Time machine

[Fuzzknuckles]

 

I'd go back to the time of our oldest ancestors crawling out of the primordial ooze, and stamp all over them and laugh my f*cking arse off as I and the entire human race blink out of existence.

 

Then you find out your actions actually caused the birth of the human race. It would never have happened had you not mixed vital ingredients of life.

 

But the human race as we know it now would be formed entirely of... different people. We are who we are through chance.

 

Either way, every single one of us is history. Or not history, more to the point. Including the person that built the time machine I arrived in, so the time travel event would never have happened, so I would never have mixed the vital ingredients of life. Thus the human race continues to not exist.

 

PARADOX TAKEDOWN. Fuzz wins.

Edited June 17, 2016 by Fuzzknuckles

[mike39]

This message board is kind of like a time machine, at least for me.

Edited June 18, 2016 by mike39

[Lemoyne outlaw]

i would probably go to the 19th century during the civil war. bring some modern military gear like in the book the guns of the south and help the confederacy win. except i would not allow slavery. it would be awsome to meet some of those awsome people. and for the yankees lets just say some of them would wish they never burned atlanta and attacked vicksburg. for others i would be nicer. also stop abe lincolns assasination. and have abe work with us instead. then i would travel to the wild west. help the lawmen bring peace to the region. and for the grand finale stop john marstons death.

[make total destroy]

i would probably go to the 19th century during the civil war. bring some modern military gear like in the book the guns of the south and help the confederacy win. except i would not allow slavery.

[Loch Dawg]

i would go back in time before i met my ex-wife, things were happier then

[LiniArc]

Speaking of Time Machine I was and still am really fantasized by the concept of Time Travel. I have read a lot of articles about it after I saw Stephen Hawking's show on Discovery. I even gave a presentation at college on same topic. People take it casually when some of the scientist say that its possible. Time Travel and Dark Energy are two coolest concepts that are really a mystery. You go deep and find yourself stuck, you decide to go deeper and may not ever come out.

 

Btw, if I get a Time Machine and considering it only one time use(Good things don't last forever) then I won't use it right now because I don't see a need of that in my life right now. I will save it for a bad day. I like the way it is. Would use it for someone else in need rather then me if I had to use it right now.

 

Because, Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is Mystery, Today is the gift and so we call it a "present".

 

Whats the joy and thrill of life with a Time Machine I wonder.

Edited June 19, 2016 by Black Metal

[otachi]

 

I'd go back to the eighties...

But why? I was there, I can vouch for how f*cking awful it was.

 

How old are you???

[Zello]

I'd go back to the early 2000's around 2000-2004 and then again a bit later in 2007-08

[Hdxt_Hardluck]

i'd flashback every momories i spend during my early life.

Edited June 19, 2016 by HardluckStyle

[Triple Vacuum Seal]

For starters, I'd find a way to give Native Americans modern vaccines along with the processes and equipment to make more. Then I'd occasionally go back in time just to f*ck around with people and talk sh*t only to disappear into the present every time they're about to execute me. Would probably spend more time in the future/space-travelling if anything.

Edited June 19, 2016 by Triple Vacuum Seal

[Jonesizzle]

I would go back to Friday and use the winning lottery numbers.

[bodyparts]

I would go back to before I ate an entire family sized kebab pizza. then I'd do it again.. and again.. and.. yea lel

[Femme Fatale]

i would probably go to the 19th century during the civil war. bring some modern military gear like in the book the guns of the south and help the confederacy win. except i would not allow slavery.

So you will become their new leader? Unless they decide to listen to the words of wisdom of some random dude who helped them win...

[uNi]

This message board is kind of like a time machine, at least for me.

 

He's on to us.

[Alihunter]

Id go ahead lol,Diff life rightnow

[K^2]

 

This message board is kind of like a time machine, at least for me.

He's on to us.

 

Wait, don't use the neuralizer. I was experimenting with some sees emos htiw gnitnemirepxe saw I .rezilaruen eht esu t'nod ,tiaW

[MCMXCII]

I'll have a Hot Tub Time Machine and I'll use it to go as far back as to the 1800's and as recent as the 1940's to 1950's.

[ghettospaghetti]

Liking (most) of the comments here, nice.

 

For me, I would definitely go visit the time of the dinosaurs. I would also go visit the 50's-60's-70's, and maybe 80's, those're some good decades in my opinion. Especially in music.

[A8ul99]

I want to go to year 2525 to see if Zager and Evans words are true.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

well...let's say there definatly woud be a hit-list involved...o boy

 

further make sure my father got to drive a bentley before his dead and also insure his cancer he died under woud have been detected faster

 

also i might wanna give my younger me some moral lessons...make him become less emotional and more rational....though i doubt he woud understand if i woud contact him at a to young age.

i probably woud try to become his older brother, a good older brother...and let him read about psychology a bit...he woud understand with some good books...especialy since like 10 years ago he was realy realy into reading.

 

and make also sure he does not get any jobs or classmates that woud eat away his motivation...he coud become much more powerfull then i ever will be at the age of 16 then, having contacts, using them and having still the epic motivation, optimism and motivation while being cold and calculated....making him near perfect

[Uncle Vlad]

I´d go to back to the antiquity. History and painting historical miniatures is one of my hobbies, especially ancient Rome. Would be awesome to see a Roman legion in action (from a safe distance, of course ^^).