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Krayzied

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Alright, I've come up with a few things to do if your tired of the missions and just plain.....bored in Vice City:

 

1)  Get a PCJ 600 bike.  Get it brand new with no damage.  Park it aside.  Get a few cars gathered up at an intersection.  Kill the drivers and park them as close as possible, but not too many cars.  You might wanna do this or do a code that drops a car out of the sky, then do the same on a few times.  This should stack a few cars up.  Basically you want at least 5 or 6 cars bunched up touching each other.  Okay, go to your bike and shoot it with your rifle 20 times.  This will prepare it for one more hit until it bursts into flames (check it out, it might be 21 or 22 shots to get it to blow up, not sure!;)

Get some space between you and the cars.  When you're ready, shoot the bike one more time to set it ablaze.  HOP on your bike, haul ass towards the car pile-up....then ditch the bike by pressing triangle.  Time it right and you shall have a flaming bomb heading right towards the cars!  Watch the chain reaction in amazment!

 

2) Almost same as above, get a few stars so the swat-truck road block comes out.  Get a good car and shoot it 20 or 21 times, right when it starts on fire.  Get in, haul ass, ditch it, and watch the road block fly!  Use this technique and come up with other ideas!  

 

3)  AGAIN, start your car or bike on fire and ramp it....that's cool enough!  Esecially on a unique stunt ramp so you can see it in slow motion!  It's cool if it blows up right when it lands.

 

4) Go to one of the bridges that link the two islands together.  Get a few stars going.  Go to the ledge of the bridge, looking down at the water.  Soon, a cop-boat will come.  TIMING IS EVERTHING.  Align yourself right, wait for the right moment.....bam.  Jump down and land in the boat, and hijack that mutha!  It's a rush!

 

5)  Get a fast boat, probably that one those stoner dudes made for you.  Get a few stars.  Cruize the waters until you get a couple of cop-boats on you.  Get near one, press triangle.  You'll notice when you let go of the wheel, the cops stop ramming you.  Use this opportunity to jump from your boat to thier boat! Aim your shotgun at his chest and blow it off!  Do this to anyone cruizing the waters, not just cops!  Jumping from boat to boat is a rush and a scene from an action movie, so make it look cool.

 

6)  Pick up a hooker. Head to the strip by the beach where you first start the game.  Head south, hauling ass on that road.  You'll notice at the end of the strip it starts to turn right.  BEFORE THAT TURN, you'll notice a walkway on the LEFT that leads to the lighthouse.  Look up and you'll notice two trees right on a good ramp-like hill.  Haul ass and head for that hill, but DITCH THE CAR and the HO right before you go off!  The car flys away with the cock-fien inside...funny stuff!

 

7) Go to the second island and head towards the biker shop where that biker dude is standing outside with two Angel bikes. Get a PCJ 600 bike. (sometimes there's one in that glass right across the street from the biker place)  Drive BEHIND the biker shop, you'll notice a small ramp.  Get some major speed and hit that ramp with your bike.  Aim a little to the right.  What's the purpose?  Try to ramp over the building and crash your bike RIGHT INTO that glass window that has the other PCJ 600 inside!  It's cool as hell, especially if you use the flaming trick I talked about ealier!  (just shoot it 20 times and it should flame up as soon as you crash) DON'T STOP TRYING until you successfully crash your bike right into the glass!

 

8)  Get a few stars like 4. Get a strong big vehicle like a blazer or something. HAUL ASS holding the two buttons down that allow you to look behind you ( I think it's L2 and R2)  Keep those buttons held down while you drive and it's amazing what you see! Try to go far without crashing! Watch them cops fly!

 

9) i'll post more later.

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9) Get a chopper, get it on fire in the air.  Ditch it and try to time it where it explodes right where it lands, preferably in a crowded area.

 

10) Fly low in a skipper or a chopper near the water.  Try to ditch your plane or chopper, and as your falling, aim for a boat.  I've only did this once and it's hard.  Ditching your chopper and landing on a boat is awesome!

 

11)  Try to land your chopper on a moving car!

 

12) Get some cops around you, make sure they have cop cars.  Get more two or more stars so that TWO cops will show up in each car.  When they get out of the car, do the cop-code that takes the stars away (lower wanted level.)  Notice the cops will go back to their car.  Wait til he gets in his driver's seat, then jack the car.  You'll open the door and pull the cop out!  Ever seen that????

 

13) Try to do a flip or a backwards flip with your PCJ 600 bike.  You have to hold back or forward while in the air.  Very cool, especially if you land it.

 

14)  Get a few stars and head for a ramp that's a unique jump (so you can see it in slow motion.)  Make sure the cops are right behind you.  Hit that ramp and watch the cops fly behind you, usually they crash and wind up blowing up. Try to get two or more cops to do this.  The ranchers are the best and so are the swat vans.

 

15) Use the Cars float on Water code.  Get a few cops to follow you.  Head to that ramp/hill thing I mentioned earlier, the one on the main beach-strip. Head south and there's a hill you can ramp by the walkway that leads to the lighthouse.  Haul ass and hit that ramp/hill in-between those 2 trees.  Before you ramp, hold L2 and R2 to look behind you. It'z krayzie cuz you ramp off and land safely, yet the foolish cops swim with the fishies.

 

16)  Look around for a PCJ 600 cruising around with 2 PEOPLE on it.  Stop them.  Kill the driver.  Notice the passenger will stay on.  Take off with him or her.  The possibilites are endless.  I usually plunge him or her into the water or off a high building.

 

17) Get a strong vehicle and haul ass.  Your mission?  Slamming into motorcycles.  It's fun and mean.  The best one is when you hit a bike with two people on it.  Kill the driver, and watch as the passenger goes to the bike, picks it up, and gets on waiting for the driver...but he's dead.  Kill em all!

 

18)  Pull up besides a dude on a bike and shoot him.  Your goal is to get him to hauls ass away in fear. If you shoot the tire or he gets off the bike and runs....find another dude.  You have to get him to haul ass.  If you find one that takes off, follow him as fast as you can.  I guarantee you he will crash and it will be funny to see.

 

19) Aim your shotgun or handgun at someone with the R1 button.  Notice how they say some funny-ass shiit?  Do this to all kinds of different people and laugh at the 1000-plus voices that must've been programmed in this game.

 

20) I'll post this ULTIMATE THING TO DO IF YOU'RE BORED on another post cuz it's that bad-ass......

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I like to take those gas gernades to the malibu. then blaze it up on fire. its so cool. it looks like a real fire.
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Mark Hammond thats a good idea ill have to try that. Usually its onyl one of those things at a time. I also like killing people with a chopper blade. You mever get wanted for that.
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I like to take those gas gernades to the malibu. then blaze it up on fire. its so cool. it looks like a real fire.

gas grenades? do you mean the tear gas is flammable, because that whole cloud of gas getting on fire would be sooo cool.

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A couple minutes ago I jacked a cop car right when the cop on the driver side got out and so the passenger cop didn't have time to get out. I didn't have the sound on so I couldn't tell if he was screaming or not... :turn: people have already done this many times I bet.  :bored:
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Nope ill have to. Off the topic a little. I was bringing a cop car to the emergency crane in gta3 once and the cop never got out he accidentally got in the back seat. so the crane took him with the car. be cool if he was in each car i got back. i have seen cops get in the back seat before.

 

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ok heres a thing me and my firned to for a bet to see who has to make pop-corn, k first get a rocket launcher and a pcj 600 no go to the greasy chopper (the place with the to angels in the front) no go to the back were that jump is and take but not to fast because your goal is to land on the roof. Now blow the hell out of things till you get 6 stars now get on the bike the deal is your have to see if you can make to the boats yard make the turn and back (or just to the boat yard if your to lazy) but the deal is you have to be driving on the opposing side of traffic at all times (the side were the tanks and big trucks come towards you) and no driving on the grass

well hope you have fun :colgate:

 

P.S. i just wanna say something funny happend while i was doing that thing i just said i jacked a tank (cuz i diddent make the trip  :/ ) and went on a killing spree and i go to 1 of those real small bridges with a big hump in them and i seen the squad car going full tilt and cleating my whole tank it was cool

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11)  Try to land your chopper on a moving car!

That would be sweet I'll have to try it!

 

 

13) Try to do a flip or a backwards flip with your PCJ 600 bike.  You have to hold back or forward while in the air.  Very cool, especially if you land it.

 

 

I dont think you can do a backflip with a motorcycle cause you will fall off. But what you can do is do the glitch where you park(with a bike) next to some clothes, and then get on the bike and be halfway on....yeah, you know the one. Them ramp and hold back and you do a varial flip!

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My signature move is getting about 9 or 10 cars in a big traffic jam then tossing a grenade right into it.  Never thought about sending an almost flaming bike into it.  Good idea.  On GTA 3, when you fill up the export garages, you can take about 30 cars out (and hope the game doesn't freeze), park one on top of it all and shoot it with a rocket launcher.  Then hold onto your ass.
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Plenty of nice ideas there, Krayzied..

 

I may get round to trying them some day; I haven't played in, er, well I can't remember..!

 

You have way too much time on your hands, man. :p

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get the VCN copper and do hell barrel rolls and stuff cause it has hell good steering and is fast and stuff

good fun

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A couple minutes ago I jacked a cop car right when the cop on the driver side got out and so the passenger cop didn't have time to get out. I didn't have the sound on so I couldn't tell if he was screaming or not... :turn: people have already done this many times I bet.  :bored:

Yep i stole a rancher full of fbi agents. But werent screaming

though they just went along for the ride. but then i stopped

at a stoplight and they got out and i got busted :wtf:

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maybe its just me, but like whenever i try to do a unique jump with a flaming pcj, i cant get a far enough run up for the UJ to activate, without my bike blowing up b4 i reach the ramp.

any suggestions krayz?

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Yea, shoot it first 20 times.  This will allow one more hit or scrape from a wall, tree, or other vehicle until it sets on fire.  Have the black smoke shooting out of your PCJ, then gently rub a wall or something by the ramp.  You should ignite with plenty of time.

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