Uncle Sikee Atric Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 The Officers didn't believe him when he denied he was kerb crawling for pre-teens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 "How many juice boxes have you had today, sir?" Jolly Swagman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolly Swagman Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 "Sorry kid you're getting the chair " Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Femme Fatale Posted February 11, 2017 Author Share Posted February 11, 2017 The seven days are up, so it's timeto count the votes. First Place: make total destroy - "cop pulls me over but i use my shrinkray to get charged as a minor. that is until the cop notices my nice personold bumper stickers on my mustang that i bought in cold hard cash because i make bank as a professional anarchist working for (((soros))). also skeever sux dix but there's nothing wrong with that what happens between consenting adults in the bedroom should not be a concern of anyone especially not the state."(3 votes) Second Place: Skeever - "New Jersey anarchist noticably shrinks after one officer points out the nice personold bumper stickers on his Mustang."(1 vote) Sharing Second Place: Voodoo - "How many juice boxes have you had today, sir?"(1 vote) Sharing Second Place: Jolly Swagman - "Sorry kid you're getting the chair "(1 vote) Third Place: Unkle Sikee Atric - The Officers didn't believe him when he denied he was kerb crawling for pre-teens.(default) Thank you all for participating, and congrats to the winners. And a special thanks to Skeevy for confirming to me that mtd lives in New Jersey. Anyway, here's the next pic: The contest begins now on 2-10-17 and ends on 2-17-17. Skeever 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Sikee Atric Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 I woke up next to worse when I was at university, more than once.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeever Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 "Even in his sleep, MTD is always happy to lend a hand in pleasing the bull. The other one? Clenching his blue balls." Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
make total destroy Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 After a long day of crafting nice personold jokes that are neither boring nor derivative, but are actually totally funny and completely original, Skeever retires to bed, exhausted from another hard day of work. As he collapses down to sleep next to the only one in the world he can open up to, the refrigerator door, he suddenly has an epiphany "I'm an idiot. I'm a f*cking moron". He drifts off to sleep. slimeball supreme, Uncle Sikee Atric, Coin and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimeball supreme Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 (edited) Skeever lay in bed, the complexities of self doubt drifting into his head. The night was long, and on long nights it is difficult to sleep without self contemplation. Is it sad to make underhanded comments on internet forums? Are you insecure about your political positions if you derail threads to make fun of someone you dislike? Maybe, just maybe, using random images to insult someone isn't very funny. "Honey, I'm home." Payne said, entering the room. He'd been shoveling sh*t, the workday tiring after taking night shift. "Sorry I'm late, I was screaming racial slurs at black people for, like, ever. It's tiring.""I understand, sweetie. I'm just..." Skeever sighed. "What's wrong?" Payne said, snuggling up to Skeever's cold, rigid body. "I'm just... it's about that picture thing. I've been making fun of MTD all day for no reason, but nobody seems to be liking my posts. Is it..." "Hey, hey, baby. Don't be like that. MTD is just a stupid dumb anarnice person SJW who probably thinks blacks are human. I like your posts anyway, and that's all you need, right?""I know, you always do. But should I actually contribute to the thread next time, or not even post at all? Or should I just try to derail the thread again?" "Honey, it's okay. I will back you every step of the way, and if anyone questions me I'll just repeat myself." The couple sighed. Their relationship was self-sustaining, and they both loved each other very much. Skeever would make unoriginal, sh*tty jokes, and Payne would PM white nationalist comics to anyone who disagreed. All was just. "So... do you wanna... hanky panky?" Payne asked. "Well I would, but I'm a f*cking fridge door." Payne grinned. "We can make it work. I'll call your boyfriend and I can watch." Edited February 14, 2017 by Mr. Fartenhate hasidichomeboy, rtie, Coin and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Femme Fatale Posted February 17, 2017 Author Share Posted February 17, 2017 The seven days are up, so it's time to count the votes. First Place: make total destroy - After a long day of crafting nice personold jokes that are neither boring nor derivative, but are actually totally funny and completely original, Skeever retires to bed, exhausted from another hard day of work. As he collapses down to sleep next to the only one in the world he can open up to, the refrigerator door, he suddenly has an epiphany "I'm an idiot. I'm a f*cking moron". He drifts off to sleep.(5 votes) Sharing First Place: Mr. Fartenhate - Skeever lay in bed, the complexities of self doubt drifting into his head. The night was long, and on long nights it is difficult to sleep without self contemplation. Is it sad to make underhanded comments on internet forums? Are you insecure about your political positions if you derail threads to make fun of someone you dislike? Maybe, just maybe, using random images to insult someone isn't very funny. "Honey, I'm home." Payne said, entering the room. He'd been shoveling sh*t, the workday tiring after taking night shift. "Sorry I'm late, I was screaming racial slurs at black people for, like, ever. It's tiring." "I understand, sweetie. I'm just..." Skeever sighed. "What's wrong?" Payne said, snuggling up to Skeever's cold, rigid body. "I'm just... it's about that picture thing. I've been making fun of MTD all day for no reason, but nobody seems to be liking my posts. Is it..." "Hey, hey, baby. Don't be like that. MTD is just a stupid dumb anarnice person SJW who probably thinks blacks are human. I like your posts anyway, and that's all you need, right?" "I know, you always do. But should I actually contribute to the thread next time, or not even post at all? Or should I just try to derail the thread again?" "Honey, it's okay. I will back you every step of the way, and if anyone questions me I'll just repeat myself." The couple sighed. Their relationship was self-sustaining, and they both loved each other very much. Skeever would make unoriginal, sh*tty jokes, and Payne would PM white nationalist comics to anyone who disagreed. All was just. "So... do you wanna... hanky panky?" Payne asked. "Well I would, but I'm a f*cking fridge door." Payne grinned. "We can make it work. I'll call your boyfriend and I can watch."(5 votes)] Second Place: Skeever - "Even in his sleep, MTD is always happy to lend a hand in pleasing the bull. The other one? Clenching his blue balls."(1 vote) Third Place: Unkle Sikee Atric - I woke up next to worse when I was at university, more than once....(default) I was going to disqualify the Elliot Rodgers look-alike's caption since he broke the rule of not editing the post, but since this is the first time this kind offense was made, I'm going to let it slide. Also, mtd gave it a like, and I don't wanna disappoint my forever boy by eliminating his favorite caption. But please, next time you want to post a new caption, delete the first one, then post the new one. Next picture. The contest begins now on 2/17/17 and ends on 2/24/17. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Sikee Atric Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 (edited) The physical revulsion response your body enters when you 'Like' a RollsReus1959 post.... (Edited to correct a missing capital letter on username) Edited February 17, 2017 by Uncle Sikee Atric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Femme Fatale Posted February 24, 2017 Author Share Posted February 24, 2017 The seven days are up, but not enough captions, time for a new pic. The contest begins now on 2/24/17, and ends on 3/3/17. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOUGL4S1 Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Don't wake me up, I'm wheely tired LiniArc, Skeever, The Dedito Gae and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Femme Fatale Posted March 4, 2017 Author Share Posted March 4, 2017 The seven days are up, but not enough entries. I'm still going to give Doug first place since he got a decent number of likes, including from our mascot. This is the next pic. The contest begins now on 3/3/17, and ends on 3/10/17. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Femme Fatale Posted March 10, 2017 Author Share Posted March 10, 2017 The seven days are up, but no captions, time for a new pic. Come on, mtd and Skeevy, say something. I love watching two smexy men get in a cat fight. Anyway, the contest begins now on 3/10/17 and ends on 3/17/17. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOUGL4S1 Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 "Dude, for the last time, that's a hand dryer, not a high-tech toilet from the future!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeever Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Come on, mtd and Skeevy, say something. I love watching two smexy men get in a cat fight. That's a good way to stop me from participating, kek. "mtd instinctively unbuckles his pants and bends over after feeling a gust of hot air go down his neck." Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dedito Gae Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 That's not how glory holes work. Audi, rtie, Skeever and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
make total destroy Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Skeever (noun) - an asshole full of hot air. rtie, The Dedito Gae, Coin and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Femme Fatale Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 The seven days are up, so it's time to count the votes. First Place: make total destroy - Skeever (noun) - an asshole full of hot air(4 votes). Sharing First Place: The Deadite - That's not how glory holes work.(4 votes).FYI you can use a gloryhole like that. Second Place: Skeever - "mtd instictively unbuckles his pants and bends over after feeling a gust of hot air go down his neck."(1 vote) Third Place: DOUGL4S1 - "Dude, for the last time, that's a hand dryer, not a high-tech toilet from the future!"(default). Thank you all for participating, and congrats to the winners. Now let's caption this pic. The contest begins now on 3/17/17, and ends on 3/24/17. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dedito Gae Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 "He's not fat, he's just Hulking out." Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOUGL4S1 Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 And here we see the normal people of Brazil: The South American Russia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeever Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 That's not how glory holes work. It was a prison rape joke, ya dingus. "The nice personold film 'Reagerotics 2' is known for being one of the biggest flops in the porn industry, with the only person known to have watched it in full being an anarcho-communist from New Jersey." Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dedito Gae Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 That's not how glory holes work. It was a prison rape joke, ya dingus.Huh? My comment wasn't directed to you... curd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Femme Fatale Posted March 18, 2017 Author Share Posted March 18, 2017 Lol, I was confused too. Btw, Skeevy, exactly where in New Jersey does mtd live? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeever Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Huh? My comment wasn't directed to you... curd. Sorry about that m8, I noticed there was no pic in your post and made the assumption you were replying to me. My mistake. Lol, I was confused too. Btw, Skeevy, exactly where in New Jersey does mtd live? 'fraid I don't know where, although I'd be more than happy to send you his way if I did. Femme Fatale, Payne Killer and The Dedito Gae 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
make total destroy Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 It was a prison rape joke, ya dingus. So the idea of me being raped in prison is funny to you? Skeever, Payne Killer and Femme Fatale 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Femme Fatale Posted March 25, 2017 Author Share Posted March 25, 2017 The seven days are up, so it's time to count the votes. First Place: Skeever - "The nice personold film 'Reagerotics 2' is known for being one of the biggest flops in the porn industry, with the only person known to have watched it in full being an anarcho-communist from New Jersey."(1 vote) Sharing First Place: The Deadite - "He's not fat, he's just Hulking out."(1 vote) Second Place: DOUGL4S1 - And here we see the normal people of Brazil: The South American Russia.(default) Now let's caption this pic. The contest begins now on 3/24/17, and ends on 3/31/17. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanzant Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 In Jim's mind, this was the only way to combat the "Friend Zone" and "Rape Whistles" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payne Killer Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 SHUURRRRRRIIIIKKKEN Skeever 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Femme Fatale Posted April 1, 2017 Author Share Posted April 1, 2017 The seven days are up, but not enough captions. Time for a new pic. The contest begins now on 3/31/17, and ends on 4/7/17. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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