3,512 Types of GTAO Players

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Off topic: Who was Xeonxx? I know who that other kid was but I don't remember seeing this Xeonxx kid.

 

On topic:

 

The Youtube Fanatic

 

 

This person is often dressed as his/her favorite Youtuber(s). They are typically underage children and tend to become fodder for everyone in the lobby.

Both voiced their opinions slightly too much and other members took it to heart they'll be back

 

Back on topic

The passive bitch :The player thats all mouth no action (passive car bailing hits them where it hurts )

[jdv95]

 

Off topic: Who was Xeonxx? I know who that other kid was but I don't remember seeing this Xeonxx kid.

 

On topic:

 

The Youtube Fanatic

 

 

This person is often dressed as his/her favorite Youtuber(s). They are typically underage children and tend to become fodder for everyone in the lobby.

Both voiced their opinions way too much by only spouting out insults and other members took it to heart they'll be back

 

Back on topic

The passive bitch :The player thats all mouth no action (passive car bailing hits them where it hurts )

 

fixed it.

[MCMXCII]

@temi4328, I hardly spend much time in V section so that's probably why I wasn't familiar with him.

 

@HARBUJUAN THE GREATEST, Yeah it got annoying lol but it won't surprise me if they do come back.

 

The Deadbeat

This person is a parent who will either blatantly ignore their child(ren) and or yell at and throw insults at their kid(s) whenever their kid(s) interrupts their play time on GTAO. They always have a mic on so that we all can hear what's going on in their personal life. When they are called out on being a sh*tty parent, they will usually throw insults and racial slurs at whomever did the calling out. They don't want to grow up and be a good parent to their children that they don't even deserve. They are the lowest of the low and should be repeatedly spawned killed over and over again when they are encountered in a lobby.

Edited May 24, 2016 by jrl51592

[Dr Labuschagne]

Me

 

The limit pusher: Drives the hardest cars to handle, can't cruise for sh*t, always in a hurry, hardly crashes, always outruns the Dickheads or anyone in almost anything. Hates even the slightest scratches on their car (stolen or not), loves to chauffeur people around L.s mostly crew leaders and organization leaders, but ultimately they so just want to break that 200mph Mark some day...

[fw3]

Me

 

The limit pusher: Drives the hardest cars to handle, can't cruise for sh*t, always in a hurry, hardly crashes, always outruns the Dickheads or anyone in almost anything. Hates even the slightest scratches on their car (stolen or not), loves to chauffeur people around L.s mostly crew leaders and organization leaders, but ultimately they so just want to break that 200mph Mark some day...

To other players, he's:

 

The Where The Hell Is He Going?

That guy you see flying through Los Santos - through PvP battles, PvCop battles, players crashing, shopping, AFK, spawning in, etc. – at break neck speeds, his little white blip (never pink or red) going half way across the map in the time it takes for you to say, "Where the hell is HE going?"

[Guy with a Beer]

HUMAN MISSILE

This player can be found riding a Bati at high speed through Los Santos until they slam into a car at an intersection at 160mph. This is the precise moment where the the Bati rider becomes the Human Missile as he parts company with his bike, still traveling at 160 mph and slams face first into a building leaving large blood stain on the wall and sidewalk below.

[Member's Only]

 

Off topic: Who was Xeonxx? I know who that other kid was but I don't remember seeing this Xeonxx kid.

On topic:The Youtube FanaticThis person is often dressed as his/her favorite Youtuber(s). They are typically underage children and tend to become fodder for everyone in the lobby.

All you need to see is this famous quote by him in the V section. "GTA V is a flawless game with flaws". Felt sorry for this section having to put up with his sh*t.

 

And his most famous GTAO section quote "I should sue you in court for offending me".

[Mr_Zombly]

HUMAN MISSILE

This player can be found riding a Bati at high speed through Los Santos until they slam into a car at an intersection at 160mph. This is the precise moment where the the Bati rider becomes the Human Missile as he parts company with his bike, still traveling at 160 mph and slams face first into a building leaving large blood stain on the wall and sidewalk below.

[LieutenantLoserz]

, I put a request to do only, like, 1-5 replies, but you have clearly owned this thread with some brilliant replies! holy crappoli are those funny!!! "Hey, you wanna come to my garage and see my BOOgati?" LOL!!

 

 

Everytime I go into gta I see more and more and I just have to post, I think everyone can relate to have seeing, hearing or killing him the Boogaddi, ik I have

 

To save competition for the others, I'll do one last one lmao, then I'll enjoy the other entries

Edited May 25, 2016 by Broken Condom Kid

[ash-274]

 

, I put a request to do only, like, 1-5 replies, but you have clearly owned this thread with some brilliant replies! holy crappoli are those funny!!! "Hey, you wanna come to my garage and see my BOOgati?" LOL!!

 

 

Everytime I go into gta I see more and more and I just have to post, I think everyone can relate to have seeing, hearing or killing him the Boogaddi, ik I have

 

To save competition for the others, I'll do one last one lmao, then I'll enjoy the other entries

Of course I have this on my Adder. It's not chrome, but it was as expensive and irritating as I could make it at the time

 

 

[Tonguegirl]

 

HUMAN MISSILE

This player can be found riding a Bati at high speed through Los Santos until they slam into a car at an intersection at 160mph. This is the precise moment where the the Bati rider becomes the Human Missile as he parts company with his bike, still traveling at 160 mph and slams face first into a building leaving large blood stain on the wall and sidewalk below.

 

 

 

Yep, pretty much sums-up my attempts at stunting so far.

[ash-274]

 

 

HUMAN MISSILE

This player can be found riding a Bati at high speed through Los Santos until they slam into a car at an intersection at 160mph. This is the precise moment where the the Bati rider becomes the Human Missile as he parts company with his bike, still traveling at 160 mph and slams face first into a building leaving large blood stain on the wall and sidewalk below.

 

 

 

Yep, pretty much sums-up my attempts at stunting so far.

 

Also sums up my experience of trying to ride a motorcycle through NPC traffic

[JMemphis]

 

 

Off topic: Who was Xeonxx? I know who that other kid was but I don't remember seeing this Xeonxx kid.

On topic:The Youtube FanaticThis person is often dressed as his/her favorite Youtuber(s). They are typically underage children and tend to become fodder for everyone in the lobby.

All you need to see is this famous quote by him in the V section. "GTA V is a flawless game with flaws". Felt sorry for this section having to put up with his sh*t.

 

And his most famous GTAO section quote "I should sue you in court for offending me".OMFG Find me that link

[Member's Only]

 

 

 

Off topic: Who was Xeonxx? I know who that other kid was but I don't remember seeing this Xeonxx kid.

On topic:The Youtube FanaticThis person is often dressed as his/her favorite Youtuber(s). They are typically underage children and tend to become fodder for everyone in the lobby.

All you need to see is this famous quote by him in the V section. "GTA V is a flawless game with flaws". Felt sorry for this section having to put up with his sh*t.

 

And his most famous GTAO section quote "I should sue you in court for offending me".

OMFG Find me that link

 

It was a month's old thread, he said some stupid bullsh*t like "glitchers should serve jail time for their crime" and I called him out as a brain dead dipsh*t.

[jdv95]

 

 

 

 

Off topic: Who was Xeonxx? I know who that other kid was but I don't remember seeing this Xeonxx kid.

On topic:The Youtube FanaticThis person is often dressed as his/her favorite Youtuber(s). They are typically underage children and tend to become fodder for everyone in the lobby.

All you need to see is this famous quote by him in the V section. "GTA V is a flawless game with flaws". Felt sorry for this section having to put up with his sh*t.

 

And his most famous GTAO section quote "I should sue you in court for offending me".

OMFG Find me that link

 

It was a month's old thread, he said some stupid bullsh*t like "glitchers should serve jail time for their crime" and I called him out as a brain dead dipsh*t. Well that Guy sure had comedy film material.

[DedetOS1]

Non-Givers : You rob a store and share all the money with some random players such as low levels or innocent ones.The problem is after all you've done,they don't give a f*ck about it.No thanking,no saluting.They give nothing,they don't have anything to give...

 

Living Since Mozart : Those bustards come to you,start honking their classical horns.You are probably on foot,you walk away but they follow.You make a gesture,they still honking.You stay there for 5 minutes,they honk for 5 minutes.Free music show but the problem is,you don't like it.

 

Do you know where is the finish line? : This guy is the funniest part of racing.You come 1st,2nd and 3rd ones are done,4th is coming,5th has just arrived but wait,where is the 6th racer?He is following an irrelevant path.Is he halllucinating?30 seconds countdown is still going.He makes a final effort;honks at the last second and it's done,end of the race.

Edited May 26, 2016 by Freak_Show

[Blasterman4EVER]

The Homebody

Sits in his apartment and invites players non-stop. Never leaves.


The "Breakfast at the Strip Club" Guy

Every time you're online in his session, he's at the strip club, leaning against the rail (fapping in real life while his PC, cell phone, tablet, and second television all display varying types of Hentai videos).


The Family Reject

The guy who kills himself every time he has been hurt during PvP combat for the sake of preserving or boosting his K/DR. His family is ashamed of him not because he plays video games all day, but because he is a pussy.


The Ostrich

The guy who excitedly gets into a jet, ready to own noobs, then crashes and kills himself before he is in the air for more than a minute.

Edited May 26, 2016 by Blasterman4EVER

[MCMXCII]

The "Breakfast at the Strip Club" Guy

 

Every time you're online in his session, he's at the strip club, leaning against the rail (fapping in real life while his PC, cell phone, tablet, and second television all display varying types of Hentai videos).

haha I feel like you have experience with this one. You were a bit too specific about it lol There's no shame man, I understand you got to do what you got to do.

[Der Süden]

The type that keeps shooting at you even though you're in passive mode minding your own business and not posing a threat.

[Tonguegirl]

The Ostrich

 

The guy girl who excitedly gets into a jet, ready to own noobs, then crashes and kills himself before she is in the air for more than a minute.

 

Like me trying to fly my recently purchased Hydra. It's definately no Lazer.

 

The Magoo - Racing enthusiast who can't stand losing so drives in the opposite direction smashing into everyone else. (Also known by the Latin name of 'naturale eius debent' or Cu*t in English).

Edited May 26, 2016 by Tonguegirl

[GT500SuperSnake]

The Adventurer

Has been across the map, exploring everything from alleyways to the highest mountains. These players find solitude in beauty of the environment. Always on the lookout for paths and hidden interiors or simply a nice place to watch the sunset.

 

The Cruiser

Traveler of the state of San Andreas. Usually The Cruiser enjoys taking the scenic route, and roads less traveled. This player is savors the journey and is not in a rush to reach the destination. If you don't find one tearing up a dirt road or winding through the hills, they're probably rumbling down the boulevard.

 

The Hitchhiker

Rarely seen behind the wheel of a vehicle, these characters don't take their own car to a mission/heist and set waypoints on the map to a destination the driver is already familiar with. In freemode, The Hitchhiker may appear non-hostile at first, but without warning may attempt to carjack or even kill an unsuspecting driver.

 

The Paparazzo

One who frequently takes Snapmatics of landmarks and other players. Typically, this character tends to use filters that distort an image until it is barely recognizable.

[BasixSD]

This is based on a player I actually know:

 

The Mosher

 

The pussy who stays in his apartment while his organization gets killed cuz he doesn't want to lose his modded kd

[fw3]

 

> truncated <

 

The Magoo - Racing enthusiast who can't stand losing so drives in the opposite direction smashing into everyone else.

Just curious, @Tonguegirl, where did you draw this reference from? There was an old cartoon character when I was young called, Mr. Magoo, who was a blind, rich fool who was a notoriously bad driver.

 

Wasn't sure if you were calling on him, so if you were, then thank you – someone gets it!

 

CAUTION: This video sums up just about every single one of you GTAholes when it comes to bad driving! lol!!

 

Meet, The Magoo:

 

 

 

GTAhole

Every single one of you motherslappers! lol!

 

And <sigh> myself, included.

Edited May 26, 2016 by fw3

[ash-274]

The Permagrenadier

Players that either can't or simply won't play any PvP mode without exclusively using any/all explosives and/or the minigun

 

I played a 2-player TDM at Ace Liquor this morning with a rank-250+ that must have spent more on ammunition than what a set of hydraulics costs at Benny's. The final score after 15 minutes: 2-2. I suppose he was hoping that I'd be a Rambo

[jdv95]

The exotic: the player with garages filled with the more fancy cars and a wardrobe full of suits.has a special bond with grotti. AKA me. The team troll:the player who Rams and runs over his own team mates to get cheap kills and then brags with his/her KD of 55.32. The sex overdrive:the player who buys a sex act,films it and puts it On his Facebook with the caption"swagg" and a sexual rap song to go allong with said video.

[The First Hunter]

Going a little MGS style:

 

Kaz: Can't shoot or fight for sh*t, just talks and insults either in passive or not

 

Huey: Betrayer b*tch who attacks his fellow teammates after a mission or heist! Says he was joking after getting owned

 

Raiden: Always uses melee weapons and is quite good at using them

 

Big Boss: Best player of all the time! Has mastered everything in gta!

 

Solid Snake: Wants to be like Big Boss, and succeeds

 

Liquid Snake: Wants to be like Big Boss but won't succeed

 

Ocelot: Favors one handed weapons (Heavy revolver to be specific) is a good troll

 

Skullface: Talks sh*t, Always a vip and can't do sh*t without his body guards.

 

The End: Has ungodly sniping abilites, you'll never know what hit you

 

Quiet: The female and slut*y version of the end

 

Sniper Wolf: Less slut*y compared to Quiet

[Cackling Jack]

 

The Ostrich

 

The guy girl who excitedly gets into a jet, ready to own noobs, then crashes and kills himself before she is in the air for more than a minute.

 

Like me trying to fly my recently purchased Hydra. It's definately no Lazer.

 

The Magoo - Racing enthusiast who can't stand losing so drives in the opposite direction smashing into everyone else. (Also known by the Latin name of 'naturale eius debent' or Cu*t in English).

 

 

I'm like that too mate. I can't fly any jets so I don't try.

[MCMXCII]

 

 

The Ostrich

 

The guy girl who excitedly gets into a jet, ready to own noobs, then crashes and kills himself before she is in the air for more than a minute.

Like me trying to fly my recently purchased Hydra. It's definately no Lazer.

 

The Magoo - Racing enthusiast who can't stand losing so drives in the opposite direction smashing into everyone else. (Also known by the Latin name of 'naturale eius debent' or Cu*t in English).

 

I'm like that too mate. I can't fly any jets so I don't try.

The hydra takes some getting use to but once you get the hang of it, it's pretty easy. The Lazer is a lot easier to fly than the Hydra.

[NubcakeVII]

The Helen Keller:

 

The player who is AFK during contact missions, many times multiple in a row.

 

Usually receives high level through using this method continuously while focusing on jerking off the family pooch or arguing with his mum over who loads the dishwasher that night and why daddy never came back after going out for Greek yogurt at 3 AM in 2002.

[fw3]

The Helen Keller:

 

The player who is AFK during contact missions, many times multiple in a row.

 

Usually receives high level through using this method continuously while focusing on jerking off the family pooch or arguing with his mum over who loads the dishwasher that night and why daddy never came back after going out for Greek yogurt at 3 AM in 2002.

Hysterical!

 

And for the record, it was 2004 and I plan on going back at some point. Maybe.