You're Stuck In LS Forever – What Job Do You Get?

[No Use For A Name]

I feel like I'd survive the longest being the cable car operator. Plus the view would be pretty damn awesome.

[MrGrandis]

Airport crew? Maybe actually work inside the terminal? Cus like no one ever (psychopaths players) be able to enter the building at all, i think i will just work there until this nightmare is over.

[Switch]

I would probably just be a dock worker like from the wire season 2 or 3, i forgot which season it was from. I would just keep my mouth shut and take the money for letting illegal cargo in for gangs and other criminal organisations, ez money and retirement at 45 haha.

[aManHasNoName]

I'd become a personal assistant and steal some of the cash lying around the office floor.. the boss will never know.

[ash-274]

Airport crew? Maybe actually work inside the terminal? Cus like no one ever (psychopaths players) be able to enter the building at all, i think i will just work there until this nightmare is over.

There are some accessible interiors at the airport.

I made an insane motorcycle race that makes you go through them

Edited June 16, 2016 by ash-274

[Khaisz]

I would probably try be someone Secretary.

Seems quite like a chill job.

Just sit there, Threaten people who try to screw over my CEO.

Get infinite Candy/Soda.

Never gonna have to leave the place for any reason.

 

 

Airport crew? Maybe actually work inside the terminal? Cus like no one ever (psychopaths players) be able to enter the building at all, i think i will just work there until this nightmare is over.

There are some accessible interiors at the airport.
I made an insane motorcycle race that makes you go through them

Send me it, I wanna see the inside.

[CarimboHanky]

i'd work as car salesman...

 

business is always good and safe.

 

anything but policeman.

[aFinn]

Fashion Retail (high end).

 

"I'm here if you need me"

[Mr_Zombly]

I would probably try be someone Secretary.

Seems quite like a chill job.

Just sit there, Threaten people who try to screw over my CEO.

Get infinite Candy/Soda.

Never gonna have to leave the place for any reason.

 

 

Airport crew? Maybe actually work inside the terminal? Cus like no one ever (psychopaths players) be able to enter the building at all, i think i will just work there until this nightmare is over.

There are some accessible interiors at the airport.

I made an insane motorcycle race that makes you go through them

Send me it, I wanna see the inside.

There's a building at the end that has a hatch on top you can climb in,and some stairs to it at the back. It's the u shape one.

Edited June 17, 2016 by Mr_Zombly

[Member's Only]

Day care worker.

 

They are never seen, therefore they are completely safe from myself.

[Ewok626]

I would try to get a job at a cannabis dispensary.

[Pedinhuh]

Say f*ck to everything and go live in Dignity Village

[IceDree]

 

 

Sssssssssssssssshhhhhhhiiiiiiiiitttttt ...

 

 

I'll become a "Financial Consultant", lots of fools with plenty of money around Los Santos. And as the saying goes: A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted.

 

Once I got back on my feet, I'll get me a house, an armored Cognoscenti, sh*t load of guns & beat Trevor & Ron to death.

 

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I imagine the Health-Care sector is pretty lucrative around LS as well.

Edited June 17, 2016 by IceDree

[fw3]

 

I would probably try be someone Secretary.

Seems quite like a chill job.

Just sit there, Threaten people who try to screw over my CEO.

Get infinite Candy/Soda.

Never gonna have to leave the place for any reason.

 

 

Airport crew? Maybe actually work inside the terminal? Cus like no one ever (psychopaths players) be able to enter the building at all, i think i will just work there until this nightmare is over.

There are some accessible interiors at the airport.

I made an insane motorcycle race that makes you go through them

Send me it, I wanna see the inside.

There's a building at the end that has a hatch on top you can climb in,and some stairs to it at the back. It's the u shape one.

 

 

 

, this photo was taken inside the hallway where that hatch, mentioned above, is. The pipes are right beside some functioning vending machines, along with some locked doors, a cleaning person's cart, and a water cooler. You'll have to check it out next time your online. Just go to the building in the back of the airport, look for the open hatch on top, and go down the ladder. It's a really fun place to hide when Bountified!

 

"Excuse me, ladies, but I heard there's a couple of Strip Clubs in Los Santos. Any idea how to get there?"

I would try to get a job at a cannabis dispensary.

LOL! You got me on that one... totally forgot about them! Let's just say it wasn't "high" on my list! (yuk yuk!)

[DedetOS1]

type of topic that I like,good job again mate

 

I would like to be a radio host,on my own channel playing deep house grooves,lounge music for night shifters,delivery personnels,bars&restaurants,hotels,students concentrating on their subjects and all...

 

A special van designed for my radio ,all equipment and cruising around the city,meeting with people,organising beach and house parties....

 

Edited June 17, 2016 by Freak_Show

[JON22]

Where's part-time cleaner? I'm too lazy to do anything on that list.

[Mr_Zombly]

 

 

I would probably try be someone Secretary.

Seems quite like a chill job.

Just sit there, Threaten people who try to screw over my CEO.

Get infinite Candy/Soda.

Never gonna have to leave the place for any reason.

 

 

Airport crew? Maybe actually work inside the terminal? Cus like no one ever (psychopaths players) be able to enter the building at all, i think i will just work there until this nightmare is over.

There are some accessible interiors at the airport.

I made an insane motorcycle race that makes you go through them

Send me it, I wanna see the inside.

There's a building at the end that has a hatch on top you can climb in,and some stairs to it at the back. It's the u shape one.

 

 

 

, this photo was taken inside the hallway where that hatch, mentioned above, is. The pipes are right beside some functioning vending machines, along with some locked doors, a cleaning person's cart, and a water cooler. You'll have to check it out next time your online. Just go to the building in the back of the airport, look for the open hatch on top, and go down the ladder. It's a really fun place to hide when Bountified!

 

The water cooler has infinite water too, I don't know why it hasn't been sent to Africa..

[Diana_McFarland]

Secretary.

 

Cuz im lazy.

[IamCourtney]

I'd be a farmer... live in Grapeseed, feel the good earth between my fingers, come home at night to my plain big-bossomed wife... all with an 85% lower risk of being killed in a random act of violence

[fw3]

Secretary.

 

Cuz im lazy.

LOL! I think my secretary is too. Everytime I walk into my Maze Bank office, she jumps up and "says,'Hey Boss!'" like I just caught her doing something (or nothing!).

[gtafan26]

 

Secretary.

 

Cuz im lazy.

LOL! I think my secretary is too. Everytime I walk into my Maze Bank office, she jumps up and "says,'Hey Boss!'" like I just caught her doing something (or nothing!).

 

Yep, she is lazy, she wont even crawl under my desk and take care of business

[Toxic_Paradox]

I will do some gerald missions

[Taintedsoul_x]

Work at vanilla unicorn

[Quadro]

Community Development Director for Paleto Bay. ;-)

[TeammateHelper]

Well if I turn into my character, then I automatically become Chief Executive Officer of Obey Manufacturing.

 

I mean, that's been the thing since like, 2013 or so.

[mcgroin]

I'd start my own lamppost repair business.

[TKDSnovelist]

Holy sh*t, gtao would be a very scary place to get stuck in.

 

I guess I'd crash at one of my houses, if we didn't have them, I'd go to paleto bay and setup camp in the room above the chicken factory.

 

I'd probably get a job at hookies too.

 

Better than Liberty City... i'd never leave my apartment there. In LS, theres atleast nice weather!

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Office employee...just sitting on my ass all day letting my boss do all of the risky work

[livejoker]

Well, according to my forum game from ages ago, the GTA:O G.O.A.T, most people on this forum would be an airline pilot or a bounty hunter, although that would be public transportation and private security, respectively.

I went with prostitute. I'd first see my body and be like, "sweet, I look hot!" but then while walking down the street and wondering why people keep throwing up around me, I'd look at myself in a shop window and the reflection, before breaking the glass, would show itself to me. I'd cry my eyes out at first but come to term that this is my life and if I'm not shot in the next 5 minutes, I'd walk to the strip club and ask for a job. Start slow, maybe wear a mask to make it alluring but seeing it's GTA:O the mask would put me in debt of $50,000, to which I'll have to resort to prostitution and I'd become famous to be a pornstar with a hot mask on. I'd be in movies and enjoy life until one day, my mask falls off and my face would be exposed. Then I'd be a has-been and have the same career path as current Adam Sandler and star in sh*tty movies.

Seeing the premise is that night is quickly approaching and I'm supposedly fitted with the clothes on my back (cougar outfit, consists of what a 70 year old aunt would wear - you know, those that appear on The Antiques Roadshow) and only $2,000 in my pocket, I'd go to the hotel in Mirror Park and strike a deal with the hotel manager. I'd pay rent for a month and do home-made calendar pictures for him. He's a weird one but he's into it. With a place set up for a month, I'd spend most of my time at the strip club to climb up the ladder of sin. Now seeing the strip club is in the bad area of LS, I know I'll be paid in chicken nuggets so my home, meal and work is already straighten out. Money flowing in, only used to cut my hair and buy new clothes, I'd be rich in no time as clothes don't stink, only stain. Buy a cheap car for 9K, pay for MMI never because I'm a cautious driver and no utility to pay since I live in a hotel room. I'd be rich in no time for the lifestyle that I'm aiming.

Definitely don't want to be a night nurse all my life, though, also taking in the fact that I don't age so I'll probably never die. Avoid weapons, saves me money on guns and ammo so I'm a civilian. I just need to keep my eyes peeled for other players, use cover smartly and avoid being in a store when I hear a loud car exhaust nearby. I'm set, I really am. I got this game beat, fw. I honestly could survive in LS. I think you should ask people to go in a public lobby (full) and spend the day as a civilian. If they're a prostitute, they must spend their time in the strip club and on corners. If they die, they write down the total time they survived (they need to survive a full in-game day & night). Those as airplane pilot or other possible services won't last as long. I'm saying possible as others aren't as possible just as Merryweather drop or private security (unless you fly around pretending to drop stuff to players or guard a friend). That could be interesting to see.

Edited June 17, 2016 by livejoker

[Shaundi.]

Banker.

 

'cuz capitalism and all.