Favorite Assistant Gender?

[MeisterJazz]

I want Soundwave as my damn assistant but I chose the male.

[EkaSwede]

Wait, the male assistant sends threats over the phone?

[Sussus Amongus]

Wait, the male assistant sends threats over the phone?

Not to you or anything. To some unnamed dudes. "Ay, I know guys that will break your legs if you don't come through with this contract." and such. You can hear it around the office a good bit.

Edited June 18, 2016 by Pastry

[Sentinel Driver]

Female because it would have felt weird to have a male assistant

[TheLordMarvel]

 

Wait, the male assistant sends threats over the phone?

Not to you or anything. To some unnamed dudes. "Ay, I know guys that will break your legs if you don't come through with this contract." and such. You can hear it around the office a good bit.

 

 

Female assistant threatens people over the phone as well. She can be heard threatening to shove the phone up some person's ass, lol.

[Wombater]

I originally had the female assistant because... well, you know - Supergirl, The Devil Wears Prada, cliches...

 

but there were three things that I really couldn't stand -

 

- her annoying voice

- the fact she constantly brags about her two degrees... i mean, i'm pretty sure our character doesn't have any and look where she is...

 

and most important of all...

 

I absolutely hated the way she greeted me whenever I went in - she does this really weird half stand-sit pose and waves. It's just annoying to me - you either stand or sit. Couldn't give a pigeon's feathery anus which one you pick.

 

had to splurge 150k on a male assistant... #worthit

[OfficialTwiggz]

There's been a few times where I've walked in, and she has said three greetings to me in one go.

 

Boss, looking sharp today boss, anything you need boss?

 

sh*ts annoying

[TKDSnovelist]

Female.

 

Because it means there's less chance of the toilet seat being left up

 

But our characters don't leave waste? Also, this is a myth.

[Pinkarella]

I chose the female and Lord, what is this???

Every time I get in my office, she jumps up like I caught her watching some seriously pervert porn. Plus her comments are pretty weird... Like once I came in and she was on the phone yelling, talk to me like this one more time and show you how deep I can shove this down your throat. ?!?!?!

[IamCourtney]

I went with the girl. Her name is Lucy and shes Courtney's cousin from the old country. Courtney loves being called Boss...

[Elder Maxson]

Female.

 

Gotta have a nice peace of ass in the office. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[TheTruthIsFree]

This thread is hilarious

[LieutenantLoserz]

Female, I hate that half stand up sh*t she do, I also hate how rude she is to my associates, is the male rude to associates?

[Arrows to Athens]

I would like a transwoman. Sex would be male, but gender would be female. Of course, she would have gone through hormone therapy and sexual reassignment surgery.

Edited June 18, 2016 by Arrows to Athens

[labrat_md]

Female.

 

Gotta have a nice peace of ass in the office. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Hahaha funniest unintentional joke I've read in a while! "Peace of ass" It's like you're saying; "I've had enough dudes wreaking havoc in my ass for a good while now, time to get myself a girl and give my ass some well deserved peacetime!"

[HeavyDuke]

I wish my assistant was a mix of both!

 

'Incert disgusting tranny picture'

That would make everyone entering puke and leave.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

I wish my assistant was a mix of both!

Yikes.

 

I went with female, first pick. Switched to male, then back to female because she seemed less annoying.

 

Now, I walk past and don't say a word to my woman.

 

That's a drag queen, not an Intersex person or a transgender.

 

He's actually a cisgender male who dresses and acts like a female for entertainment purposes, so if anything, he's a cross dresser.

Edited June 18, 2016 by Arrows to Athens

[Jenkiiii]

I've got a female secretary; she's really annoying.

 

I've got a male secretary, he's really annoying.

Anyone seeing a similar pattern here, connected to a 150k price tag for the change?

[ash-274]

I'm pissed at my (female) assistant.

 

I'm taking off to get the Golden Minigun cargo and she says

"Well this is certainly unusual - a twenty-four carat gold six barrel machine gun. Used to belong to a Colombian, now it belongs to us."

"Us?" US?! US?!

You sit in an office, dispense snacks, and take and make phone calls.

I bought the gun, fly out to it, kill more than a half dozen cops, escape said cops, fly it to my warehouse, and assume all the risk. It ain't "ours", it's mine.

I chose the female and Lord, what is this???

Every time I get in my office, she jumps up like I caught her watching some seriously pervert porn. Plus her comments are pretty weird... Like once I came in and she was on the phone yelling, talk to me like this one more time and show you how deep I can shove this down your throat. ?!?!?!

She's Karen Daniels' ex.

[High King]

Well I'm happy to know that someone else picked a male assistant AND the Contrast decor. Great choices.

[TheSkullmasher]

Neither. They both suck and only find me clients who are non-secretive, thieves, or expect me to do extra work for their goods.

[Shootinalloveryourface]

I wanted to choose a male for roleplay, but there's no manly, hunky assistants. They're all suck up tweebs which is such a turn off.

 

So I went with a female assistant who is lovely

[mute!]

I only know the female. Don't won't to pay extra to change.

[nWo_Y2J_2015]

I personally prefer the male assistant. His sarcastic comments, threatening phone calls and the simple hype he has for our organization makes him for me. Also, I think he looks sexy as f*ck with the Executive: Contrast decor no homo.

Already a thread about this.

 

Which Executive Assistant did you choose?

[Hondaslayer]

I'm pissed at my (female) assistant.

 

I'm taking off to get the Golden Minigun cargo and she says

"Well this is certainly unusual - a twenty-four carat gold six barrel machine gun. Used to belong to a Colombian, now it belongs to us."

"Us?" US?! US?!

You sit in an office, dispense snacks, and take and make phone calls.

I bought the gun, fly out to it, kill more than a half dozen cops, escape said cops, fly it to my warehouse, and assume all the risk. It ain't "ours", it's mine.

I chose the female and Lord, what is this???

Every time I get in my office, she jumps up like I caught her watching some seriously pervert porn. Plus her comments are pretty weird... Like once I came in and she was on the phone yelling, talk to me like this one more time and show you how deep I can shove this down your throat. ?!?!?!

She's Karen Daniels' ex.

 

Us as in the business. You incorporated for a reason. You are a legitimate business man, There's no way you would knowingly purchase stolen machine guns, and you certainly would not buy a machine gun without the proper paper work... You just go to the locations that your receptionist tells you to go to. Clearly she's responsible for this mix up, officer.

[ash-274]

I realized something today

While the assistant's clothing changes with the office decor, their wardrobe can change (a little) without changing the decor.

I joined Online and went to the office and she had a black jacket on over a white blouse. All the other times I came back to the office, no jacket.

[Alihunter]

Male.

Im too shy to speak with female lol.

And forgot what i wanted to ask

[whywontyoulisten]

One of my friends picked the female assistant and got a male for the intro. After berating him for not being able to tick a simple box properly, said male turned into a female next time he went into the office (and no, he didn't pay to change them). Anyone else had this?

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

The Female is a basic combative tumblr bitch and the male is an complete kiss ass "Sub"

 

At least he Female one isn't a complete "Sub" of a bitch, but she is still a dick at times.

[ciel]

Female, don't want or need to try out the male assistant. I love her constant resting bitch face, she makes it attractive. And I'm weird.

Edited June 26, 2016 by Candy Suxxx