Carbonox Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 (edited) GTA players haven't always had everything go their way, and when that happens, they're usually exposed to the infamous "Mission Failed!" text in big bold letters, often accompanied by a text detailing the reason for why the failure occurred, and in the HD universe, even a special cutscene or phonecall may follow up shortly. Along with these, we got a selection of a bunch of tongue-in-cheek texts from the 3D universe in particular, where it's almost as if Rockstar's blatantly mocking you. Out of all these mission failure consequences, what are your favorites? Let's document a bunch. Mine would include: GTA 3, Turismo: "You failed to win a raffle, LOSER!" GTA Vice City, Stunt Boat Challenge: "You bailed! Too tough for you?" GTA V, Complications: The infamous "Help, he's black!" scene when Amanda and Kyle spot you. Edited June 3, 2016 by Carbonox Maibatsu545, The_Anti-tragedy, Pavle and 2 others 5 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/856025-best-mission-failure-textscallscutscenes/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavle Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 SA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_FshzBNgNs V: GTA Vice City, unknown (probably Cuban mission?): "You bailed! Too tough for you?" Couldn't find any videos, but I think that's from "Stunt Boat Challenge". XNOR and The Deadite 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/856025-best-mission-failure-textscallscutscenes/#findComment-1068803227 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nah nah nah Gta 6 Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 (edited) I always found the text "Ryder is History!" to be funny (obviously whenever Ryder dies in a mission). Edited May 29, 2016 by Stoney0503 Ivan1997GTA, Spider-Vice, happygrowls and 2 others 5 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/856025-best-mission-failure-textscallscutscenes/#findComment-1068803241 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorMike Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 (edited) ALL WE HAD TO DO, WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!! Edited May 29, 2016 by MikePhilips Moneypenny Coins, Ivan1997GTA and Osho 3 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/856025-best-mission-failure-textscallscutscenes/#findComment-1068803247 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbonox Posted May 29, 2016 Author Share Posted May 29, 2016 GTA Vice City, unknown (probably Cuban mission?): "You bailed! Too tough for you?" Couldn't find any videos, but I think that's from "Stunt Boat Challenge". It could be, but I purposefully failed that mission during my fairly recent 100% run of the game to check that, and got a different message. Then again I'm not sure if there's multiple texts for that specific mission depending on how the failure occurs. Might load up some old save and try different methods to find the truth Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/856025-best-mission-failure-textscallscutscenes/#findComment-1068803854 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Shizuku Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 (edited) "The meat business", when you and Rosenberg are locked inside the freezer. Edited May 30, 2016 by Light Syde Riandy Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/856025-best-mission-failure-textscallscutscenes/#findComment-1068804798 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Femme Fatale Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 In No Love Lost, if you kill Anna Niko will let Mikhail think the biker killed her when he calls him, lol... Payne Killer and The Deadite 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/856025-best-mission-failure-textscallscutscenes/#findComment-1068804940 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavle Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 In No Love Lost, if you kill Anna Niko will let Mikhail think the biker killed her when he calls him, lol...That sounds interesting, but then the random character mission for Mikhail's wife wouldn't make sense. That's if you can do the side mission if you kill her. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/856025-best-mission-failure-textscallscutscenes/#findComment-1068813048 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Vlad Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 In No Love Lost, if you kill Anna Niko will let Mikhail think the biker killed her when he calls him, lol... That sounds interesting, but then the random character mission for Mikhail's wife wouldn't make sense. That's if you can do the side mission if you kill her. No, the mission fails if you kill Anna during "No Love Lost". Pavle 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/856025-best-mission-failure-textscallscutscenes/#findComment-1068813084 Share on other sites More sharing options...
happygrowls Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Ivan1997GTA, Uncle Vlad, Pavle and 13 others 15 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/856025-best-mission-failure-textscallscutscenes/#findComment-1068813106 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavle Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 In No Love Lost, if you kill Anna Niko will let Mikhail think the biker killed her when he calls him, lol... That sounds interesting, but then the random character mission for Mikhail's wife wouldn't make sense. That's if you can do the side mission if you kill her. No, the mission fails if you kill Anna during "No Love Lost".Ohhh, my bad. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/856025-best-mission-failure-textscallscutscenes/#findComment-1068813161 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbonox Posted June 2, 2016 Author Share Posted June 2, 2016 GTA Vice City, unknown (probably Cuban mission?): "You bailed! Too tough for you?" Couldn't find any videos, but I think that's from "Stunt Boat Challenge". Yay, I can now confirm that that's indeed the case. What I did was beach the boat at one of the golf course jumps, exit, and run away. I got just the message I hadn't seen in ages! Almost makes me shed a tear. Pavle 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/856025-best-mission-failure-textscallscutscenes/#findComment-1068813677 Share on other sites More sharing options...
happygrowls Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Mac Tonight, Maibatsu545, Carbonox and 12 others 15 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/856025-best-mission-failure-textscallscutscenes/#findComment-1068817613 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky woohoo pizza man Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 If Phil Collins dies in the VCS mission, In the Air Tonight: "Phil definitely felt it coming in the air tonight..." JotaPDF20, XNOR, HaythamKenway and 4 others 7 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/856025-best-mission-failure-textscallscutscenes/#findComment-1068817800 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maibatsu545 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Some of the ones from the III era were really funny, the text is almost like another chraracter and was way more informal Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/856025-best-mission-failure-textscallscutscenes/#findComment-1068817887 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavle Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 GTA Vice City, unknown (probably Cuban mission?): "You bailed! Too tough for you?" Couldn't find any videos, but I think that's from "Stunt Boat Challenge". Yay, I can now confirm that that's indeed the case. What I did was beach the boat at one of the golf course jumps, exit, and run away. I got just the message I hadn't seen in ages! Almost makes me shed a tear. Did the "PCJ Playground" challenge and guess what popped up... Ivan1997GTA and Payne Killer 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/856025-best-mission-failure-textscallscutscenes/#findComment-1068817991 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Tonight Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Killing Millie after Key To Her Heart. You're supposed to wine and dine her until your relationship is good enough for you to get her key card. I just said f*ck that sh*t and shot her in the face with my AK. Woozie's reaction is priceless. It's just funny how something that's supposed to be drawn out and long can be completed by something so simple. Also, I'm not gonna cheat on Denise. I ain't no busta. universetwisters, Super Shizuku, HaythamKenway and 3 others 6 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/856025-best-mission-failure-textscallscutscenes/#findComment-1068847528 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephStalin Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 B Dawg 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/856025-best-mission-failure-textscallscutscenes/#findComment-1068849515 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sefus Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 "You sure you "Down" for the hood?" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/856025-best-mission-failure-textscallscutscenes/#findComment-1071631387 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 On 5/29/2016 at 3:00 PM, Carbonox said: GTA Vice City, Stunt Boat Challenge: "You bailed! Too tough for you?" That one also appears in the "Test Track", "PCJ Playground" and "Cone Crazy" side-missions. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/856025-best-mission-failure-textscallscutscenes/#findComment-1071631639 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EkaSwede Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 (edited) The first Cuban mission in Vice City. Something like: "You dress like a man, you talk like a man, but you DRIVE LIKE AN IDIOT!" Edited August 31, 2021 by EkaSwede Ivan1997GTA 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/856025-best-mission-failure-textscallscutscenes/#findComment-1071632096 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhettoJesus Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 My favorite is the Pizza Boy sidemission. "Pizza's too hot to handle?" I wish there was a compilation of these mission failed messages from each game because I remember that they were funny but I haven't encountered too many mission failed messages. Ivan1997GTA 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/856025-best-mission-failure-textscallscutscenes/#findComment-1071632125 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 The "Guardian Angels" mission in VC has the best fail text when you lose the cash: Quote "He got away with the money! Diaz will have your balls for this!" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/856025-best-mission-failure-textscallscutscenes/#findComment-1071633832 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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