You're Stuck In LS Forever – What Job Do You Get?

[Khaisz]

 

 

 

I would probably try be someone Secretary.

Seems quite like a chill job.

Just sit there, Threaten people who try to screw over my CEO.

Get infinite Candy/Soda.

Never gonna have to leave the place for any reason.

 

 

Airport crew? Maybe actually work inside the terminal? Cus like no one ever (psychopaths players) be able to enter the building at all, i think i will just work there until this nightmare is over.

There are some accessible interiors at the airport.

I made an insane motorcycle race that makes you go through them

Send me it, I wanna see the inside.

There's a building at the end that has a hatch on top you can climb in,and some stairs to it at the back. It's the u shape one.

 

 

 

, this photo was taken inside the hallway where that hatch, mentioned above, is. The pipes are right beside some functioning vending machines, along with some locked doors, a cleaning person's cart, and a water cooler. You'll have to check it out next time your online. Just go to the building in the back of the airport, look for the open hatch on top, and go down the ladder. It's a really fun place to hide when Bountified!

 

The water cooler has infinite water too, I don't know why it hasn't been sent to Africa..

 

oh that one.

I thought there was another one like the big terminal at the front.

[DemonicMoustache]

Probably a Courier or a Gambler

[Datguy8925]

Other: Glitch/hacker

 

Or CEO.

 

Screw getting money the honest way.

[Phedersen]

I'd apply for a job in Dept. of Public Works!

 

Always plenty to do, with all the crazy stuff that goes on in the streets of LS ...

[Anna Deadly]

An assistant, I'd just spend my time in the office away from danger.

Edited June 17, 2016 by IceColdFrostMT

[westsxde]

I'd probably be one of those chicks on those backpage websites where you pay X amount of money to not get a reply back

 

Everyone's gotta keep in mind tho, there is no map in the corner of your screen. you're inside the game so you'll never see anything coming. That can either be taken as a comfort or a paranoia.

 

On another note tho, I like these threads. Keep up the creativity (y)

[CaptSpalding]

I'll take up my missionary position , tending to the needs of the fallen women of Los Santos.

[saintsrow]

What? I didn't see Lazer pilot on the list. I assumed that at least half of the GTA0 community would naturally go for that.

[GR Choke]

Magician

 

I could make a dollar flip


Stick a whole Corona bottle in a model chick

[FlacidJack]

I've always wanted to play the cello outside the Epsilon building to add some ambiance to that tune. Didn't see an option for that so I chose yacht captain because they do nothing all day and get paid well.

[ripsta]

Step outta LSIA , get shot or bombed by a hydra , story ended.

Just go visit my online character and get me some of his cars live in one of his apartment No need for work, since all of his assets are earned by me

[labrat_md]

If it's a public session, I'd choose the easy way out immediately. There's no way I'm letting myself get killed by some squeaker in his chrome wathever.

Edited June 17, 2016 by labrat_md

[Jehannum]

I'd live in a wall breach.

Edited June 17, 2016 by Jehannum

[DarkRayquaza99]

I chose movie theater employee, because you can't shoot people in there, and it's relatively peaceful and quiet. I'd like to imagine there's an arcade at the theater that I can play during breaks. I'd live in my eclipse towers home with (if I had to choose one car) my Armored Schafter for safety. Also, I'd adopt a dog. Definitely. Sick 'em, Sparky!

[Coleco]

Autobody/mechanic, hands down

 

I'd get to play with some cool toys, say dumb things to customers like "what's wrong with her now?" when a three-wheeled smoking wreck scrapes through the doors, charge ludicrous amounts for upgrades and as a bonus, guns are disabled in the workplace

 

 

 

[davey1975pafc]

Steal a car, hit the ramp at the airport and nick a jumbo. As per usual. The difference being this time I'd just keep flying until the wings fall off

[Fozzie]

Well if I turn into my character, then I automatically become Chief Executive Officer of Obey Manufacturing.

 

I mean, that's been the thing since like, 2013 or so.

When are we getting a new car then Mr. Obey?

We need a damn RS5/6 - R

[Gridl0k]

Owner of whatever company has the streetlight maintenance and repair contract in LS.

 

Failing that, any job where the workplace is a locked interior

Edited June 17, 2016 by Gridl0k

[ngazi]

So no one else voted for lifeguard. Your job is pretty much just to stay fit because no one goes in the water. The best looking pedestrians in the game are at Venice Beach. Lots of shops, housing, cool cars nearby to pick from, and always the option of crashing in the nuke-proof lookouts.

 

Don't know if it will be hard to get that job though.

[Gridl0k]

So no one else voted for lifeguard. Your job is pretty much just to stay fit because no one goes in the water. The best looking pedestrians in the game are at Venice Beach. Lots of shops, housing, cool cars nearby to pick from, and always the option of crashing in the nuke-proof lookouts.

 

Don't know if it will be hard to get that job though.

 

You're not too worried about the prepubescent psychopaths with .50 cal sniper rifles just offshore?

[jyssys]

Car salesman. Since they're never encountered in-game, I'm free from all the psychopaths playing the game. And there's never a lack of business.

[lann3fors]

HR @ Vanilla unicorn

[fw3]

HR @ Vanilla unicorn

Probably my favorite reply so far! LOL! I'd actually want that job, too!

 

And not for nothing, but who voted for "Junk Yard Stock person?" I thought for sure that one would be overlooked! lol!

[Dondara]

Hooker, after a few days of that, I wouldn't care if I was killed

[Gridl0k]

Hooker, after a few days of that, I wouldn't care if I was killed

 

That's all kinds of dark.

[aFinn]

I chose movie theater employee,

 

But then you'd have to watch that robot movie 8 hours a day, eek!

 

[Final Quake]

I also find it funny how you mention being a "toolbag" in your thread but I've seen you being a "toolbag" in other peoples threads. Bit of a double standard there.

[Cackling Jack]

I'd start my own lamppost repair business.

 

Ive lost count of how many of those ive knocked down. All you would have to do is follow me around los santos

Edited June 17, 2016 by JackIrish

[SweetG420]

JOB?! I would boost cars/bikes and smoke weed all days long. (Same as my teenage years IRL. Now I just stick with the weed though ) I would make some money here and there selling cars to modshops. Eventually I would retire and get myself a place in Blaine County.

[SCOOBASTEEB]

Loving that homeless has the biggest vote hahaha

 

Department of Public Works (street cleaning, trash collection, etc) - more chance to gain access to buildings and steal sh*t