You're Stuck In LS Forever – What Job Do You Get?

[fw3]

I also find it funny how you mention being a "toolbag" in your thread but I've seen you being a "toolbag" in other peoples threads. Bit of a double standard there.

Toolbag comes in, disregards note about "don't be a toolbag," points fingers without citing anything to back up his claim, all while a whining, whistly "n'yahh" escapes his baggy panties.

 

See that door over there, hon - the one that says, B*tch & Moan Thread? Yes, that's for you. Go there and tell the world your gripe. They'll care more, there.

 

[DedetOS1]

Actually,it would be fun to see who voted for which option.Wonder who voted for taxi driver or dock worker lol

Edited June 17, 2016 by Freak_Show

[8up local]

i voted none of the above...

 

while i wouldn't mind being a autobody/mechanic, reality is i would do just what i am doing right now IRL, own my own landscaping and mowing business.

 

someone has to take care of you f*ckers lawns.

[Rammer2k]

LS Customs is where it's at. Where else can you charge over 50K just for a Horn?

[pollopelao]

Ill be a fedex worker delivering crates to some vip xd

[fw3]

Actually,it would be fun to see who voted for which option.Wonder who voted for taxi driver or dock worker lol

I was originally going to set up the poll with that option, but chose not to for privacy. I went back in, just now, to see if I could change and lo', no-can-do.

reality is i would do just what i am doing right now IRL, own my own landscaping and mowing business.

I can "dig" that! lol!

 

But seriously, I forgot there are gardeners and landscapers around LS. There's the guy cutting grass at the golf course and over by the cemetery, there's often a guy weed-whacking or a woman futzing with the plants. It's actually a good choice, and wish the poll options didn't limit the number, else I'd add it. Only drawback is those NPCs often don't scare easily and end up getting in the middle of some nasty schizzle with their tiny shovels.

[nmk111]

Pegasus vehicle delivery service. Magical ninja skills, noone ever sees you. Also trolling your clients by moving the spawnpoint around or reclaiming vehicles before they can get to them.

[malcolmfunktion]

Prostitute. "I got these cheeseburgers mannnn"

lololol....

 

"C'mon man, c'mon man I SUCK YO DICK MAN!"

 

"Dafuq you say"!?

 

BANG!

 

"Any y'all wanna a hamburger"?

[malcolmfunktion]

Hit up the tittle bar...drink and snort as much as i can manage and stay until morning...stagger outside and collapse in a dumpster somewhere...wake up a couple hours later from the scorching sun riddled with "the fear"...start panic counting what money I have left and immediately hit up the tittie bar for "hair of the dog". Then start considering a job as a taxi driver who lives in a sh*t hole part of town and tends to frequently hit up the tittie bar and end up in dumpsters. Some petty crime to make ends meet.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Helicopter taxi service

 

Harbujahn the elite buzzard pilot at your service

[ChrisV]

none of the above.

i been here for almost 3 years and have been doing quite well for myself without a boring 9 to 5

Edited June 17, 2016 by ChrisV

[Phedersen]

Wonder why nobody wants to work for this company ...

 

 

 

(Maybe this should have been in the "smells of Los Santos" thread instead, lol ...).

Edited June 17, 2016 by Phedersen

[Dondara]

 

Hooker, after a few days of that, I wouldn't care if I was killed

 

That's all kinds of dark.

 

You kidding? I go to funerals to cheer up

[saintsrow]

I chose "scientist at the observatory" in the poll, because that sounds like a high-class job, except always having to write proposals all year around, to get more government grants to pay for my Los Santos lifestyle.

 

But practically, one could probably get along being homeless in Los Santos. The weather never gets too cold. When it rains, I'd just go into the underground subway station. I could survive on the pocket change I pick up from dead NPCs after some typical GTA0 asshole blows through, leaving death in his wake. And every once in a while, I'd hit the jackpot, snatching the $500 left over from a dead player.

 

Just need to keep my head down. It's a jungle out there.

[happygrowls]

Assistant, that guy/gal is earning way too much to keep it to themselves.

[VercettiGuy]

Teacher.

[Guest]

Unemployed bong addict. Part time murderer.

[Dr Labuschagne]

type of topic that I like,good job again mate

 

I would like to be a radio host,on my own channel playing deep house grooves,lounge music for night shifters,delivery personnels,bars&restaurants,hotels,students concentrating on their subjects and all...

 

 

 

 

No Way

 

 

You listen to Deep house?!?

[Dr Labuschagne]

 

 

 

Any who

 

 

I have a better reaction time IRL

I'm a parkour practitioner

And I'm quite good in stealth

 

So Mazebank tower CEO's here I come...

 

 

Remember*The OP didn't mention you are an NPC and NPCs have full access to all interiors in San Andreas than players...

[DedetOS1]

 

type of topic that I like,good job again mate

 

I would like to be a radio host,on my own channel playing deep house grooves,lounge music for night shifters,delivery personnels,bars&restaurants,hotels,students concentrating on their subjects and all...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No Way

 

 

You listen to Deep house?!?

 

yeah

Edited June 17, 2016 by Freak_Show

[Mokuakae]

Pool maintenance. There are loads in LS so lots of money to be made.

[ksdoug]

I didn't see an option for Lawyer. Plenty of criminals in LS, so a criminal defense attorney would make sh*t tons of money. Definitely that for me.

[Dr Labuschagne]

 

 

 

type of topic that I like,good job again mate

 

I would like to be a radio host,on my own channel playing deep house grooves,lounge music for night shifters,delivery personnels,bars&restaurants,hotels,students concentrating on their subjects and all...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No Way

 

 

You listen to Deep house?!?

 

yeah

Everyone here is always listening to the same thing... Wow...

[ZakeBudek]

LS Customs mechanic is a no-brainer. Everyone wrecks into everything all the time but every car on the street is always perfect, and every possible fix and upgrade is accomplished by magic. Why the Baller resale business alone boggles the mind.

Edited June 17, 2016 by ZakeBudek

[MagicalBasturd]

Medical worker: Show up, pronounce dead, move on.

loot the dead millionaires having a war for no reason.

 

Edited June 17, 2016 by MagicalBasturd

[fw3]

... but practically, one could probably get along being homeless in Los Santos...

I agree, especially because there's even plenty to eat, if you know where to find it.

 

[Rammer2k]

Old School Mechanic wouldn't be a bad gig either. Get paid to drive everyone's High End Super's around. Then for laughs drive a few laps away from said customer, or park it on a upper level street.

[MCMXCII]

I'd be a train conductor. Nothing can stop or destroy a train in GTA5. So I'll be safe from all of the lunatics that roam around San Andreas.

[JMemphis]

Really ? No prison option ?

I'd be a train conductor. Nothing can stop or destroy a train in GTA5. So I'll be safe from all of the lunatics that roam around San Andreas.

you can shoot the train driver, the train just keeps going

[MCMXCII]

Really ? No prison option ?

 

I'd be a train conductor. Nothing can stop or destroy a train in GTA5. So I'll be safe from all of the lunatics that roam around San Andreas.

you can shoot the train driver, the train just keeps goingI'll be the train itself then.