You're Stuck In LS Forever – What Job Do You Get?

[Coleco]

Could I become a Rockstar Server?

 

That way I could spend pretty much all of my time not working.

 

 

 

[livejoker]

I want to be a cloud then, so people could stare at me for hours on end.

[Misanthrope Z]

i want to be the guy that sentences people to jail the Bad Sport lobby

Edited June 18, 2016 by Handsome Z

[bossofzeeland]

A dock worker. I just like being close to the water and you have a nice view!

[EarlyLifeFailure]

I chose homeless, no job, other and be a car thief. I would sell Sandkings, sentinels and dubstas and save until I have enough to buy an apartment. Then I would also buy a warehouse, set up a cannabis factory and sell my product to the cannabis dispensers.

[Hurst.]

I'd just go to Paleto Bay, work in the Goldenbuns bakery and relax.

[Oink]

I probably become like Jack Reacher, the tall one from the books that is, not the manlet Tom Cruise from the movies,

 

"There's this guy. He's a kind of cop, at least he used to be. He doesn't care about proof, he doesn't care about the law, he only cares about what's right."

[Broblab]

i voted other.

 

i want to be my character as they seem to be the only ones who dont permanently die.

 

just about everybody else would be a sh*t job or have a strong likelihood of dying.

 

i'd rather just be a gtao character and not worry about getting mowed down walking to the store and just be gone.

[SeveralChickens]

Exotic dancer I guess?

 

[CaptainMarvel]

Radio Talk show host being all creepy on that rich divorcee and school teacher Sue Murray.

[fw3]

I never mentioned which job I'd take, and after careful consideration, I realized my job of choice isn't even on the list!

Duh!

 

I'd be a Prison Guard.

 

I mean, how hard could it be? The prison is an active place and any time you go near it, there's people all over the place.
But what a great job to have, especially since, well, the cops in Los Santos never actually arrest anyone – they just murder anyone who even casually breaks the law.

Of course, I'm not sure what kind of qualifications you'd need or even if they were hiring. But still... y'know?

 

[JMemphis]

 

Really ? No prison option ?

 

I'd be a train conductor. Nothing can stop or destroy a train in GTA5. So I'll be safe from all of the lunatics that roam around San Andreas.

you can shoot the train driver, the train just keeps going

I'll be the train itself then.haha "The human train"

[-Nich-]

Dignity Village!!!

[psymin]

I guess I'd be the mayor of paleto bay

 

 

or a homeless guy in dignity village with delusions of grandeur....

 

in which case I'll probably jump in front of a train and be done with it.

[BondageKitty]

"I want to work the liquor or 24/7 store"

 

Said no one ever.

[DangerZ0neX]

I like to think of my character as someone who dropped out of college because of laziness even though he's fully capable of getting a good GPA, so if he gives up on all of his criminal pleasures as well as his empire he'd return to studying at the local university and give himself a decent life as well as a nice paying job...

 

...or end up as a barista at the Bean Machine because of the recent recession that hit Los Santos because everything practically quadrupled in price.

[OptiCog]

Selling cars... As in stealing a Baller and selling it at an LSC once a month. $9,000 per month for one car per month doesn't sound too bad, especially with the incompetent cops.

[Shootinalloveryourface]

Prostitute.

 

I just figure in a virtual world, with no opportunities to expand outside of the one city, why not spend my days having fun?

I'd be a serial killer.

Not a job, unless you're taking contract work only?

Could I become a Rockstar Server?

 

That way I could spend pretty much all of my time not working.

 

 

 

Laughed pretty hard to this.

[FrugalDangerMan]

Exotic dancer I guess?

 

...on Tuesday afternoons I assume?

[Handsome Jack]

Prostitute.

 

I just figure in a virtual world, with no opportunities to expand outside of the one city, why not spend my days having fun?

I'd be a serial killer.

Not a job, unless you're taking contract work only?

Could I become a Rockstar Server?

 

That way I could spend pretty much all of my time not working.

 

 

 

Laughed pretty hard to this.

 

Maybe contract work, but I could steal the cash off of them when their dead, and since we gotta eat. Well, lets just say i'll be having a few for dinner. Lmao

[Shootinalloveryourface]

 

Prostitute.

 

I just figure in a virtual world, with no opportunities to expand outside of the one city, why not spend my days having fun?

I'd be a serial killer.

Not a job, unless you're taking contract work only?

Could I become a Rockstar Server?

 

That way I could spend pretty much all of my time not working.

 

 

 

Laughed pretty hard to this.

 

Maybe contract work, but I could steal the cash off of them when their dead, and since we gotta eat. Well, lets just say i'll be having a few for dinner. Lmao

Touché

[GR Choke]

i don't know how i would get the job but a hitman

[zoso80]

I'd take the easy way out.

[dewtech]

I'd take the male assistant role.

 

$300 a day, in a place where no weapons can be carried

[Garland137]

Get a job at Benny's. That dude makes mad cash.

[AboveTheLawHD]

Work at Benny's get $$$ cash and "travel" to Northern San Andreas! Screw Southern San Andreas.

Edited July 1, 2016 by AboveTheLawHD

[Raj The Rager]

Do what I do in real life, be an Information technologist.

Edited July 1, 2016 by Chamberman20

[fw3]

Do what I do in real life, be an Information technologist.

As stated in that Aerosmith song, "living on the edge!"

[Angelababy16]

I'll be a stripper and work part time at a nail shop LOLOL jk.. I would work at suburbans o,o