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Best mission failure texts/calls/cutscenes?


Carbonox
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GTA players haven't always had everything go their way, and when that happens, they're usually exposed to the infamous "Mission Failed!" text in big bold letters, often accompanied by a text detailing the reason for why the failure occurred, and in the HD universe, even a special cutscene or phonecall may follow up shortly. Along with these, we got a selection of a bunch of tongue-in-cheek texts from the 3D universe in particular, where it's almost as if Rockstar's blatantly mocking you. :p

 

Out of all these mission failure consequences, what are your favorites? Let's document a bunch. Mine would include:

 

GTA 3, Turismo: "You failed to win a raffle, LOSER!"

GTA Vice City, Stunt Boat Challenge: "You bailed! Too tough for you?"

GTA V, Complications: The infamous "Help, he's black!" scene when Amanda and Kyle spot you.

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GTA Vice City, unknown (probably Cuban mission?): "You bailed! Too tough for you?"

Couldn't find any videos, but I think that's from "Stunt Boat Challenge".

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Stoney0503

I always found the text "Ryder is History!" to be funny (obviously whenever Ryder dies in a mission).

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DoctorMike

ALL WE HAD TO DO, WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!

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GTA Vice City, unknown (probably Cuban mission?): "You bailed! Too tough for you?"

Couldn't find any videos, but I think that's from "Stunt Boat Challenge".

It could be, but I purposefully failed that mission during my fairly recent 100% run of the game to check that, and got a different message. Then again I'm not sure if there's multiple texts for that specific mission depending on how the failure occurs. Might load up some old save and try different methods to find the truth :p

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Light Syde Riandy

"The meat business", when you and Rosenberg are locked inside the freezer. :lol:

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Femme Fatale

In No Love Lost, if you kill Anna Niko will let Mikhail think the biker killed her when he calls him, lol...

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In No Love Lost, if you kill Anna Niko will let Mikhail think the biker killed her when he calls him, lol...

That sounds interesting, but then the random character mission for Mikhail's wife wouldn't make sense. That's if you can do the side mission if you kill her.
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In No Love Lost, if you kill Anna Niko will let Mikhail think the biker killed her when he calls him, lol...

That sounds interesting, but then the random character mission for Mikhail's wife wouldn't make sense. That's if you can do the side mission if you kill her.

 

 

No, the mission fails if you kill Anna during "No Love Lost".

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In No Love Lost, if you kill Anna Niko will let Mikhail think the biker killed her when he calls him, lol...

 

That sounds interesting, but then the random character mission for Mikhail's wife wouldn't make sense. That's if you can do the side mission if you kill her.

 

No, the mission fails if you kill Anna during "No Love Lost".

Ohhh, my bad.
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GTA Vice City, unknown (probably Cuban mission?): "You bailed! Too tough for you?"

Couldn't find any videos, but I think that's from "Stunt Boat Challenge".

Yay, I can now confirm that that's indeed the case. What I did was beach the boat at one of the golf course jumps, exit, and run away. I got just the message I hadn't seen in ages! Almost makes me shed a tear. :p

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Eugene H. Krabs

If Phil Collins dies in the VCS mission, In the Air Tonight:

 

"Phil definitely felt it coming in the air tonight..."

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Maibatsu545

Some of the ones from the III era were really funny, the text is almost like another chraracter and was way more informal

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GTA Vice City, unknown (probably Cuban mission?): "You bailed! Too tough for you?"

Couldn't find any videos, but I think that's from "Stunt Boat Challenge".

Yay, I can now confirm that that's indeed the case. What I did was beach the boat at one of the golf course jumps, exit, and run away. I got just the message I hadn't seen in ages! Almost makes me shed a tear. :p

 

Did the "PCJ Playground" challenge and guess what popped up...

 

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Mac Tonight

Killing Millie after Key To Her Heart. You're supposed to wine and dine her until your relationship is good enough for you to get her key card.

 

I just said f*ck that sh*t and shot her in the face with my AK. Woozie's reaction is priceless. It's just funny how something that's supposed to be drawn out and long can be completed by something so simple. Also, I'm not gonna cheat on Denise. I ain't no busta.

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On 5/29/2016 at 3:00 PM, Carbonox said:

GTA Vice City, Stunt Boat Challenge: "You bailed! Too tough for you?"

That one also appears in the "Test Track", "PCJ Playground" and "Cone Crazy" side-missions.:)

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EkaSwede

The first Cuban mission in Vice City.

 

Something like: "You dress like a man, you talk like a man, but you DRIVE LIKE AN IDIOT!"

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GhettoJesus

My favorite is the Pizza Boy sidemission. "Pizza's too hot to handle?"
I wish there was a compilation of these mission failed messages from each game because I remember that they were funny but I haven't encountered too many mission failed messages.

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The "Guardian Angels" mission in VC has the best fail text when you lose the cash:

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"He got away with the money! Diaz will have your balls for this!"

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