My secretary is a troll, but what does she mean by...

[Jenkiiii]

What does my secretary mean by "How do you tell your children apart"?

The best answer I've had so far is, she's a complete whore and has so many of her own kids she can't tell them apart either, and was wondering how you do the same?

 

Any other fun suggestions? I can't work it out.

[Feurian42]

It's a jab by R*cause so many people complain about the characters all looking the same, at least that's the way I took it.

[Forty-Five-Auto]

She's talking about your personal vehicles.

[TCA]

Uhm, what?

Edited June 17, 2016 by TCA

[Sky_Light12]

well , how about hiring male secretary instead ?

[Smooth Longsack]

She's talking about your personal vehicles.

This. You baby your cars, no?

[Hunter]

She gave your children so many free snacks, that they're literally unidentifiable, due to all the excess weight from those snacks.

 

She genuinely wonders how you can tell them apart.

[Jenkiiii]

Cars are "children"?

 

Boats and planes are often referred to as "she", but I've not heard anyone call their car a "child". Weird. Perhaps my "baby", but surely not "children"?

[rodrich266]

Mine says "how do you choose between your children?" But it has always meant how do you choose between your cars, since your cars are your babies haha

[Jenkiiii]

well , how about hiring male secretary instead ?

 

Does the male secretary also make sarcastic comments? No idea.

[Sky_Light12]

 

well , how about hiring male secretary instead ?

 

Does the male secretary also make sarcastic comments? No idea.

 

well , never see someone hired male assistant before

[Jenkiiii]

Mine says "how do you choose between your children?" But it has always meant how do you choose between your cars, since your cars are your babies haha

 

That's the expression, but I'm sure it's Rockstar trolling.

 

"Looking sharp today, boss", regardless of what I'm wearing.

 

"Here comes the main man", which no-one would ever say with sincerity.

 

She's a sarcastic bitch, lol.

[Hazel Mae]

 

well , how about hiring male secretary instead ?

 

Does the male secretary also make sarcastic comments? No idea.

 

Yeah, all the time. He's also really hyped to make money. And he threatens to sue people, and tells people over the phone that he has friends who will break their legs.

[Tonguegirl]

I think it means you spend so much time at the office you can barely recognise them. She is a Cu*t though.

 

Edited June 17, 2016 by Tonguegirl

[Sky_Light12]

 

Mine says "how do you choose between your children?" But it has always meant how do you choose between your cars, since your cars are your babies haha

 

That's the expression, but I'm sure it's Rockstar trolling.

 

"Looking sharp today, boss", regardless of what I'm wearing.

 

"Here comes the main man", which no-one would ever say with sincerity.

 

She's a sarcastic bitch, lol.

 

for first compliment , dialogue often makes no sense as with other NPCs ( e.g A : " has your family ever let you down ? " B : " yeah i agree " ) , so even if you're wearing pogo mask , shirtless and paired with boxers , she stills compliment you

 

but hey , i should say " i'll take that , as compliment " or " thanks "

Edited June 17, 2016 by Sky_Light12

[fw3]

She's referring to the pre-pubescent Associates we hire, where the average age is between 9 and 14.

<sigh>

[InYeezusWeTrust]

 

 

She literally only says it when you bring up your cars to select and you still couldn't figure this out??

[labrat_md]

 

[fw3]

Any other fun suggestions?

Jenkiiii, I think other folks who've replied may have missed this important statement in your original post. <sigh, again>

Edited June 17, 2016 by fw3

[Jenkiiii]

 

Any other fun suggestions?

Jenkiiii, I think other folks who've replied may have missed this important statement in your original post. <sigh, again>

 

 

Yep, the thread is a dud... it was supposed to be fun, but the trolls have ruined it.

 

There is no way the secretary is referring to cars. As a father myself, it sounds really odd, and no parent would say something weird like that. Maybe I missed the point. She's a recent graduate and hasn't a lot of experience yet. Me and my friends were discussing this last night, and none of us could work out what she's actually referring too, and funnily enough we're all dads.

 

I'm asking for a lock because I don't want any sh*t today... cheers to folks who responded cheerfully and understood the point of this thread.

Edited June 17, 2016 by Jenkiiii

[Kirsty]

Locked on request.