Love the new update

[Setzaroth]

But not because of the new missions or content (those are a waste of time) They have effectively turned every lobby into a shooting gallery for jets. It's awesome. I get big red squares that mark my slow moving targets (even when they go off the radar)

 

R* makes so much money off of shark cards that of course, this update couldn't be done solo, because you'd be making way too much money and having way too much fun! And we simply can't have that.

 

No, the payouts in this update are balanced by the fact that R* knows people in jets will make it virtually impossible to finish these missions. I wish I could say I was surprised. As soon as I booted up the game and read about the new missions and how they played out, I started crying I was laughing so hard... then I called Pegasus and ruined the day of everyone in the lobby.

 

Good times.

 

My favorite part was when I got voted out of the lobby (there were only a few people in there) and I got a message saying "Have fun in the bad sport lobby bye bye" LMFAO, this poor fool thinks R* is going to punish me for doing EXACTLY as they intended?

 

HAHAHAHAHA I love this game and its lobotomized community.

Edited June 10, 2016 by Setzaroth

[Vercetti Thug]

Great story bruh.....................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[CrysisAverted]

oh sarcasm haha

[Setzaroth]

Yes, my post is extremely sarcastic. But it perfectly highlights the futile pointlessness of this update. Not to mention the absurd start-up cost that will take month to re-coup. Over a year later and heists are still the only relevant money maker. Sad.

Edited June 10, 2016 by Setzaroth

[eyman]

There is always a catch.

[Setzaroth]

There is always a catch.

 

I know. However, this update presents a vastly disproportionate difficulty level in contrast to reward.

Edited June 10, 2016 by Setzaroth

[theEwing1979]

Yes, my post is extremely sarcastic. But it perfectly highlights the futile pointlessness of this update. Not to mention the absurd start-up cost that will take month to re-coup. Over a year later and heists are still the only relevant money maker. Sad.

A month? No way. Buy the cheapest office and just one warehouse and you'll be in profit a lot sooner than that. Choose the right moments to buy and sell, play smart, don't make moves in sessions full of c*nts.

 

I was hoping for a little more depth to the whole business aspect, I actually feel more like a delivery driver than some big time CEO.

[Setzaroth]

 

Yes, my post is extremely sarcastic. But it perfectly highlights the futile pointlessness of this update. Not to mention the absurd start-up cost that will take month to re-coup. Over a year later and heists are still the only relevant money maker. Sad.

A month? No way. Buy the cheapest office and just one warehouse and you'll be in profit a lot sooner than that. Choose the right moments to buy and sell, play smart, don't make moves in sessions full of c*nts.

 

I was hoping for a little more depth to the whole business aspect, I actually feel more like a delivery driver than some big time CEO.

 

 

ya, most of the updates that try to make you feel like a "crime boss" are just more fetch missions.