3,512 Types of GTAO Players

[Quadro]

The Silent Comedian - The guy in the crew who never has a mic, but makes you laugh just as much as others with one.

 

The Drunken Player - Obnoxious and arrogant player who talks over everyone and doesn't join in the conversation - he makes his own! Usually ruins the fun for the day.

 

The Stoner Player - Constantly laughing over the smaller things in the game but be warned - shocking for missions and heists

 

The Stalker - Latches onto a player from playing in game or from various social media avenues. Tries to follow you from session to session, crew to crew, game to game.

 

The "Lester the Molester" - Constantly hits on "girls" in the game, asking them various creepy and intrusive questions. He's the guy who checks someone's profile 10 times a day.

 

The Lonely Player - The one who plays online with no crew, no friends or any connections for that matter. It usually by choice, but not for some.

 

The Eager Beaver - The player who doesn't take breaks, is online 8-10 hours a day and doesn't have any downtime between activities. Time is money!

 

The One Man Army - That player that you try to pick on 1 vs 3 but ends up destroying each and everyone of you. (Stoakzee )

 

The Musketeer - That random player who just uses the musket to bring pain and tears to your eyes.

 

The Friendly Player - Usually found in the north, this player will usually honk whilst driving past to let you know he is friendly.

 

The "I'm not scared" - Usually a lone player that comes into a group of players to cause mayham. More often than most, they are left with their tails between their legs.

 

The Terrible Troll - Tries to troll you via texts or via mic. 99% of the time, they are outwitted, looked like a fool and/or contradicted themselves in their trolling. Good for laughs on those boring nights. Usually goes hand in hand with Squeakers.

 

The K/D Fodder - That one player who just is so atrocious at playing, that you get 30-0 before you feel sorry for the player and leave him before you eat him up some more.

 

The Apartment Dweller - The player who sits in his apartment and invites the whole lobby in for reasons that I still can't understand these days. Usually goes hand in hand with the lonely player.

 

The "Robin Hood" - Gives all of his cut, his mission earnings and any extra cash he can to you whenever he gets the chance.

 

The "Attention to Detail" Player - This player is still in amazement of all the small things that make GTA great (grass graphics, water graphics, easter eggs ect ect) and usually spends most of their time buying outfits or rearranging and painting their cars.

 

The Equalizer - This player goes session to session and finds those fights where 1 or more people are getting destroyed and they come to their aid to balance out the fight.

 

Great thread as always Fw3!

Edited May 23, 2016 by Quadro

[fw3]

The Fireman/woman - Never happy unless they're running up a ladder. Seem to be suffering from reverse-acrophobia, won't engage you if they're on the ground (close cousin of the 'Rooftop Executive' ).

Maybe these poor souls are simply agyrophobic and afraid of going in the street?

 

I mean, who can blame them? I've lost count of how many times I've been run down by random drivers, cops, and other players!

[Faeryx]

The try-hard (a combination of other player types): someone who initiates PVP at random and proceeds to marksman spam until it's not fun anymore all the while repeatedly killing themselves every time you land a shot or get too close, if you shut them down they go passive and get a jet and then repeatedly go passive and get a new jet each time you destroy one.

[Death Rains From Above]

The Michael Bay:

Anyone who just wants to see sh*t blow up. Just like everyone who watches the Transformers movies. Doesn't matter how, Savage rocket barrage, Tank Rampage, RPG into a traffic jam, Merrweather Airstrike on a Car Meet, Car Bomb into random, basically anything that would give Michael Bay more footage for the next Transformers movie.

 

The Weeny Bomber:

One who puts sticky bombs all over a Weeny Issi, goes off-radar, casually approaches a random player as if one were an NPC (usually bounties or K/D whores), then detonates the stickies. For added fun, jump out of the Weeny just in time to survive and witness the bomb car hit the target.

[GTA_dog]

The invite only

Minds their own business if encountered. Spends their entire game in a session by themselves or with a friend or crew member, usually earning money and rp in missions and doing VIP work. Usually leaves public sessions within 10 seconds of joining, only to go back to an invite only session.

 

Bodyguard Wannabe

Usually sends a text asking to be a bodyguard and asking to do VIP work. Reliable, but would switch sides if their VIP's time runs out.

[Cackling Jack]

The Operator::

 

He/She is a professional pvp player that goes after any player regardless of rank or kdr. No jets or armored vehicles required.

Edited May 23, 2016 by JackIrish

[REDDICE]

The Paranoid Militant:

 

Fashion: Bullet Proof Helmet + Heavy Utility Vest (very military style)

Vehicles: Insurgent, Armored Kuruma, Hydra

Weapons: Mini gun, Heavy/Marksman Sniper, RPG, any explosives

Combat: Will often "shuffle" in FPS, especially while using the Heavy and Marksman snipers. When they deal with a level 120+ player they will land one Heavy Sniper bullet then continuously spam the Marksman Sniper. If they feel truly threatened then they will spam the mini gun and RPG. They will commit suicide when they know their KD is at risk. If they feel corned, they will go off radar, call a mugger, or go into passive while bragging about their "skill".

Edited May 23, 2016 by REDDICE0818

[Horse_With_No_Name]

The role player:

 

Usually found around Paleto Bay. Will drive a tractor back and forth threw a feild and claim their "working". Occasionally will get out and take pictures. Sometimes will get in Statum and drive away saying "I got pick up the kids from school". Usually weird, depressed 30 year old.

 

The Wimp Badass

 

After someone trumps this guy 15-0 an he finally gets his first kill he get on the mic and say "sit down bitch" even after being killed for hours. Usually then proceed to run away.

 

The Collector:

 

Collects all "rare" cars even without driving them. Collections usually include Hearse, sea wash tornado, mariachi tornado, fully modded sadlers and stratums, rusty voodoos, snow cars, and baggers/deamons

 

Mr. Elegance:

 

Usually younger 5-13. These kiddies usually suck at the game itself but their garage consists of chrentornos, chradders, Chrorismos, Chreetas, Chro20s, and Chrosiris all paid for by mommys credit card.

 

The Day 1:

You'll usually find these newbies near Davis after beating Lamar in slow af emperor, so they'll be confident. Unpredictable but will usually drop 9 pistol bullets in your chest before you roll and drop 1 combat MG bullet in their brain.

 

Creeper:

 

Usually a little 11 year old who's charecter wears face paint and combat gear. They will ask you to be their girlfriend bc you have a girl char even though your ign is MRxMACHOxBEARDx. They will usually follow you around doing the air hump or jerk animations and call you bae.

 

The No-Lifer:

 

This sad, sad human being (usually 20-35) still mommys basement spends every waking moment on gta. Their rank is usually (legit) 600-1050. Their race record is 8923-1738. Occasionly trash talk

Edited May 23, 2016 by Horse_With_No_Name

[Mini Madrazo]

The Rambo Badazz- Players that think they have everything under control either in a mission,heist,LTS,deathmatch or any modes that require a team effort/strategy but die very quickly.

 

The "I quit"- Somewhat like the Rambo Badazz except the player rage quits because they're too trigger happy and feel the need to go guns blazing but fail. Usually found in heist or any Rockets & Insurgent like LTS's.

 

The Playboy- The player sees a girl character and automatically thinks it's a girl playing so they try to spit game/win her over with "smooth" moves only to find out that it's a guy playing. If a girl is actually playing then "The Playboy" 9/10 times still fails in winning her over. Might insult the girl due to not being able to take a turn down or the embarrassment.

*note GTA RP level may vary*

 

The IGN-? I got nothing other than some are f*ckboys and are a common enemy to me Feel free to add to this.

 

 

The "Need for Speed" or the "Ricky Bobby"- Found in races and are players that literary feel the need to speed with no intentions on using their break cause a big collision usually the first few seconds of a race depending on where the first turn in the race is. Speaking of races

 

The "I'm Numba 1!"- Also found in races,players who 9/10 times aren't provoked,spin you out or do any and everything to get in first for the f*ck of it. Also can be found in missions or heist.

 

The Ric Flair- Also known as "the big baller"- Player that has any and everything in GTA. Sees that money isn't a problem and always has tons of cash in the bank. Might be sharkcards,might be modded money.

"WOOOOOOOO"

 

The Stone Cold Steve Austin-Players(usually kids) that curse up a storm on the mic like it's nothing. Player might threaten to beat you up or dish out any other threats as if they will see you in person.

 

The "Pimp My Rider"- Players that have awful taste in color coordinating their cars thinking its the fliest sh*t around Los Santos or Blaine County. Player might run you over if you decline to get into their ride during missions or heist.

 

The Snoop Dogg- Players that are stoned and stay stoned while playing GTA. Nothing else to add

Edited May 23, 2016 by RockstarZigs

[CaptSpalding]

The phsycopath. That covers just about everyone.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

The free roam troll: That player thats just a complete pain in the arse that knows all the tricks,puts the lobby on edge usually gets kicked

[Nomis24]

The Backstabber:

 

After doing a mission or a heist with him, as soon as you spawn back in a public lobby beside him, he will greets you with a shotgun shell to the face.

Edited May 23, 2016 by Nomis24

[Yozora]

Triple threat:

 

The VIP/BODYGUARD TRIO

they'll usually camp out a closed quarters area and triple team literary anybody who gets close.

 

The "vajayjay"

 

A female who craves attention bc she's female then proceeds to make condescending comments about your man hood bc that's their only form of ammo.

Edited May 23, 2016 by DreamTraveler2

[LieutenantLoserz]

I'm back with heist related ones

 

The Mr. Krabs: gives you 0% to 5% cut on the heist

 

The Quicker-f*cker-Upper: purposely f*cks up the heist if you don't give him the cut they want

 

The Deathstroke: player who tells you to give him 0% of the cut then performs exceptionally well, making him the mvp of the heist

 

The Lester: guy who is skilled at the hacking for the Fleece Heist, gets it done quickly

 

The Stormtrooper: the guy in who can't hit his target in wet work, where you have to kill the 2 lawyers going into the court houe, usually you have to kill his target for him

 

The Booby Trapper: Pilot who manages to kill the lazer by leading him into the windmills during the Prison Break Finale

 

The Mayday: Pilot who is exceptionally skilled at performing a STOL (Short Take-Off/Landing) in the Prison Break finale, this person will land in an area that makes you wonder how the hell he did it

 

The Exposer: the prisoner or prison guard who doesn't stay in character after arriving at the prison

 

The Actor/Actress: the prisoner or prison guard who does stay in character, antithesis to the exposer

 

The Rambo: guy who charges into gunfire first and not only survives it but kills most of them, he is a valued member of the team and is probably the "Apex Predator" or "Navy Seal" in free roam.

 

The Bambo: the guy who charges into gunfire and dies, often leading to heist failure, this is about 80% of all randoms who play a heist with you

 

The 4th of July: Guy who uses the firework launcher instead of flare to signal you in Humane Raid (yes I've seen it before)

 

The Anti-Air Gun: guy who is exceptionally well with taking down the choppers that pursue in series A and the Pacific Standard set up with the savages using the trucks with the guns on it, the choppers are destroyed almost immediately after appearing

 

The "You had one job" Guy: guy who was given the easiest job (i.e. demolition for prison break) and still manages to f*ck it up

 

The Smart Shopper: guy who uses the kuruma for cover when going into heavy gunfire

 

The Mr. Krabs 2.0: guy who doesn't lose any money from gunfire in the Pacific Standard

 

The Democrat: Host who gives equal or more of the cut to the players

 

The Carpool: the guy with kick ass car who everyone in the heist jumps in his car to ride in to the destination, usually someone with a Roosevelt, Dubsta 6x6 or some vehicle with special seating

 

The Dogfighter: the guy who takes the Hydra then proceeds to destroy most of the enemy forces who arrive to kill him in EMP, this guy is one of the skilled pilots you find in dogfighting

 

The Ace Combat: similar tone dogfighter, but uses the lazer instead of the Hydra

Edited May 23, 2016 by Broken Condom Kid

[DBrasco]

The White Knight: Often a high-ranking player who comes to the "rescue" of what he thinks are innocent (low-level) players but most often are not. (Hint: there are no innocent players in GTA Online).

[Aqua]

The Dickhead- someone who goes around killing people for no reason and cares only about there KD and who says NO to passive mode.

Edited May 23, 2016 by ~SophisticatedAviator~

[Zerani]

The Dickhead- someone who goes around killing people for no reason and cares only about there KD and who says NO to passive mode.

That's basically me.

[Taintedsoul_x]

The Vince Mcmahon:

Obnoxious guy who thinks the world revolves around him on the mic and buries anyone that says otherwise.

[gtarusty]

The snake in the grass - invites you to be a bodyguard only to kill you and not do any VIP work

 

Roid rage - after you kill them they pull out everything to try to kill you and follow you around the map and will sit outside your house until they get revenge!

 

ghetto boy - every word is [email protected]@A and then threatens you to walk down has block cause he cant beat you 1V1

 

Final word - sends you rage mail and then blocks you

 

Side job serious - play a round of tennis and get mad if you dont' play as hard as them back.

 

alpha male - only player that can do it RIGHT in missions,

 

ghost host - invites you to missions and stays in their apartment and does not help

[Feurian42]

The Patriarch:

 

Mainly play with my wife and kids. Try to teach them how to play/ problem solve in game. Help with trophy competition and in game unlocks.

Edited May 23, 2016 by Feurian42

[MCMXCII]

The Mysterious Stranger

 

The person who seemingly appears out of nowhere to aid you in a gun fight with an(other) player(s) when you are a low-level and losing the gun fight to a higher-leveled player(s).

[Hotband]

I have not encountered a 'Beeping Tom' since at least 2013 /early 2014, no joke.

[cipher656]

I have simpler categories people driving cars like me, my friends who we piss around and have fun with and the c*nts (everyone else)

Edited May 23, 2016 by cipher656

[ExtremeTorque]

The Catilyn Jenner : The player's that only interest in the game is to wander around in passive mode and take selfies of their female characters.

[MCMXCII]

The Icantthinkofonew:

 

Loves helicopters, has many hundreds of hours of flight time in them, to perfect his or her low-altitude flying. Has become pretty efficient at hiding behind buildings and killing stuff, but he/she feels nauseous at the sight of the homing launcher, and often feels a strong urge to say "Mmmmm, Hunter". This person is a helisexual.

Fixed!

 

The Time Waster

 

During a mission, this player will grab whatever the objective item is and then proceed to get into a area that makes them immune from being run over by the other players in the mission. They'll sit in that spot for 15minutes because they believe they'll make more money by doing missions that way. They will also run over and kill any of the other players if they are holding the mission objective item instead of them. Therefore, YOUR time will be wasted when you do missions with these people.

Edited May 23, 2016 by jrl51592

[Zerani]

 

The Icantthinkofonew:

 

Loves helicopters, has many hundreds of hours of flight time in them, to perfect his or her low-altitude flying. Has become pretty efficient at hiding behind buildings and killing stuff, but he/she feels nauseous at the sight of the homing launcher, and often feels a strong urge to say "Mmmmm, Hunter". This person is a helisexual.

Fixed!

 

I bet when transgender bathrooms were created, he was sitting in a corner crying that heligender bathrooms are not a thing yet.

[marco6158]

The "Dora the explora"

 

This guy only goes around with his offroad vehicle or suv around the map, finding hard places to drive or places where a car isn't supposed to be. And when someone gets close (a kilometer) he goes passive so he don't have to stop what he's doing.

[ash-274]

The "no longer friends"

Anyone you would happily accept into your Buzzard or Savage, but then they take over the missiles without permission.

[Tonguegirl]

The Yellow-Spotted Trash Texter - Camps out at spawn traps with 4-5 crew then sends goading texts to players to come fight him/her.

 

(If you can't play solo, you're the pussy. You know who you are. )

[Lancerator]

The Punk Ass Motherf*cker. - The one who destroyed most of all your sport vehicles and you can't afford them again for a repair. Yes, it happened me once in PS3, I insulted the dude so bad, he was a friend of mine (virtually ofc) then I murdered him like 500 times.