked past my female assistant once and she said "Please don't be creepy." :blink:

 

Since then I occasionally like to sit opposite her desk and wink or blow a kiss after catching her eye

 

coleco_sit_28a.jpg

 

 

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mute!

mute!

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Male.

Im too shy to speak with female lol.

And forgot what i wanted to ask :/

serious?

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Ker Juice

Ker Juice

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I'll go with the female, the dude is annoying.

I prefer the female as well, but I think she's a little more annoying.

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Alihunter

Alihunter

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Male.

Im too shy to speak with female lol.

And forgot what i wanted to ask :/

serious?

 

Yes i hate this freaking thing of my self

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Tech-Noir

Tech-Noir

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I got the office the other day and couldn't be happier I picked the guy. He's always so enthusiastic and compliments my garage and my work. While I just want to deck my friend's female associate in her dumb face.

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Pedinhuh

Pedinhuh

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Female, because I was hoping she would bounce on my boy!

 

 

 

 

 

...Not many people here will get this

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Wtfdontlickme

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I wish my assistant would dress like my character, all blacked out with red eyes and skull tattoo.. anyways I choose the female. Though I'll give the guy a chance.

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TheFroggmann

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I'm female but I have female assistant. Any guys hiring guy assistant? ;)

 

Yep, the male one is way less annoying. Originally both chars (Male and Female) had female assistants. During an office upgrade I went to a male on my female's char. After I found he was WAY less annoying both chars had male assistants.

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The Jungz

The Jungz

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Female because only women should be in positions of submission.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:santa:

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-LN-

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I've only ever had the female assistant; she's often far too serious and a bit jumpy though. I just want her to relax, have fun, and stop calling me "boss". Everyone is equal in my corporation.

 

i would pick the female assistant because women have to do what the man says

Female because only women should be in positions of submission.

 

No offence, but I seriously hope that neither of you are being serious here. :/

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ciel

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Female because only women should be in positions of submission.

 

 

 

:santa:

 

 

Your name doesn't sound rapey at all, nope.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:santa:

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The Jungz

The Jungz

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No offence, but I seriously hope that neither of you are being serious here. :/

Are we ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:santa:

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ciel

ciel

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OT:

 

My assistant is female, the one with the long straight bob is the prettiest, the other ones all have fugly hair.

 

I don't know what Tumblr has to do with a virtual in game assitant but ok. Idiocy.

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OCDee

OCDee

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It's a necro from the summer, what can you expect?

 

I see necroing is a common thing on this board, regardless of which section I go to.

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dewtech

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I've only ever had the female assistant, so I guess the votes got to be for her.

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