3,512 Types of GTAO Players

[Dr Labuschagne]

Well

 

The Grinder...

[Horse_With_No_Name]

The Heart Attack Victim:

That one player who is AFK in races consecutively and never drives a foot.

 

The Fashionista:

This player spends most of their time in cloth shops and dreams to be the next "Miss Los Santos" They usally take all five minutes to pick an outfit for a heist.

Edited May 28, 2016 by Horse_With_No_Name

[fw3]

The Fashionista:

This player spends most of their time in cloth shops and dreams to be the next "Miss Los Santos" They usally take all five minutes to pick an outfit for a heist.

lol! The Fashionista is a regular in my time in GTAO! See "her" all the time!

 

Of course, there's The Scramble Suit (from the book/film, A Scanner Darkly), which is a player that stands in front of you during a mission or Heist cycling through every outfit they own at rapid speeds.

They look like every player you've ever seen in GTAO, all at once and at the same time!

Often it can be quite alarming and may even cause seizures in younger players when they cycle too fast.

[MCMXCII]

 

The Fashionista:

This player spends most of their time in cloth shops and dreams to be the next "Miss Los Santos" They usally take all five minutes to pick an outfit for a heist.

lol! The Fashionista is a regular in my time in GTAO! See "her" all the time!

 

Of course, there's The Scramble Suit (from the book/film, A Scanner Darkly), which is a player that stands in front of you during a mission or Heist cycling through every outfit they own at rapid speeds.

They look like every player you've ever seen in GTAO, all at once and at the same time!

Often it can be quite alarming and may even cause seizures in younger players when they cycle too fast.

I tried that once and got called a modder for doing that in a mission with randoms. Then they tried to vote to kick me.

[Taintedsoul_x]

Donald Trump:

the one douchebag that continues to be racist on the mic for being butthurt over his death.

[Horse_With_No_Name]

The Niko Bellic:

The player who constantly chases you for revenge at every cost.

 

The Roman Bellic:

The friend who bugs you to join their jobs and lobbies constantly

 

The Dimitri Rascalov:

The player who you start to trust then stabs you in the back.

 

The Little Jacob:

The Jamaican player on the mic who is always stoned and you can't understand.

 

The Jimmy Pegirino:

The player who thinks he can compare and is good but is actually trash

 

The Bernie Crane/Florian:

The flamboyant player on the mic who sounds gay and his charecter wears drag.

 

The Brucie Kibbutz:

The really annoying kid who is so full of himself he brags over the mic about his polished K/D or skills.

 

The Dwayne Forge:

The tough player that actually lives in the hood, and f*cks up the little fake and weak"Playboy Xs" that try f*ck with him.

 

The Derrick McReary:

That one complete "smack on spoon" guy on the mic who is a complete crackhead that has no clue what the f*ck is going on.

 

The Vlady boy:

The usually rank 50-100 player who f*cks up 1-25 lvl player but gets owned when someone bigger than them messes with them.

 

The Manny Escuela:

The passive mode(sometimes not) guy who tells people to stop shooting and wants peace in the streets.

 

The Darko Brevic:

The kind of player who will go to crazy lengths to claim a $1000 bounty.

 

The Gracie Ancelotti:

The player who is a bitch to kill and puts up a good fight.

 

The Gordon Seargent:

Doesn't want to hear stories about your family, believes they are "so boring listening to them is like being in Purgatory." He gets screwed in the ninth damn inning on that Swingers game last week because "a guy who bats on 50 hits a three run homer, bullsh*t"

Edited May 29, 2016 by Horse_With_No_Name

[ArcadeWilliamz]

The Williamz

 

A masked dude dressed in a nice suit spends his hard earned cash on his eye catchy cars he loves & drives daily for transportation rarely uses air or sea transport. He gets annoyed by fellow players stupidity and their sh*tty internet connection.

 

EDIT: Unsatisfied

Edited May 30, 2016 by ArcadeWilliamz

[Tonguegirl]

The Hemorrhoid - (racer). Enjoys 'piles' of cars . Massive pain in the arse, never misses an opportunity to 'pit' other drivers even though it costs him/her the race. Will continue trying to 'pit' you even if you and them are the last two by a country fu*king mile.

[Yozora]

Claude Speed:

 

Been around since forever

Gunna be around until GTA is no more.

[fw3]

The Hemorrhoid - (racer). Enjoys 'piles' of cars . Massive pain in the arse, never misses an opportunity to 'pit' other drivers even though it costs him/her the race. Will continue trying to 'pit' you even if you and them are the last two by a country fu*king mile.

@Tonguegirl, I invite you to read the post I just left in this thread, "What do you think should be done about GTAO races?"

 

While I used to absolutely love racing on GTAIV:Multiplayer, the racing on GTAO is less than desirable for a number of reasons.

Last night, I was put in the position of being run out of a race, finishing last, or maybe... entertain myself and screwing with the toolbag Hemorrhoids who ruined the whole thing, right from the "Go."

Some might argue that I was being the Hemorrhoid, but my view is that it was merely payback at the end of the race for the dooshelot actions at the beginning of the race.

 

Cheers!

[Rose.Quartz]

The Driver: The type of person who drives around San Andreas with no objective.

[Furtive Pygmy]

The Creep - People who follow players around, messages them out of the blue, or tries to add them simply because they have a female character (experienced this when I made my alt character and it's pretty damn annoying).

 

The Tacticool - Your standard tryhard PvPer who treats GTAO like it's some kind of competitive game. Typically dressed up like a CoD reject.

Edited May 30, 2016 by Furtive Pygmy

[MCMXCII]

The One-Handed Creep

This player is just like a regular creep except they always have one hand on their "member" and will always be getting themselves off to any female character and npc in the game. If they're on mic, you can usually hear a lot of heavy breathing coming from this person.

Edited May 30, 2016 by jrl51592

[Martin15]

The Mecha Robot

[MCMXCII]

The Mecha Robot

 

That robot looks sassy.

[ash-274]

The Nigerian Royalty

Those players that use the Creator to make scam DMs/TDMs/Captures/etc. that promise absurd levels of cash and RP that in reality are just traps so the host can continuously spawn-kill the sucker players

[Mach1bud]

The Old Man

 

Has a character that looks extensively more impressive, distinct, and realistic than the average player. Is a very high level, despite not being able to PvP for sh*t. Takes forever to get anywhere because he can't stop taking pictures of everything. Driving ability completely contradicts his combat abilities, in that for some reason he has way above average driving skills. Has been playing since day one.

[fw3]

The Old Man

 

Has a character that looks extensively more impressive, distinct, and realistic than the average player. Is a very high level, despite not being able to PvP for sh*t. Takes forever to get anywhere because he can't stop taking pictures of everything. Driving ability completely contradicts his combat abilities, in that for some reason he has way above average driving skills. Has been playing since day one.

Omg. You just decribed me! Both in-game and in real life! LOL!!!

 

This, of course, makes me think of the player I met the other night, Judgy McJudgepants.

You know, the player on the mic that criticizes everybody who tries to kill them, saying, "dude, you live in your mom's basement" and "I bet you swim with your dad!"

This is the guy who is more interested in berating and belittling a session of players than actually playing GTAO.

No skills, low-to-midlevel rank, but boy, has he got an opinion about everyone in the lobby, based on nothing!

 

Seems to be a regular on Sunday nights.

[Hunter]

The Soviet-Afghan war pilot:

 

During long drives, he or she has an inexplicable urge to fill the sky with as many flares as possible.

 

 

Yes; I'm one of them.

[jdv95]

the "LOOK AT MAH CARRRRRR":

the player who always puts the most ugly and ill fitting modifications on his/her cars.

options include:the veneno spoiler on the zentorno,the GT wing on the feltzer,jester and kuruma,the custom front bumper on the T20 and osiris.

dollar sign rims on super/sports cars etc.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Im struggling to find a name for this type of player but

 

That VIP that surrounds themselves with bodyguards just for free roam nothing else

Suggestions more than welcome

[Tonguegirl]

Im struggling to find a name for this type of player but

 

That VIP that surrounds themselves with bodyguards just for free roam nothing else

Suggestions more than welcome

 

I believe the word and spelling you're looking for is 'PU$$IES'. At least that's what the Oxford English Dictionary has .

[Konata Inoue]

The Soviet-Afghan war pilot:

 

During long drives, he or she has an inexplicable urge to fill the sky with as many flares as possible.

 

 

Yes; I'm one of them.

Everytime i do the Humane Labs raid.

 

What about the Guy who takes crew to serious?

 

That guy/crew who get upset when you go into their "Part of the map" or drive "their crew car".

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

Im struggling to find a name for this type of player but

 

That VIP that surrounds themselves with bodyguards just for free roam nothing else

Suggestions more than welcome

 

I believe the word and spelling you're looking for is 'PU$$IES'. At least that's what the Oxford English Dictionary has .

 

Maybe "THE PU$$¥" might be the one lol its always this type of player that messages 1v1 PU$$¥ and you know its a 1 on 4

[ash-274]

The headhunter

Those players that absolutely spams you with requests to join their VIP organization. Rockstar then kindly pops up its own reminders of how you can view and accept the requests. Finally, they will even text you requests to join their organization.

[Broblab]

 

 

The grinder

Kind of like the elitist except it's that guy who has been grinding missions ever since the game came out and he can't stop! He's probably over level 500 and doesn't do anything else other than doing missions and rest mode his PS4 so he can abuse any event going on to get even more money and RP than he should. He usually plays missions by himself because all the other people do is blow up the objectives, troll and do things the wrong way!

 

 

 

have we met?

 

how do you know me

[Mini Madrazo]

The Soviet-Afghan war pilot:

 

During long drives, he or she has an inexplicable urge to fill the sky with as many flares as possible.

 

 

Yes; I'm one of them.

Same

[Tonguegirl]

The Daft Casper - Has no idea what Passive Mode is or what Non-Contact means. Will constantly try to shoot you or smash into you despite it having no effect whatsoever. When not playing video games The Daft Casper can be found in front of a mirror punching their own reflection "'cause it looked at them funny".

Edited May 31, 2016 by Tonguegirl

[SinZer0s]

The ghost

 

has an invisible body and will do ANYTHING to win

[Chaera]

The Asshole

 

Specifically found during missions, usually young and spanish from my experiences. They make it their duty to kill you and everyone during the mission, then drive around aimlessly or intentionally fail the mission.

 

 

The Helen Keller:

 

The player who is AFK during contact missions, many times multiple in a row.

 

Usually receives high level through using this method continuously while focusing on jerking off the family pooch or arguing with his mum over who loads the dishwasher that night and why daddy never came back after going out for Greek yogurt at 3 AM in 2002.

I hate this type in particular. They always discourage me from continuing missions cuz I never wanna make them money.