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Femme Fatale

Caption The Picture Contest v5

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Uncle Sikee Atric

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Misinterpreting the 'pick up' side of Grindr.

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John Smith

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White SJW expresses confusion as black man captures and returns him to his safe zone

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Adrenalist

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Robbery lesson #41

 

When dealing with men who have been incarcerated for more than ten years, refrain from using the phrase, "Take whatever you want."

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Star-Lord

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"Daddy's home."

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make total destroy

 

 

 

 

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Skeever is a white supremacist, a homophobe, and an overall bad person.

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Payne Killer

"Ayy mama, can I keep it?"

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Femme Fatale

The seven days are up, so it's time to count the votes...

 

 

 

Results:

First Place: Voodoo - "I found him stumbling around in front of Bahama Mamas muttering something about bowling with his cousin can we keep him?"

 

 

Second Place: Adrenalist - When dealing with men who have been incarcerated for more than ten years, refrain from using the phrase,"Take whatever you want."

 

 

Third Place: Skeever - " make total destroy isn't sure what worries him the most; the fact that his wife's bull went off script and took an interest in him, or that his US flag-pattern underwear showing for all of his anarchist his friends on Pornhub to see."

 

Thank you all for participating, and congrats to the winners...Now lets caption this pic:

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There's some wrongs that are wronger than others, and this is one of them...Anyway, the contest begins now on 6/28/16 and ends on 7/5/16...

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Skeever

 

 

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"Becky never could understand why she got such pleasure out of putting her

ass up to the old poster on her wall, which she only bothered to keep up

in order to hide the unsightly hole between her and her father's room."

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Uncle Sikee Atric

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Kirsty demonstrates the motions her cats use to scratch their backs.....

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Voodoo

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"Practicing for the homeschool spring dance."


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The Deadite

"What to do when you don't have toilet paper"

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Spaghetti Cat

Yeah, I'm gonna agree with John and voodoo on this one. Carry on...

 

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John Smith
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Voodoo

^He's got a point. That girl looks pretty young, so let's keep the creep factor to a minimum on the captions this round.

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PhillBellic

"Taking Celebrity fascination too far, one Poster at a time."

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GTA_stu

"2D 1D member wanted over thousands of charges of child molestation and voyeurism"

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Femme Fatale

The seven days are up, so it's time to count the votes...

 

First Place: Voodoo - "Practicing for the homeschhol spring dance."(3 votes)...

Second Place: Midnight Hitman - "What to do when you don't have toilet paper"(2 votes)...

Third Place: Skeever - "Becky never could understand understand why she got such pleasure out of putting her ass up to the old poster on her wall, which she only bothered to keep up in order to hide the unsightly hole between her and her father's room."(1 vote)...

 

Thank you all for participating, and congrats to the winners, now let's caption this other wall related pic(no underage girl this time)...

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The contest begins now on 7/5/16 and will end on 7/12/16...

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Skeever

 

 

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"Cleaning the excrement off the walls of an inmate's cell the old-fashioned way, one correctional nurse looks over

to see Chris Hansen give her a wink as he walks a skeevy-looking man into his padded, sound-proofed cell.

'I'll blank your brains out', says Hansen with a grin, as he slams the door shut."

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The Deadite

"Hansel & Gretel: XXX"

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Voodoo

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"The cookies taste like cookies and the condoms taste like snozzberries!"



Hint - Willy Wonka

 


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PhillBellic

Bah. Super Troopers FTW! :D

 

OT: "You're licking the wrong 'cookie' babe."

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Uncle Sikee Atric

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"This is a con, all I am tasting is wallpaper paste!"

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krashr

 

 

 

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meanwhile on the other side of the wall.. jared awaits his moment

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Spaghetti Cat

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The point when you realize that the English Lit Degree you've spent four years on just isn't leading to a high paying job.

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GTA_stu

"I like to lick lovingly round the outside then thrust my tongue in the middle!"

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Femme Fatale

Hello darlings! The seven days are up, so it's time to count the votes...

Results:

First Place: krashr - meanwhile on the other side of the wall.. jared awaits his moment(5 votes)...

Second Place: Voodoo - "The cookies taste like cookies and the condoms taste like snozzberries."(4 votes)...

Third Place: Midnight Hitman - "Hansel & Gretel: XXX"(1 vote)...

Sharing Third Place: GTA_stu - "I like to lick lovingly round the outside then thrust my toungue down the middle!"(1 vote)...

 

Thank you all for participating, and congrats to the winners, now let's caption this pic...

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The contest begins now on 7/12/16, and ends on 7/19/16, good luck!

 

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Uncle Sikee Atric

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He decided against streaking with his pants off as his boner was too small to make an impression on this crowd....

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Abel.

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Beauty, the beast and something about American football.

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GTA_stu

"The mediocre bowl"

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PhillBellic

"The Loser Bowl."

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