The Dedito Gae Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 "First the tank top, then the hamburguer and bikini, you know what Cindy? It was fun the first times but now is getting stupid. Just wait til it rains and knock that sh*t off." Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payne Killer Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 (edited) I said to her, "it feels good having 300 Horsepower in the palm of my hands" She said, "Let me lick your power" #lustformoney2k16 #mymoneyismydick Edited August 5, 2016 by Payne The Dedito Gae, LiniArc and Mister Kay 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 "I am a girl and I'm licking a wheel." slimeball supreme 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA3Rockstar Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Cleaner than most rims she has licked LiniArc, Spaghetti Cat and monkb4skunk 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krashr Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 when you tell your blonde girlfriend that you just bought some flavoured rubbers Voodoo, The Dedito Gae and Shyabang Shyabang 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimeball supreme Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 "ill do whatever you want just put the gun down" The Dedito Gae 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolly Swagman Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 "These are some wheely good drugs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 "That car is a chick magnet." krashr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandraroscoe Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Unsurprisingly, Daft Punk's unmasked press conference turned heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Femme Fatale Posted August 10, 2016 Author Share Posted August 10, 2016 Hello darlings! The seven days are up, so it's time to count the votes... Results: First Place: BurgerKingpeaceRingpie - "rim job joke"(8 votes)... Second Place: krashr - when you tell your blonde girlfriend that you just bought some flavoured rubbers(2 votes)... Third Place: Voodoo - "That car is a chick magnet."(1 vote)... Sharing Third Place: Mr. Fartenhate - "ill do whatever you want just put the gun down"(1 vote)... Sharing Third Place: GTA3Rockstar - Cleaner than most rims she has licked(1 vote)... Sharing Third Place: universetwisters - "I am a girl and I'm licking a wheel."(1 vote)... Sharing Third Place: Payne - I said to her, "it feels good having 300 Horsepower at the palm of my hands" She said, "Let me lick your power" #lustformoney2k16 #mymoneyismydick(1 vote)... Sharing Third Place: Midnight Hitman - "First the tank top, then the hamburger and bikini, you know what Cindy? It was fun the first times, but now is getting stupid. Just wait til it rains, and knock that sh*t off."(1 vote)... Thank you all for participating, and congrats to the winners...Now let's try to caption this pic... The contest begins now on 8/9/16 and ends on 8/16/16, good luck! Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrenalist Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 ...In this image, we can delineate the age gap between those who have, and who have not, been exposed to hookers and cocaine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 "Justin puts mom on the corner to pay for Shark Cards." RedDagger, Skeever, Spaghetti Cat and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolly Swagman Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Mother outraged at Demarest's lowball offer for her son Payne Killer and Skeever 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Sikee Atric Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 (edited) Rocket Man FI pays off Kirsty to avoid yet another Banhammer threat! Edited August 10, 2016 by Sikee Atric Michael, Gay Tony, Kirsty and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith John Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 The moment young Anton Chigurh devised using a single coin instead of a wad of notes would yield even more effective results Skeever 1 bash the fash m8s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Psycho Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 'Where arew ywou waithing fwor? Hurwy up befwore i ghewt cwramp' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Femme Fatale Posted August 16, 2016 Author Share Posted August 16, 2016 Hello darlings! The seven days are up, so it's time to count the votes... Results: First Place: Voodoo - "Justin puts mom on the corner to buy shark cards."(9 votes)... Second Place: Sikee Atric - Rocket Man FI pays off Kirsty to avoid yet another banhammer threat!(3 votes)... Third Place: Jolly Swagman - Mother outraged at Demarest's lowball offer for her son(2 votes)... Thank you all for participating, and congrats to the winners, now let's caption this photo... The contest begins now on 8/16/16 and ends on 8/23/16, good luck! Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Sikee Atric Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 'A Physical Demonstration Of The U.S. Presidential Race In One Image.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 "When the pube gets stuck in the back of your throat." krashr, Payne Killer, TaylorTheCreator and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA3Rockstar Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Captioning with an image because I can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Dildo Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Donald Trump's campaign strategy. Uncle Sikee Atric and The Dedito Gae 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirsty Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 When you're making a Nutella sandwich and you notice a bit dropped on your finger Michael, Vikki_Suicide, Uncle Sikee Atric and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrenalist Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 A fist in the mouth is worth two in the bush. The Dedito Gae, Spaghetti Cat and GTA_stu 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Femme Fatale Posted August 23, 2016 Author Share Posted August 23, 2016 Hello darlings! The seven days are up, so it's time to count the votes... First Place: Kirsty - When you're making a Nutella sandwich and you notice a bit dropped on your finger(9 votes)... Second Place: Voodoo - "When the pube gets stuck in the back of your throat."(4 votes)... Third Place: El Diablo - Donald Trump's campaign strategy(2 votes)...Thank you all for participating, and congrats to all of the winners...Now let's caption this photo... The contest begins now on 8/23/16 and ends on 8/30/16, good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dedito Gae Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Meanwhile in SprayPaintedCraniums browsing history. Payne Killer and Skeever 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaghetti Cat Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 (edited) Guys, the prototype is getting close, but we need to add about 10% more douchbaggyness though. Edited August 23, 2016 by Spaghetti Cat Payne Killer 1 No Image Available Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payne Killer Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 "Dammit, this is not the size I ordered." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Sikee Atric Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 "Goddamn Amazon, I only wanted the head for my Godfather prank...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Enclosed card - "We hope you enjoy your new replica RealDoll. Now go f*ck yourself." Uncle Sikee Atric, Dutch Psycho, Spaghetti Cat and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Psycho Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 "God, it feels so hard and i'm not talking about my chest" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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